fanfic 21
~emz runs~
21emz12: "hah hah... ren! we have a hypothosis and are ready to field test now!"
rfg18: "good." "proceed." :)
21emz12: "ok!" "wait i forgot how..." ('__');
rfg18: "well either observe the subject in it's natural surroundings or capture and observe in a professional enviroment."
21emz12: "ah ok ok." |3
anglsu: "but natural surroundings won't work it's too rare of an event in the wild..."
21emz12: "now what?"
anglsu: "ok so we capture live and well?" :3
rfg18: "of course!" >D
tw: "do the two of you think you can handle this?"
rfg18: "well if not they just call me and that will be that." >}
~SUBJECT #2 SHINYA-SAN~
Hypothosis: he's ticklish [based on myths]
field test: self explanitory♥
NOW: Capture subject
Then: Test hypothosis
later: record results
21emz12: "you have the rope?"
anglsu: "yep."
21emz12: "go."
~anglsu makes an attempt to lasso subject.~
[miss]
~21emz12 makes a attempt to directly capture subject~
21emz12: "rrrrAAAAWWr!! >O
~subject dodges~ [miss]
anglsu: "OK ok....." ╬(`__') -pulls out tranquilizer gun- "good night."
~subject drops~
Shinya-san: ~wakes up~ "uhh...." (oo);
rfg18: "fine work anglsu!" |3
anglsu: "thank you." :)
tw: "now the testing begins♥!" xD
Shinya-san: ~notices he's handcuffed~
rfg18: "this test is to determine whether the subject: Shinya-san is indeed ticklish all over...♥"
~object used [1] parakeet tail feather~
~tw does test~
Shinya-san: "um i..." "!!!" ah ha ha ha ha!!!"
tw: "over here as well."
Shinya-san: "AH ha ha ha ha ha ha!!"
tw: "ahh ok i see..." -writes stuff down-
rfg18: "let's try the feather when wet!" XD
~[1] wet parakeet tail feather~
~tw does test~
Shinya-san: "AH AH HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!"
tw: "i see.. and..." -writes it down-
rfg18: "ready for the finger test?"
Shinya-san: "wait no i'm not!"
~[1] experianced finger♥~
Shinya-san: " AH HA HA AHHH HA HAHA AHAH HA!!!!"
rfg18: "tw please give your report." 8O
tw: "subject Shinya-san is susceptible to tickling in all areas tested including but not limited to:"
tw: "stomach, chest, neck, arms, sides!♥"
rfg18: "yessss as i thought." -smirk- "please get the subject down."
tw: "he's not leaving..."
rfg18: "still in a state of shock.... very well put him in a quiet area to rest."
Haiku Hints -preview-
Ren loses a bet
Ren loses a bet huh wait
she lost a bet WTF?!
fanfic 20
[YEAH!!! another 10 done! hehe ^w^ Wow! i never thought i'd get this far... all that's been done... now we look back at all those events
since fanfic 11] [Ren -March 19th 2:28 pm-]
~hostesses are watching movies~
~they watched Shrek, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective and were watching Home Alone 2~
tw: "oh no don't...." :O
[inset quotes here]
tw: "LOL he got punched!"
rfg18: "here come the hotel staff hehehe....." :)
*Johnny: Hold it right there!
Mr. Hector: This is the Concierge, sir.
Johnny: I knew it was you. I could smell ya getting off the elevator! You was here last night too, wasn't ya?
Mr. Hector: Yes, sir. I was.
Johnny: You was here...and you was smoochin' with my brother.
Mr. Hector: But...I'm afraid you're mistaken, sir.
Johnny: Don't gimme that. You been smoochin' with everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff...
(The security guard, who's name tag reads "Cliff," gasps with a shocked look on his face and the rest of the staff stares shockingly at
him)
Cliff: No. It's a lie!
Johnny: I could go on forever, baby.
Mr. Hector: I'm terribly sorry, sir, but I'm afraid you're mistaken. We're looking for a young man.
Johnny: All right. I believe you. (extracts his gun) But my Tommy gun don't!
