I am now...

LUKE SKYWALKER!!! I would have preferred Darth Vader, but, you know...

Explanation The sometimes have special order burgers here at the commons. To order one, you write your name on one of the slips, indicate what burger you want, etc. Well, I placed my order, then went and got some other foods. Then I sat with my friend and a good 15 minutes passed. I went to check on mine, and well, it wasn't there. This usually happens, people get impatient, or sometimes never order one, and just take someone else's. I waited a wile longer, I thought maybe it was coming up. Nope, no such luck. Then, a burger appeared that was a apparently for a Luke Skywalker. I looked around, and just took it (placed the slip back into the ordering thing so this Skywalker person would eventually get their burger) and left.

I might start using fictional names myself xD

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