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fanfic 42
Ai-chan: haven't you mentioned a Good Memories path in the relm of your mind?
ren: uhh..... yeah it exists.
Bonez: and you said that those were greater in number and were more precious than the Bad Memories Side
ren: there were 7 doors on that side.....
emz: could we see the good ones?
ren: i don't know.....
anglsu: why?
ren: some memories are R rated and no one under 18 could see them....
Bonez: oh does Hitsugi-san want to see these?
ren: i'll call and ask!
[ren: hi! well i called because the girls want to experiance the good memories side
and were wondering if you wanted to come for the ride too?]
[Hitsugi-kun: umm right now we're busy working on our album]
[ren: hmmm would it be fine to come there?]
[Hitsugi-kun: i'll ask...]
[-in the distance- is it fine for ren and co. to come here?]
[i don't know we're still busy working....]
[she said that they were going to do the good memories side now.]
[good memories huh?]
[yeah.]
[hand me the phone...]
[hey it's Yomi! so uh you mean all the good memories?]
[those who are under 18 can see the R rated ones]
[hehehe♥ we just got an opening for free time]
[ok. -sweatdrop-]
ren: well we're going to their recording studio everyones there.
ren: ok ready? everyone put your hand on my forehead.
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ren: ok ok let's roll! btw i'm a avatar and you are also avatars. so you're still in the room but mentally we've linked. so you'll see hear feel taste touch everything.
[a sense of serenity a slight sense of pride]
<< hnnnn, it's been 5 years since i've been here, many people have prospered >> << hmm someone refered two young women to 'help' me >>
<< persistant little buggers aren't they? well i think they've reached their limits. all these months without success, esp the one i scratched. they'll quit soon. >>
Bonez: hey!
ren: sorry.
<< now i'm ready to rest......... >> << zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz >>
[a definite sensation of being tickled]
<< ahhh!? the hell is tha--- >>
[sound of ren's laughter]
<< oh sh--!! great lost my reputation now..... >> << i'm outta here. >>
Bonez: so was that the first time you were tickled?
ren: yeah.... -scratches head-
Ai-chan: that was adorable!
((so this is what you do?))
((can we help?))
((ok we'll take that as a yes))
<< ............i shouldn't have skipped breakfast but then this wouldn't be done on time....... >> << nnnnn almost done..... >>
((something wrong?))
((is it a fever? no your forehead isn't hot...))
[feeling nervous]
[stomach growled]
<< oh hell no! now?! >>
((not me...))
((me neither...))
[stomach gurgled]
((ah ha!))
((well your stomach talks more than you do!))
((omg your face is red as a tomato!! ah ha ha ha!!!))
~zip it.~
((whoa!!))
((that was unexpected))
((maybe not so much))
~i said zip it...~
((any solution?))
((hmm.....))
((voice traning?>>
~ ╬ ~
((i guess so...))
((where are you going?))
~stomach rumbled~
((oh.))
~and you?~
((oh we're not))
((growled x2))
((how'd you know?))
~i heard.~
((what?))
~I HEARD YOU!~
((whoa!))
((great shout!))
[runs off]
Hitsugi-kun: oooh you were really hungry then?
Sakito-san: huh an eighteen year old girl that sounds like that? wow!
[slipping off into the mist]
[tension fading away]
~visitors? yes i know~
~ahh white tigress i have your bow~
[cat's whiskers brushing against her face]
~ -chuckles- i know where.~
[cat's tail tickles her face]
~ -laughter- i know i know your tail!~
<< i'll leave them to you white tigress >>
<< persistant little buggers huh? perhaps for the best >>
Bonez: heyyyy!
ren: hehehe....
Niya-san: so that wasn't seen until that moment?
ren: yep.
[a mishmash of all the hilarious pranks ren pulled and funny stuff in general]
Hitsugi-kun: that was great!!
Ruka-san: though we didn't like being scared...
ren: ok now entering R rated turf!
~those under 18 were disconnected~
[a mishmash of all the love making in detail]
Yomi-san: OMG!! you were having all that fun and never told me?!
Ruka-san Sakito-san Niya-san: -jawdrop-
Yomi-san: i wanna replay!
Hitsugi-kun: no way!
~back in the physical world~
Hitsugi-kun: -bomborded with questions-
~over 18's bomboarded with silence~
he he been a long time eh? 6(^^);
TMB #18
What Were We Thinking?
[from fanfic 39]
[Yomi-san Ruka-san Niya-san Sakito-san were all LTAO]
[for Hitsugi-kun was given the nickname of Nyakuuchi-chan]
Hitsugi-kun: -shamed-
ren: hey hey now that nickname is for my use----
[they LTAO]
ren: didn't you hear me stop laugh---
[LTAO]
ren: seriously stop---
[LTAO]
ren: ok ╬
[ren grabbed the others and hung them on sturdy braches by their underwear]
ren: and to finish this....
[ren went to each one and yanked them down]
ren: how's it crackin'? seems to be your favorite place to hang.... well don't let little old me get in the way. me and Hitsugi-kun were about to head over to akihabara for a gooooood while so we might not be back for some time..... so if there's anything you need..... you know anything you want to say now's a good time.