(Mr. Hector gives a confused look)
Johnny: Get down on your knees and tell me you love me.
Mr. Hector: On your knees.
(the entire staff gets down on their knees)
Mr. Hector: I love you!
(Kevin snickers quietly and unmutes the T.V.)
Johnny: Ya gotta do better than that!
Mr. Hector, Cedric, Mrs. Stone, and Cliff: I love you!
Johnny: Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe ya. That's why I'm gonna let ya go. I'm gonna give ya 'til the count of 3 to get your lousy,
lyin', low-down, 4-flushin' carcass out my door! 1... 2...!
(Johnny shoots as the staff ducks from the room, and several hotel guests notice)
Johnny: 3! (while Kevin mouths him) Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal! (shoots again) And a Happy New Year. (shoots once more)
Mr. Hector (as the staff crawls out): Stay in your rooms! This is an emergency! There's an insane guest with a gun! *
21emz12 rfg18 tw anglsu: "ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!" X'D
21emz12: "oh and here's.... yeah!"
[Kevin hooks up the generator to the sink]
[Marv grabs sink handles]
>ZZZZZ ZZZZZZ ZZZ ZZZZZ<
[Marv yells in shock]
>ZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZ<
[Marv falls over]
rfg18: "ah ha ha ha ha!!!" X''D
21emz12: "bwa ah ha ha ha!!" ( )o -pounds fist on table-
anglsu: "ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!" xD
tw: "wah ha ha ha ha!" x'D
~the movie finishes~
rfg18: "mmmm it's been a good while since White Tigress started, let's recap all the recent happenings~
tw: hmm well anglsu came to join us! :D
rfg18: yeah! we needed more help cause TBS decided to go home for an unknown amount of time.
tw: and before she left there was that crazy challenge you got so drunk Ren! xD
anglsu: Ren you got Drunk?! :O how drunk?!
tw: she was talking like: "uhehehe eh ke ke ke ke "egghs qjecvdg! ©£♀qwcx♠§‼‼¿?" "¼¡!¡!µfςhæŊ!"
anglsu: WOW!
21emz12: yeah and that no laughing thing was so funny >whack<>whack< XD
rfg18: ah ha ha i liked the April Fools day x3
tw: heh i bet you did |D
21emz12: oh and When Kyo-san wore that sweet Loli dress 8D
rfg18: ah ha ha ha yeah! xD
anglsu: then i came in! and we wnet to the onsen
tw rfg18 21emz12: YEAH!
tw: ah ha ha and Hitsugi-san wore leopard print yukata ♥
rfg18: yes♥ and what we did in his room ♥♥
tw: our trip to FL!
rfg18: mmm other than those jerkwads it was awesome! hmm do you think their face reconstruction surgeries are done?
anglsu: who knows.
tw: i liked getting revenge on you ren! ah ha ha
rfg18: ............... i liked leaving Da-da with Kamijo-san♥
tw: !!
21emz12 anglsu: PUMPKINS!!!!!! 8D
tw: and when me and Hitsugi-san broke your habits Wooo Victory!
tw: oh and when he kisssed you♥♥♥♥
rfg18: -blush-
anglsu: our trip to Odaiba!
tw: yeah you sure liked that ferris wheel
rfg18: and our...!
tw 21emz12 anglsu: ONSEN!!!!! xD
rfg18: and the......!
tw: fence? >ZZZ< >ZZZZZZZZ< LOL
tw: and when you went to Hitsugi-san's house and......!
rfg18: ah you saw? hehe any ideas for Ruki-san? -smirk-
tw: maybe♥ wait you knew i was there?
rfg18: uh yeah. i heard you.
tw: but i was so quiet......
