hiding from the toilet monsters

this short story was inspired by a true expirience.....

"ok that's it i am outta here like a deaf kid in a game of musical chairs"
"huh????" Desi asks me with a confused look. we are sitting at her grad-party eating and talking to other guests.
"i'm going to the bathroom i'll be right back" *smiles*
"oh ok, *smiles back* don't get lost on me Jordan"
"i'll try not too *:p*" i say as i walk away in the direction of the restrooms in the firehall, then look back "i just hope there aren't any toilet-monsters"
i laugh and so does Desi.
"yea try not to get eaten by those nasty buggers."

niether of us knew what i would really encounter in that restroom..... we had nooooo idea.
i walked down the hall way, still in view of all the guests eating and chatting...... *opens restroom door*
*sighs* "i really hate having to use public restrooms, its just..... ick" i opened the stall door.
*scuff* i freeze what was THAT????
sticking my head out of the stall door i look around the restroom, i could've SWORE i heard something....
then i see it...... a THING!
i look around and shake my head i must be imagining this, right???
but no, the..... what ever it is..... is still there, sopping wet and ugly as h*ll. "wtf?!???"
then it moves..... and steps closer... "oh shit" i say looking at the door, this CAN'T BE REAL!!
i run for the door and slam myself into it, but now its following me, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, SH*T!!!! i look from the hallway into the cafeteria.... noone is there sh*t...
i scramble to my feet and start yelling "DESI, DESI, DESI, DESI, DESIIIIII!!!!!!" but she is outside where the music is playing and can't hear me.... again sh*t
i start to run but i don't really know where to and before i realize it i run straight into Kali. but the thing is right behind me.... i think.
so i grab Kali and start running as she screams and starts to drag me down. "WHAT THE H*LL ARE YOU DOING!!!!" Kali yells at me.
"th-there's a t-t-toilet monster in the rest room...." i just stare at her because i realize.... there is nothing following me.... wtf?!?......
Kali looks at me, "are you ok Jordan.... has Desi been giving you something you shouldn't be having????"
"no Kali i swear there was a toilet monster... right behind me... i SWEAR!!! it was THERE!!!" i drop my head into my lap and start hypervenalating.... if it wasn't a toilet monster then... what was it??? am i going crazy???? was i imagining that???? no.... it can't be.... it had to have been real....
then we hear it.... a terrible screeching sound, so loud that even the people outside hear it....
"is that the toilet monster Jordan???" Kali asked
all i could do was nod.... veeeeryyy slowly...
then the restroom door explodes outwards and shatters to pieces. then "it" jumps out.... and looks straight at us.... O_O
i hear yelling and screaming but i can't understand a word of it.... all i can see is the giant toilet monster.... still staring at me and Kali laying, entangled on the ground. i had actually heard of toilet monsters before, an urban legend that was known to attack unsuspecting people in public bathrooms...and people wonder why i hate them... but nothing, NOTHING could have prepared me for what i saw.... it had to b atleast 6 foot tall how the h*ll it fits into a toilet i will never know and had shaggy, brown-stained-ish hair..... it was really kinda grody.
but still, Kali and i couldn't move, we were trapped against a wall.... when suddenly...*BANG*.... a gun shot rang out and the monster fell over. what the hell just happended????? but i could see, after the nasty monster fell over, the thin figure of Desi, with a shot gun in hand.... ? what the h*ll?????? it was all i could think.
"i told you to be careful of those toilet monsters Jordan." she smiled
and so i smiled with her, understanding fully, never again would i go to a public restroom alone or without a gun......

ok that prolly sucked majorly but i knew i needed to do something with the things me and mah friend Desi were talking about at her grad-party.... we really were talking about toilet monsters and Desi did tell me not to get lost on my way to the restroom and i did mention toilet monsters. i also couldn't not atleat try and write a short story since after all "hiding frome the toilet monsters" was my signature on my phone for almost a week xp.
well i hope you enjoyed it even though i think it sucks majorly lolz xp

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