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oh yeah i typed this up i've been delving deeper into Alice Nine lately getting all kinds of info and pics
fanfic 44
~a few weeks after hearing about WT Onsen Alice Nine decided as a group to visit~
Shou-san: -hesitates on ringing doorbell-
Hiroto-san: something wrong?
Shou-san: don't you remember? the doorbell ring was straight out of a porno!
Nao-san: it can't still be the same one...
Saga-san: -rings bell-
>ohhh...♥... ah...ahhh......♥ remember japan's birthrate has flatlined do the right thing
Miyavi-san and Melody-san will be having another child...... GOOD JOB!!<
Shou-san: am i the only one scared to press the doorbell again?
-rings bell-
>men having problems with your ■■■■■? then try putting it in ■■■■■■■■■!<
Saga-san: i gotta hear the last one!
-rings bell-
>women having a hard time keeping his interest? well try touching his ■■■■■■■■■■ and then his ■■■■■ and finally his ■■■■■■■■ and he'll be putty in your hands!<
Alice Nine: -shocked-
ren: so get any good advice? there is a discount i'm implementing now.
5 for the price of 2 so the five of you can get as long of an onsen soak as you want for the price of 2 and all we want is a show.
Hiroto-san: we didn't bring anything....
ren: ah you won't need them for THIS kind of show♥
Nao-san:.......that kind of show.
ren: hai. i'll tell you now no trying to get yourself a little peepshow although i can arrange for the electric fence to be turned off for an additional ¥5000 for a shot at me♥
Alice Nine: ..................
ren: well i think Shinya-san liked it
Alice Nine: hai!!
ren: -whispers- not to worry you guys won't have to.
~first a meal!~
ren: heh fanmails!
Bonez: we got fanmails?
ren: fanmails.
laying down on the couch head against a pillow ren reads the fanmail with boo and no-no on her shoulder~
ren: so boo what do you think?
boo: -climbs down-
ren: h-hey boo i'm wearing a belly shirt don't walk over---
~boo walked across the exposed area to read the fanmail~~and ren squirmed and fidgeted trying to keep herself composed~
boo: -nibbled on the corner of the letter- -chirpchirp-
ren: that was not cool. ok so i'll tell them your answer.....
Saga-san: ticklish?
ren: very much so.
Tora-san: is that the kanji for life over your left side?
ren: oh! yes. i just finished getting these tattoos! -turns so that the image is fully visible-
the ones on my sides were painful to do but i'm happy it's done.
ren: enjoy!
~after a while ren opens the door seperating the areas~
ren: SECRET TECHNIQUE: HAPPY FUN TIME 2ND GEAR!!
~pulls off towel and does a suggestive pose~
~five people fall back in the water~
~ren always hits her mark!~
Bonez: ok then your turn!♥ you can keep the towels on.
hostesses: rawr!
ren: oh ho so that's what those tattoos of yours look like Tora-san? i like that stomach one♥
Tora-san: -blush-
where's everyone at?
well i'll drop again before the night is done
fanfic 43 omake
-♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪-
ren: eh?
-txt-
Hitsugi-kun: i wanna see for myself
-txt reply-
Ren: EH!?
-txt reply 2-
Hitsugi-kun: i want to see tattoo myself
-txt reply 3-
Ren: u-uhh aren't the pics enough?
-txt reply 4-
Hitsugi-kun: nooope!
-txt reply 5-
Ren: w-wait not now!
-no reply-
knock knock-
ren: [oh damn!] -puts shirt back on-
Hitsugi-kun: ok ren show and tell!
ren: .................................................... -hesitates-
-lifts shirt up-
Hitsugi-kun: wow!
Bonez: see the kanji? and the dragon is posed as a Ouroboros to suggest the infinete nature of those kanji and that they're intertwined togeather
Hitsugi-kun: hmmm -tracing dragon with finger- LOVE LIFE FAMILY -ren giggles- -tracing kanji strokes with finger- and they're inked in too! let's go drink to celebrate today i'm off!
~at a bar starting with 'kid stuff' and working up to 'rocket fuel'~ [while snacking all the way]
......................
~early morning Hitsugi-kun heads to ren's place ren stays to drink some moar~
~ren drinks a few more and heads home~
~in the mean time Hitsugi-kun was watching tv waiting for her to return~
~the house was dead silent and the lights were off~
~something broke over in the distance~
Hitsugi-kun: huh? what was that? [though i think i already know what's going on]
[the rest under spoiler read if you dare]
~in the bathroom there were some horrid sounds coming from inside~
~ren made it home but suddenly felt seriously nauseated and was on the verge of puking right there and then~
~in ren's rush to get to the sink she neither closed the door nor turned on the light~
Hitsugi-kun: -turns light on-
~ren was hunched over the sink repeatedly vomiting~
Hitsugi-kun: [must've drank too much....] -pats back gently- it's ok get it all out....
ren: 50% content -koff koff- -repeatedly vomits again-
ren: -tears well up-
Hitsugi-kun: it's ok.....
ren: -shaking uncontrollably-
~finally her stomach was completely emptied and the sink washed out throughly~
Hitsugi-kun: -reaches under her shirt and reaches to touch her back intending to comfort her- [i feel heat coming off her even though i haven't touched her yet...]