Haiku Hints -preview-
ah ha ha ha ha!!
ticklish Shinya-san♥
AH ha ha ha ha!!
http://junpinkyheaven.deviantart.com/art/Guren-PV-Ruki-76639180
now please Da-da
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if you can
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first a group then the world
MUH HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
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THIS ONE IS PRETTY MATURE SO YOU BEEN WARNED! ALL THOSE UNDER 18
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Yomi-san..... you and your props
so if you were a manga character you would be Kon hands down
meh only one fanfic fanart done
still
better than nothing
fanfic 19
[golden week day 3]
~just another day in paradise!♫♪~
~as our hostesses prep White Tigress for work a call comes in~
-♪♫♪♫♪♫-
[anglsu: hello White Tigress?]
[Shou-san: are you open yet?]
[anglsu: not quite we're still getting things ready. but we'll be done soon!]
[Shou-san: do you know about what time?]
[anglsu: hang on i'll go ask.]
{anglsu: ren what time will we be ready to accept clients?}
{rfg18: half an hour from now.}
{anglsu: thanks!}
[anglsu: half an hour from now!]
[Shou-san: ok thanks!]
[anglsu: you plan on coming over?]
[Shou: yes we all do!]
~thirty minutes later~
~doorbell rings~
>ROOOAAAARRR<
Alice Nine: Σ(Oo )
Tora-san: -pushes doorbell again-
>ROOOAAAARRR<
Tora-san: "wow..." :O -pushes again-
>please stop that. we aren't deaf you know. thank you! from the Hostesses of White Tigress<
Alice Nine: Σ('. ' )
rfg18: " i hear you found the third ring huh? i think we all know who discovered it...." (¬ω¬)
"ah ha ha well the doorbell is specially designed so we can change the third ring to another message or even the second ring, watch!"
~rfg18 changes them~
rfg18: "ok listen up:"
~pushes doorbell~
>ROOOOAARR<
~pushes doorbell again~
>OW!!<
~pushes doorbell again~
>OWWW!! quit pokeing me! how would you like it huh?!<
rfg18: "see?" "Oh i got another one!"
~rfg18 messes with it again~
rfg18: "listen:"
~pushes doorbell~
>ohhhhhhhh♥<
~pushes doorbell again~
>ahh....ahhhh♥<
~pushes doorbell again~
>ohhh...♥... ah...ahhh......♥ remember japan's birthrate has flatlined do the right thing<
everyone including tw anglsu and 21emz12: -jawdrop-
rfg18: -smirk- "ok let's work!" |D
~two hours later Alice Nine leave~
tw: "REN! what were you thinking?! messing with the doorbell ring!" "that was..... awesome! but weird..." ('ω' );
-♫♪♫♪♪♫-
[rfg18's ringtone]
[rfg18: hello?]
[.......]
[rfg18: ah♥]
[..............]
[rfg18: yeah of course!]
[......]
[rfg18: bye♥]
tw: "huh? where are you off to?" ( '__')?
rfg18: "somewhere♥" (^^)
tw: "that's not enough WHERE?" ( `__')
rfg18: "somewhere♥" -heads out the door-
-she pushes the doorbell three times-
>ohhhhhhhh♥<
>ahh....ahhhh♥<
>ohhh...♥... ah...ahhh......♥ remember japan's birthrate has flatlined do the right thing<
~ren heads off in a certain direction~
tw: -thinks- waitaminit she's heading towards..... *gasp* this i have to see! :O
i hope ren's ninja skills rubbed off so i can sneak up unnoticed...
~rfg18 goes inside~
tw: thinks- she didn't lock the door?
should i go in or not?
-ponders- i'm going in!
*gasp* what do i say if they ask why i'm there?! well i brought her phone cause she left it.... Ah there is my reason
hmmm ok where are you?
where are y-- huh? what't that i hear?
hmmm sounds like clicking noises?
coming from here?
tw: -whispers- ohhh! (0o0)
~rfg18 and Hitsugi-san were seated close~
~rfg18 was gently playing with his tongue stud~
tw: -whispers- ooooooooooooooooooooooh♥ (0////0)♥
~she leaves and heads back to White Tigress~
tw: "i think i'll let her be after all she does quite a bit for us." -thinks- hmm maybe i can convince Ruki-san to get a tongue stud too that looked fun!"♥
Haiku Hints -preview-
20 chapters
a look back at all of it
has been and to come