firstly a message hand written from me
fanfic 50 [w00t!!] ☆omake special ☆
ren: eh?
Ai-chan: something up?
ren: that. -points upwards-
Ai-chan: Eh??
ren: exactly.
anglsu:huh?
emz: huh?
Bonez: huh what is that?
at: yeah really?
ren: hai hai hai!!!
Ai-chan: Kore wa nandesu ka? [what is it?]
at: Do iu imi desu ka? [what does it mean?]
ren: hey! what you just said had subtitles! try saying something else!
Ai-chan: Chotto Matte kudasai [wait a moment please....]
ren see see!! on the ground the text! {wow that's cool} huh! even thoughts have subtitles!
Bonez: -through binoculars- the banner says..... fanfic....50th chapter.....
ren: well well 50 chapters we've done great!
{hmm when was the last time i had ■■■ with Hitsuu-kun? ... been a while....... there was a idea in Cosmo that i wanna try♥ we still need to do a research day on that♥} {such fun thing involved like ■■■■ and ■■■■■ as well as manuevering of ■■■■■}
at: ren!!!
ren whaaaat.......
Bonez: remember even thoughts are subtitled!
at: luckly enough only the 4 oldest hostesses can read what's under the censored part!
Ai-chan: you hentai!
ren: .... such urges are biologically natural to experiance. these urges make endorphins and endorphins make you happy and feel good AND feeling good is good for health so GO S■X!!
ren: hey hey hey! Ai-chan dada when's it gonna be YOUR turn? ah?
mr. black cat: nyaa~~~~~~
ren: mr. black cat try not to over do it k'?
mr. black cat: nyaa~~~
Ai-chan say WHAA?
ren: on the sake of course!
Hitsugi-kun: hey! do you see that banner up in the sky?!
anglsu: sure do.
ren:[ cosmo s■x tip #21 ■■■■■■ his ■■■■■■■■ hmm♥]
Hitsugi-kun: who whoa whoa! your thoughts have subtitles and what is with that line of thinking?
ren: [heh! if you can read this then good luck with keeping your pantsuu on♥]
at: whoa keep it 'G'!
ren: that was G 'R' is more like: ■■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■!
at: *gasp* ren!
ren: in another corner of my mind is the overall mood heh.. i'll have to arrange a visit.
at: no!
ren: no what?
Ai-chan: we don't wanna go in THERE!
at: we're very scared of what lurks in that mind of yours!
ren: well i'm going to make you -sticks out tongue-
fanfic 49 [mini]
ren: [today is march 5th.... happy birthday Nyakuuchii-chan♥][so my plan go forth during tonight's live]
ren: ok boys now don't go running your mouth to the b-day nekoboy... and now we wait.
~ a birthday celebration was to be done onstage ~
~so it begins....~
~word spread that a little monster hunter might happen so people brought their PSPs~
from the audiance level
Bonez: heh! [sends message] [there's gonna be a second onstage birthday celebration that he doesn't know about pass the meassage on but don't let him know♥]
~from there the message spread and hostess specific messages kept ren updated~
anglsu: not yet ren!
emz: ren they're finishing the celebration soon!~
ai-chan: now!
~ren: kay! [hello Hitsugi-kun your #1 fan is here and i come with a second surprise!]
~Hitsugi-kun: [hmm ok then try to get up to the front row...]~
~ren: [oh i won't need to♥] [a sakura petal shall herald my arrival closer than you think..]
Hitsugi-kun: hmm ok..... -sees petal on opposite side of stage and runs over to catch it-
ren: -sneaks out from behind the curtain and presses a finger to her lips indicating she wants everyone to quiet down then she continues sneaking up-
Hitsugi-kun: [this was just like whoa wait a minute then---] -turns around- AHH!!
entire audience Ruka-san Yomi-san Sakito-san Niya-san hostesses: -a deafening- HAPPY BIRTHDAY HITSUGI-SAAAAN!!!!
Hitsugi-kun: -shocked beyond measure-
entire audience Ruka-san Yomi-san Sakito-san Niya-san hostesses: -hysterics-
Hitsugi-kun: -speechless beyond measure-
ren: ah ha ha ha ha ha ha o-ok ok -- ah ha ha ah ha c-can't talk a-a-ah ha ha ha!
~after half an hour she managed to stop laughing long enough to say tangible words~
ren: planned it for you Nyakuuchi-chan.... Happy Birthday~
Hitsugi-kun: -touched to tears-
ren: catch me! -runs up and leaps into his arms a warm wet kiss follows
audience and Naito: oooooooooo♥ -catcall-