-touches her forehead which is very hot-
Hitsugi-kun: you're burning up!
ren: i'll be fine in a few hours.....
Hitsugi-kun: how many of those did you drink?
ren: nnnnnn....... 4? -staggers upstairs-
ren: ahh honorable bed-sama....-collapses-
ren: -shivers- i'm worried......
Hitsugi-kun:.............?
ren: .........that i won't be able to hold my liquor anymore.
Hitsugi-kun: [eh?! you're worried about that?] -reaches to rub her back-
ren: nah not that. you know what i need now honorable husband.
Hitsugi-kun: [WHAAAAA!!! did you just call me honorable H-HUSBAND!?] are you drunk?
-ren rolls over-
ren: ehhh maybe just a smidge hee heee i'm a sadistic oresama honorable husband
Hitsugi-kun: mmm hmm just a smidge -gently and soothingly rubs ren's hurting belly-
~a little later on ren was feeling better so inorder to clense her mouth of the taste of vomit....~
ren -eating kosher dill pickle, chocolate pop tarts, cherry coke and water-
Hitsugi-kun: you....... really ate and drank all of that?!
ren: the pickle is kind of sour and pop tarts and cherry coke are sweet and water is neutral i ate and drank those to replace the bad tast of vomit with something else and swish and spit with water so now i don't have any taste in my mouth.
Hitsugi-kun: well don't get a stomachache for your efforts
ren: i won't!
~later~
ren: unnh i DID......
finally thought of one ^__^V
fanfic 43
~october had been a good month~
~ren decided on a whim to introduce Ai-chan to Ruki-san~
~speaking of ren~
Bonez: [somethings going on.... ren disappears for a few hours 3
times a week for the past 3 weeks]
~late afternoon ren returns looking relieved~
Bonez: ren i've been wondering.... where have you been
disappearing to this month?
three times a week for hours you're gone then you come back
looking sore....
ren: well you'll have to wait a few days to find out♥
Bonez: huh? why?
ren: only time will tell.
~to pass time Bonez and the others spent much time trying to
guess what the big secret was~
~finally the few days passed~
ren: so had an enjoyable wait? well without further ado.....
~unveiled was a tattoo a dragon (very cliche) but the dragon
was posed in the shape of an Ouroboros with its tail and head
both meeting at her bellybutton~
~and there were three kanji~
Bonez: love kanji... [at bellybutton] life kanji....... over ribs on left
side] family kanji........ [over ribs on right side]
anglsu: the dragon is fully scaled! that must have been a long
process...
Ai-chan: and it's in full color
emz: and the kanji are inked in too!
ren: mmm hmmm tattooing over areas where there is bone
underneath is painful and inking them in too even more so.
a dragon in the form of the Ouroboros and the particular kanji i
used, used togeather it means LOVE is LIFE is FAMILY is LOVE
they can't exist without the others and they go on in a endless
circle, i already consider you four as sisters....
Bonez: -texting-
ren: ren is suspicious.
Bonez: oh um...... eh heh heh.....
-♫♫♪♫♪♫♪-
ren: [text....][EH?! -facepalm-]
ren: Bonez here take a pic...
-hands off her phone-
~on the screen~
very funny Bonez.... ( `__´)╬
-snap pics-
-txt message-
Hitsugi-kun: don't forget laugh ren!
-txt reply-
Ren: laugh kanji would have cost more...
-txt reply 2-
Hitsugi-kun: being frugal?
-txt reply 3-
Ren: frugality never hurt anyone and neither does hard work but
why take the chance♥
-txt reply 4-
Hitsugi-kun: (laugh)
-txt reply 5-
Ren: ok then we can fufill that aspect and this talk is done.
fanfic omake #13
~in the newspaper~
ren: hmm local restaraunt to hold eating competition cash prize of ¥25,000......... today @ 3 well then i better skip breakfast then
~at a sushi shop was where this was at~
ren: [the current record 100 pieces?][heh 150 is a normal meal for me]
judge: san nii itchi GO!
~slowly people begin dropping out~
~then there were 2~
~so far ren was a constant 3 pieces ahead~
~150 has been reached and surpassed!~
that guy: ready to quit little lady?
ren: are YOU?
that guy: n-no!
ren: mmm hmm. -heads back-
ren: pardon me. -grabs a live fish and a knife and heads back-
~ren scales and guts the fish eating it in front of the judge~
~her opponent returns fire with another fish~
~ren decides on the coup de grace squid~
~and as before....~
~in front of the onlookers the judge and her opponent: 1 squid wrenched into pieces everything inedible torn out and the rest eaten as is~
that guy: urrrgh....... [ needless to say he ran for a bathroom ]
judge: umm ok OUR NEW CHAMPION WITH 155 PIECES OF SUSHI AND 1 FISH AND 1 SQUID REEEEEEEEN!!
~half an hour later she was already snacking on something... ren and her jacked up metabolism~
Bonez: hey did you see on tv? some eating contest was done today! the winner ate so much
ren: yep i know. hehehehe i know all about it.
