haha so i JUST figured out how to do introductions and stuff so hahaha!!! yea just doing one now lolz. well since this is a blog about random stuff and me i guess i should add in a little bit of information about myself up here
Real Name: Jordan
Pen Name: Dusk ^_^
well ummm im not really sure what else to say really buuuuuut hmmmmmmm i dunno just read the world lolz
trust me you will probably get to know me better from that than any thing else lolz
enjoy xp
woohoo soooo i'm all for helping out and stuff and they did ask nicely to put up a post about this sooooooo everyone who reads this should check out the link at the end and see what you think!! stop these internet pervs!!! i'm really supportive of this because this is one of the few "clean" sites i have found. (i say clean because it may not be clean in some aspects but atleast i haven't run into any internet-pervs on here personally...... yet) but anyways, check out this link and help theO stay pervy free!!! xp
http://www.theotaku.com/worlds/moderation/view/196590/staying_safe_on_the_internet/3
ok seriously.... why does this have to be so difficult????? all i wanted to do was submit my drawing to the challenge buuut nooooooooo this photo does not fit the hieght and width requirements! whyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!?!?!?!? why must you do this to me?!? T.T *hangs head in defeat* why do computers hate me???? honestly its sooooo frustrating... ugh i guess i'll try again in the afternoon, meanwhile, if any one has any opinions on this 
just lemme know... or if anyone has any tips as far as my little problem heheheh, feel free to help :D
this short story was inspired by a true expirience.....
"ok that's it i am outta here like a deaf kid in a game of musical chairs"
"huh????" Desi asks me with a confused look. we are sitting at her grad-party eating and talking to other guests.
"i'm going to the bathroom i'll be right back" *smiles*
"oh ok, *smiles back* don't get lost on me Jordan"
"i'll try not too *:p*" i say as i walk away in the direction of the restrooms in the firehall, then look back "i just hope there aren't any toilet-monsters"
i laugh and so does Desi.
"yea try not to get eaten by those nasty buggers."
niether of us knew what i would really encounter in that restroom..... we had nooooo idea.
i walked down the hall way, still in view of all the guests eating and chatting...... *opens restroom door*
*sighs* "i really hate having to use public restrooms, its just..... ick" i opened the stall door.
*scuff* i freeze what was THAT????
sticking my head out of the stall door i look around the restroom, i could've SWORE i heard something....
then i see it...... a THING!
i look around and shake my head i must be imagining this, right???
but no, the..... what ever it is..... is still there, sopping wet and ugly as h*ll. "wtf?!???"
then it moves..... and steps closer... "oh shit" i say looking at the door, this CAN'T BE REAL!!
i run for the door and slam myself into it, but now its following me, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, SH*T!!!! i look from the hallway into the cafeteria.... noone is there sh*t...
i scramble to my feet and start yelling "DESI, DESI, DESI, DESI, DESIIIIII!!!!!!" but she is outside where the music is playing and can't hear me.... again sh*t
i start to run but i don't really know where to and before i realize it i run straight into Kali. but the thing is right behind me.... i think.
so i grab Kali and start running as she screams and starts to drag me down. "WHAT THE H*LL ARE YOU DOING!!!!" Kali yells at me.
"th-there's a t-t-toilet monster in the rest room...." i just stare at her because i realize.... there is nothing following me.... wtf?!?......
Kali looks at me, "are you ok Jordan.... has Desi been giving you something you shouldn't be having????"
"no Kali i swear there was a toilet monster... right behind me... i SWEAR!!! it was THERE!!!" i drop my head into my lap and start hypervenalating.... if it wasn't a toilet monster then... what was it??? am i going crazy???? was i imagining that???? no.... it can't be.... it had to have been real....
then we hear it.... a terrible screeching sound, so loud that even the people outside hear it....
"is that the toilet monster Jordan???" Kali asked
all i could do was nod.... veeeeryyy slowly...
then the restroom door explodes outwards and shatters to pieces. then "it" jumps out.... and looks straight at us.... O_O
i hear yelling and screaming but i can't understand a word of it.... all i can see is the giant toilet monster.... still staring at me and Kali laying, entangled on the ground. i had actually heard of toilet monsters before, an urban legend that was known to attack unsuspecting people in public bathrooms...and people wonder why i hate them... but nothing, NOTHING could have prepared me for what i saw.... it had to b atleast 6 foot tall how the h*ll it fits into a toilet i will never know and had shaggy, brown-stained-ish hair..... it was really kinda grody.
but still, Kali and i couldn't move, we were trapped against a wall.... when suddenly...*BANG*.... a gun shot rang out and the monster fell over. what the hell just happended????? but i could see, after the nasty monster fell over, the thin figure of Desi, with a shot gun in hand.... ? what the h*ll?????? it was all i could think.
"i told you to be careful of those toilet monsters Jordan." she smiled
and so i smiled with her, understanding fully, never again would i go to a public restroom alone or without a gun......
ok that prolly sucked majorly but i knew i needed to do something with the things me and mah friend Desi were talking about at her grad-party.... we really were talking about toilet monsters and Desi did tell me not to get lost on my way to the restroom and i did mention toilet monsters. i also couldn't not atleat try and write a short story since after all "hiding frome the toilet monsters" was my signature on my phone for almost a week xp.
well i hope you enjoyed it even though i think it sucks majorly lolz xp
three reasons why imagenary guns are useful
1:haha so i havent posted in a few days so this is gonna be a big one. so first off this is a tip for those of you who have friends that message you and say "kill me now please." what you should do is message them back saying "ok..... [focuses.... pulls out imagenary gun...... aims....] BANG!!!...... did it work???" cause this honestly works. it makes them smile, and you're supporting them. your not being one of those annoying people who says "noooooo i love you too much, don't gooo!!" cause if you ask me thats just being a whiny little b***h. if someone says that they obviously aren't wanting to deal with something and probably need someone to make them smile.
2:imagenary guns also come in handy when your friends are being eaten by zombies.... true story. hahahahahahah i tooootally had to save brookie from some creepy stone-dwelling zombies that decided to eat her. grrrrr... now don't think im biased against zombies or anything, they are people too, until they decide to eat your friends!!!!!
3:and finnaly the 3rd reason imagenary guns are useful is to threaten facebook when it decides to screw up!!!!
ok sooo i am now 100% officially addicted to soul eater. i liked it before from just the bits and pieces i have seen of it but now....well lets just say i have been completely consumed by it for the past ohhhh, i dunno how many hours lolz. but episode 1 and 8 have actually made me cry and 2 came close and so did either 6 or 7... hmmmm im not sure which 1 it was but ooooo well. im going to continue to totally space out and watch more hehehe episode 9!!! Legend of the holy sword!!! FOOLS!!!!!
this is actually from the other day i posted it in the wrong world heheheh.
