I'm a Freaky Sex addict that everyone wants to make-out with who ate your dealer because I'm sexy as

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[] Red = loud
[] Green = stupid
[X] None = freaky
[] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[] Yellow = innocent
[] Purple = a little too happy
[] Black = emo
[] Stripes = funny
[] Gray = skanky
[] Pink = preppy
[] Light blue = sweaty
[] Other = hot
[] White = sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?
[]Shorts = cutie
[]Skirt/skort = skank
[]Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[]Tight jeans = scene kid
[]Ripped jeans = emo
[]Cammo = cage fighter
[]Jeans = prep
[]Pajamas = pimp
[]Cargo = clown
[]Sweats = athlete
[]Boxers = brat
[]Booty shorts = female
[]Capris = Gangster
[]Nothing = hoe
[]Dickies = weirdo
[]Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[X]Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?
[X]Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[]Blonde = with a broken heart
[]Black = with a sexy smile
[]Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[]Red = that likes to have fun
[]Brown = who loves to be different
[]Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[]Bald = with herpes
[]Other = with a nice ass

Pick the month you were born on:
[X] 1= who ate
[]2 = who needed
[]3 = who killed
[]4 = who shot
[]5 = who killed
[]6 = who smoked with
[]7 = who banged
[]8 = who ran shirtless with
[]9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[]10 = who cuddled with
[]11 = who slept with
[]12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
[]01 = the kool-aid man
[]02 = a dog
[]03 = a shoe
[]04 = a toothbrush
[]05 = Santa Claus
[X]06 = your dealer
[]07 = Barny the dinosaur
[]08 = a prostitute
[]09 = a porn star
[]10 = a bag of weed
[]11 = a lover
[]12 = a glass of milk
[]13 = a horse
[]14 = a lesbian
[]15 = a stripper
[]16 = a pickle
[]17 = a jew
[]18 = a homo
[]19 = an orange
[]20 = a dildo
[]21 = a homeless guy
[]22 = a whore
[]23 = my crush
[]24 = an easter egg
[]25 = a jar of honey
[]26 = a condom
[]27 = a bowl of cereal
[]28 = a french fry
[]29 = The Tojan man
[] 30 = Paris Hilton
[]31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[] White = because I love marijuana
[X]Black = because im sexy as hell
[]Pink = Because the lil people told me to
[]Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[]Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[]Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[]Purple = because I'm gay
[]Gray = because I got dared
[]Other = because that's how I roll
[]Green = because I'm good in bed
[]Orange = because I smoke crack
[]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[]Brown = because I had to
[]Shirtless = because I've got abs

I tag Koobaxion, uzumaki859 and anyone else who feels like doing it.

Quiz, survey thingy

1. Who was the last person to call you babe?
Uh, my ex boyfriend?

2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
Yup, every time, sometimes I even take back another one too.

3. If you had to kiss the last person you kissed, would you?
Sure

4. Has someone ever sang a song to you?
Yes

5. Do you play Sudoku?
Nope, I did like, once... maybe...

6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness would you survive?
Oh, yeah. I'd make friends with the wolves and find a better life.

7. Have you danced in the rain?
WHEEEEE!!!!

8. Would you consider yourself a jock/prep/goth/emo/gangster?
I used to, now I'm just random.

9. Ever been to the beach?
Yup

10. Do you like cheese?
DO YOU HAVE CHEESE?!?!?!

11. Have you ever been to the emergency room?
Nope.

12. Do you like hot or cold weather more?
Cold, cause my body always seems to over-heat...

13. How many different kinds of meat have you eaten?
Uh, Beef, Pork, Chicken, Crab, Shrimp, Lobster, Squid and Turkey.

14. Do you break things and blame it on others?
Yes I don't like getting in trouble.

15. Do you like winter?
Yes, I LOVE IT!

16. Have you wiped a booger under your desk?
No... uh maybe, uh... yeah, I WAS 7 DAMN YOU!

17. Do you have a secret crush?
Uh... I don't think so...?

18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you would do?
Run screaming to the neighbor's house and call 9-1-1 on their phone.

19. Would you get plastic surgery?
Yes, lypo maybe...

20. Who do you text the most?
Uh, Emma, I think?

21. What color are your eyes?
Hazel

22. How tall are you?
5'10"

23. Do you wish you had smaller feet?
Yes dear god!!!

24. Has a rumor been spread about you?
Yeah, I don't remember when...

25. Have you written a secret admirer letter?
No

26. Ever fallen for your best friend?
Uh, no...?

27. Age you lost your virginity?
N/a

28. Would you pretend to like something to please your partner?
Yeah, probably...

29. Favorite Ex?
Uh, probably Fallon...

30. Are you insecure about your weight?
NO! maybe... yeah...

31. Ever had a sexual fantasy?
Many, Many times.

32. Would you rather give or recieve?
uh... recieve

33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
OM NOM NOM!!!!!

34. Do you look like your mom or dad?
Uh, neither really...

35. How long does it take you in the shower?
About 45 mins...

36. Do you watch reality tv?
Nope.

37. What movie do you want to see right now?
Avatar

38. Do you illegally burn music?
Not usualy...

39. What did you do for New Years Eve?
SUGAR!!!!!!!!

40. Do you think The Grudge was crappy?
Haven't seen it

41. Last sporting event attended?
Don't.

42. Have you been to an IMAX theater?
Yep. It was great!

43. Was your mom a cheerleader?
Nope, she was a hick.

44. Were you a planned pregnancy for your parents?
No... not at all.

45. What is your middle name?
Marie

46. How old was your mom when she gave birth to you?
15...

47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
7 hours

48. Last time you had sex
N/a

49. What do you buy at the Movies?
Popcorn.

50. Do you know how to play poker?
Nope.

51. Do you wear your seatbelt?
yes.

52. What do you wear to sleep??
depends on the season...

53. Anything big ever happen in your town?
No

54. Is your hair straight or curly?
Insane curlyness.

55. Is your tongue pierced?
Not yet

56. Do you like Liver and Onions?
UGH! NASTY!

57. What is your favorite sushi?
California role

58. Do you like funny or serious people better?
FUNNY PEOPLE ARE GREAT!

59. Ever been to Hollywood?
Yes.

60. Who is on your mind right now?
All mai friends who are talking right now.

61. Any plans for tonight?
Read.

62. Last party attended?
Uh, idk?

63. Do you hate chocolate?
U suck...

64. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
uh... church?

65. Are you a gullible person?
Did you know that gullible is writen on the ceiling?

66. Ever go to a theme or costume party?
Yes.

67. If you could have any job what would it be?
Vet.

68. Are you easy to get along with?
uh, I guess?

69. What is your favorite time of day?
Late at night.

70. Are you a generally happy person?
Uh, sure?

End.