Naito: GET US DOWWN!
ren: 'k!
[she jumps onto Yomi-san causing the branch to sink low an catapaulted to the top branches] {causing that branch to break and let Yomi-san down} [she landed on another branch breaking it letting Sakito-san down while leaping to the next]
ren: hmm if i let you two down from here you'll get hurt.... ah!
[ren yanks both Niya-san and Ruka-san off their branches and jumps down branch to branch]
ren: alright let's go. oh and good luck extracting your underwear
~end~
TMB #19
War of Words
[from fanfic omake 12]
Bonez: shouldn't ren be the Boke?
Ai-chan: what for?
Bonez: considering her it fits better.
ren: are we going to keep going? i'm bored.
emz: when you think about it......
anglsu: that part fits better
Bonez: almost scarily so.
ren: hey hey i messed with the pacman game on my iphone!
{instead of pacman going waka waka waka waka, pacman went baka baka baka}
{instead of the sound you hear when pacman munched the dots you heard gasha gasha gasha}
{whenever pacman died you heard: AHHHHHHH!!!!}{passing the level you heard cheers}{losing a life you got BOOOOO!!!} {munching ghosts got you a huzzah!} {ff7 victory theme means you passed the level}
-so a game went as such-
gasha gasha gasha gasha gasha gasha gasha gasha gasha gasha gasha gasha gasha gasha gasha gasha gasha gasha gasha gasha gasha gasha gasha gasha gasha gasha gasha gasha gasha gasha huzzah! huzzah! gasha gasha gasha gasha gasha gasha baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka BOOOO!!!!!!!! gasha gasha gasha gasha gasha gasha gasha gasha gasha gasha gasha gasha gasha gasha gasha gasha gasha gasha gasha gasha huzzah! huzzah! ♪♪da da da da da dadada♪♪
everyone else: ...........................
Hitsugi-kun: scarily so.
~at that point ren was unmatched in the witty banter everything Hitsugi-kun said was outdone by ren
ren: the dog chased the cat
Hitsugi-kun: which chased a frog
ren: which chased a fly
Hitsugi-kun: which chased a person
ren: which chased the fly chased by a frog which was chased by a cat which was chased by a dog
Hitsugi-kun: wait what?
~end~
fanfic omake 12
~since ren's b-day couldn't be celebrated due to a exceptionally busy
work day five months ago it was going to be done today~
ren: you don't have to........in fact i'd perfer that.
Ai-chan emz anglsu Bonez: we insist.
ren: don't i have any say?
Ai-chan emz anglsu Bonez: no!
ren: i insist i have a say!
Ai-chan emz anglsu Bonez: we insist you sit down and let us treat you!
ren: .................... -mumbles to self-
Bonez: that's more like it. we pooled togeather our money and in
addition to a huge lotto win can afford to take you to several places. so
Tsukiji and Butlers we go!
~@ tsukiji otoro tuna, squid, shrimp were decided on. the squid gave
the monger a hard time but a icy stare from ren scared it and it gave
in~
~taking their purchases to a restaraunt within tsukiji's borders
everything tasted fabulous cooked or not~
~heading to Butlers Cafe [a butler cafe in Shibuya] Bonez hands a note
to one of the butlers~
Butler: ah ok i'll go get him!
ren: hmm wonder what Hitsuu-kun is up to today?
anglsu: ask him yourself♥
ren: Σ ....... let me guess behind me?
Bonez: see him for yourself♥
ren: -shocked- -turns back around with her face covered by her hands-
emz: looks like she's surprised!
Ai-chan: big time!
ren: -mumbled- sadists they're sadists......
Bonez: yeah but you've had a hard time but you always think of
everyone else first.
Hitsugi-kun: laying your own life on the line to protect us doing what
you must wth steel determination then returning to being kind
thoughtful and good natured. you earned this.
ren: -face still covered by her hands- -mumbled- i'm just following my
instinct.....
Hitsugi-kun: for one day let go of your humbleness.
ren: -lowers hands- -teary smile shines through-
Bonez: Manzai skit?
Ai-chan: manzai skit!
emz: that'll be great!
anglsu: let's!
ren: ok then who's the tsukkomi and who's the boke?
Bonez: Hitsuu-san want to be the Boke?
Hitsugi-kun: [that nickname is catching on] umm...... ok
Bonez: and since you and ren have such chemistry she can be the
tsukkomi! this promises to be good♥
ren: well we can't disappoint them now! let's see how well you
understand my logic.
Hitsugi-kun: ok.
ren ok? ok to what? or OKlahoma?
Hitsugi-kun: huh?
ren: uhh i'm supposed to be the tsukkomi here but i feel like the baka
boke!
Hitsugi-kun: hehe baka boke....
ren huh? bake bok? bake bok choy? you can do that? or was that bake
bawk? uhh bless you...?
Hitsugi-kun: no that's not what..... um nevermind
ren: ok now that i'm warmed up....
Hitsugi-kun: oh no! matching wits with her will be hard..... -facepalm-