tiger balm
:D
well of course it's real!
mosquito
fanfic 45
~even though vap [Naito's company] and PSC [company for the Gazette Alice Nine and several others] were different word still gets around about the {secret technique}
~finally word reaches Naito.....~
Hitsugi-kun: orly?
Ruka-san: rly.
Hitsugi-kun: orly?
Ruka-san: rly. -sweatdrop-
Hitsugi-kun: -calls ren-
ren: hello my dear!
Hitsugi-kun: why is there word about you doing a strip show?
ren: it was done in the onsen.
Hitsugi-kun: for people none of which were me.
ren: -ponders-
Hitsugi-kun: what would happen if you were to---
ren: ok i'll do one for you just drop by tonight at 7
Hitsugi-kun: w-wwhat!?
ren: see you then bye bye♥
~7pm arrives~
~Hitsugi-kun is in the mens' side~
[ready?]
Hitsugi-kun: as i'll ever be....
~she enters the mens' side and leisurely strolls over...~
SECRET TECHNIQUE: HAPPY FUN TIME 3RD GEAR
~towel comes off and ren showers him with love~ [much like the harem jutsu]
~with very similar results ♥~
♥nosebleed♥
ren: tissue? -smirk- hmm? hehehehe mokkori?
[mokkori can mean several things: pervert, erection or sex appeal! guess which one x'D]
ren: [ok gotcha!] -reads a laminated page of cosmopolitan famous for its sex tips tricks and advice-
ren: how to touch a naked man.....ah! ok ok........................ hmm good reaction! next. ...........and then....... WOW! -makes notes-
ren: who gets paid to research this?!
Hitsugi-kun: w-where did you learn those!!
ren: Cosmopolitan
Hitsugi-kun: no wonder
ren: still have a few issues to go through♥ ...... mokkori again? although how while wearing speedos....? the world may never know....
oh!
~ren grabs a name sticker and writes on it~
ren: time to get out. we'll have fun times in here♥ -sticks on sticker to his back-
ren: << hehehehehe see Bonez? >>
Bonez: << what? >>
ren: << the sticker. >>
Ai-chan: << you DIDN'T!
Bonez: << !! >>
[sticker says]
hello my name is
Mr. Mokkori
~by the time Hitsugi-kun found it several someones already saw it~
Yomi-san: -ROFL*LHAO-
not just pantsuu
tight pantsuu
^///^
speaking of tight pantsuu♥
Kikagaku no Kotowari – 3/27 Niigata LOTS
at this Alice Nine live
Quote of the night:
Saga: (talking about his new red skin-tight pants during the MC) When I bought them, the clerk told me I’m the only one wearing this size.
Fan: Meaning?
Saga: It means that I better not have a mokkori. [♥♥♥♥]
Mokkori = erection