Have you ever wondered; what it would be like to be in your own anime?

I have, and it was weird. See, I remember the weirdest things about my early life. My cousin singing the high-pitched version of the Logical Song. His brother's really dark tanned hand with the contrast of very pale skin on the other side. I think, that if my life were an anime; it would be the most BORING anime ever. Probably because there's no giant fighting robots, love interest, or magical powers...

I wish I had magical powers. Then I'd be all, like, BAM, KAZOOM, PAP~! I'd like run around going; ZOY! at everyone I passed by. And I'd be fighting bad guys instead of writing this and looking after my little cousin... *sigh* GREEEAT. Now I wish more than EVER I had super powers; I'd be able to clean the house faster than ever; I have to do it before mum gets home...

AND THUS ENDS VOLUME 1 OF OASAKA'S RANDOM RAMBLING~!