three reasons why imagenary guns are useful
1:haha so i havent posted in a few days so this is gonna be a big one. so first off this is a tip for those of you who have friends that message you and say "kill me now please." what you should do is message them back saying "ok..... [focuses.... pulls out imagenary gun...... aims....] BANG!!!...... did it work???" cause this honestly works. it makes them smile, and you're supporting them. your not being one of those annoying people who says "noooooo i love you too much, don't gooo!!" cause if you ask me thats just being a whiny little b***h. if someone says that they obviously aren't wanting to deal with something and probably need someone to make them smile.
2:imagenary guns also come in handy when your friends are being eaten by zombies.... true story. hahahahahahah i tooootally had to save brookie from some creepy stone-dwelling zombies that decided to eat her. grrrrr... now don't think im biased against zombies or anything, they are people too, until they decide to eat your friends!!!!!
3:and finnaly the 3rd reason imagenary guns are useful is to threaten facebook when it decides to screw up!!!!