sup?
*brick'd*
whoa close one yeah i know
but here we go
fanfic 34
~ahhh April Fools day again at last~
~good for ren~
~bad for everyone else~
anglsu -first to wake up- -checks time and sees the day-
anglsu: -facepalms- "oh no......." -gets up- "Bonez? we gotta get up now, -whispers- today's april fools..."
Bonez: "huh!? emz! it's april fools! wake up!"
emz: "oh i gotta let ai-chan know..." ai-chan we gotta get up before ren leaves...."
~from off elsewhere in their house~
"ren?"
"ren??"
"oh no! she already left!"
"ahh!"
"don't touch anything!"
"the NOTE!!"
"death note? ahhh we're doomed!!"
"no not that note.... THE note"
ai-chan: "what's all the fuss?"
Bonez: "it's ren's April Fools event!"
anglsu: "we gotta be careful..."
emz: "we can be pranked anytime anywhere from ren!"
Bonez: "here's the note..."
~welcome to another April Fools event have fuuuun!!~
Bonez: "car's still here and the bike and her scooter...."
anglsu: "WT isn't far away let's go see if she's there..."
~now ren wasn't at WT at all. nope she was actually still in bed.~
~now wait why is that part of a prank?~
~no ren's actually sick the note is all she could do before the symptoms of a full blown stomach flu hit~
~so that note is where she left it before running to the bathroom~
~the other hostesses went to do errands while being unnesssarily cautious~
~from under the covers ren fumed to herself: "stupid so stupid i got sick..."
-♫♪♫♪♫-
ren: "cell's ringing...."let it ring i feel too awful to answer it now..."
-♫♪♫♪♫-
ren: "nnnnnnnn"
-♫♪♫♪♫-
-buries self under covers again-
Hitsugi-san: "why isn't she answering? even her friends don't know where she's at...."
-opens up renfinder app-
Hitsugi-san: "ah-ha! why are you still home though?"
~at their house Hitsugi-san let's himself in~
ren -thinks- someones in the house
Hitsugi-san: "ren are you in here?"
~no answer~
Hitsugi-san: "hmm in her room...."
~once upstairs~
Hitsugi-san: "ren?"
ren: "unnnnnh......" "here."
Hitsugi-san: "ah here you are.... you're not looking so well are you sick?"
ren: "stomach flu. so i won't be doing the event this time..." -uncovers self-
ren: "it's a cruel cycle i have to eat to get better but having the bug i can't keep anything down but that's the only way to get better so i have to wait a few days until i can eat."
-ggggggrrrrrrrrrooooooowwwwwwlllllll-
ren: -bitter smile- and it's only been a few hours..."
-guuurrrglle-
ren: "unnnh...." -curls into fetal position it hurts so bad-
~meanwhile Bonez Ai-chan emz and angelsu came home and were watching the action~
Hitsugi-san: -finds the Tiger Balm- -puts hand onto her stomach.....- "whoa you're unbelievably loud" -starts massaging in tiger balm-
Bonez: "let's leave them be..."
anglsu: "hope ren feels better soon.."
emz: "i think she'll be feeling better quite soon!" -laughs-
ai-chan: -watching intently-
Bonez: "like the show? it was born from much time spent between them getting to know each other on a personal level...." "love this deep doesn't just pop up, their feelings for each other got to this point by nurturing each other emotionally...... and physically."
emz: -nods-
anglsu: "hehehehehehehehe...!"
ai-chan: "AND physically?!"
Bonez: "indeed he knows her every weakness."
[ren seemed bummed that april fools day was out]
Bonez: "oh! well ai-chan just watch THIS♥"
[Hitsugi-san, noticing this asked what was wrong]
[Hitsugi-san: what's wrong?]
[ren: ........................................]
[-nudges- Hitsugi-san: come on i know something's up.]
[ren: ..........turns away...........]
[Hitsugi-san: ......... well if you won't say anything i'll just have to chase an answer out of you instead -grins mischeviously-
[tickles ren]
[ren: wh-- ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!]
[Hitsugi-san: now?]
[ren tickles Hitsugi-san right back]
[Hitsugi-san: ha ha ha ha!! *gigglesnort* -shocked-]
[ren: wha ah ha ha ha ha ha!!!!]
Bonez: "heyyyy get a room!"
ren: "the hell?! (O///o )
10 stupidest things done by ren
hot lightbulb + cold water = KABOOM!
try to drink something piping hot even though i know it's hot
and get a burned tongue
run into walls in the dark
bump head on stuff
matches and spraypaint
melt chocolate over a lightbulb in a coffee mug
freaked out because capri pants had tassles and they brushed my ankles
tried to scramble eggs but didn't scramble them first so i got fried eggs instead
traded old n64 games only have 2 left now
added too much water to kool aid