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fanfic 18 omake
~rfg18 created an ad~
~it was put in with the regular ad for White Tigress and announced the new expansion~
~so how many men will disregard the stern warning?~
~currently most bands were busy~
~Nightmare was (convienently) not~
~hostesses had a meeting~
rfg18: so they'll be coming? ( '__')
tw: yes~! (^ω^)
rfg18: everyone? -slight blush- ( '//')
tw: Σ(0.0 ) yes!♥ (⌐ω⌐ )
rfg18: (.///.) WELL I GUESS THERE'S NO CHOICE! WE HAVE TO TEST OUT THE ONSEN TOO!! AH HA HA!! -said very loudly- (owo)
tw 21emz12 anglsu: YAY! :D
~Nightmare arrives~
~everyone winds their way far back into White Tigress~
tw: "here we are as you see it's seperated: Men through the left door Women through the right." "once inside you'll find everything you'll
need in the room. then head down to the door labeled Onsen and enjoy yourselves!" :)
rfg18: "alright boys you'll also see a sign in that room please read it and bear what it says in mind."
~the groups seperate~
~in the womens' side room~
~as they get ready~
rfg18: "so anyone think we'll have a sucessful test of the fence?" :3
tw: "doubtless♥" |3
rfg18: "ok.... how about repeat sucessful tests?" -smirk-
tw: 'ha! better than 50/50 chance!" xD
rfg18: "yeah. trouble and misadventure often sprout from the seeds of bad ideas and judgement kekeke!!" x3
anglsu: "let's take bets on who'll be first!" :D "1000 on Yomi-san!"
21emz12: "same here."
tw: "and here!"
tw: "Ren?" :O
rfg18: -pondering-
rfg18: "3000 on Yomi-san starting it and assuming the fence is only electrified on one side and Ruka-san Sakito-san and Ni~ya-san all
finding out that the entire thing is electrified. and Hitsugi-san won't participate. AND since water conducts electricity a chain reaction will
happen." (. .)b
tw 21emz12 anglsu: "......................................................." "YEAH RIGHT!!!" >D
rfg18: Σ(0__0) "well my bets tend to end up happening." (¬ω¬)
~they head out and get in the water~
~meanwhile Naito was reading the sign~
~TO ALL MEN ENTERING~
if it's only men on any particular day at any particular time than enjoy yourselves
however your kind hostesses will also be using this onsen at any day at any time [ Yomi-san: oh really?♥ ]
as you see the area is seperated by a fence
i strongly advise you to keep your "curious" eyes on your side
any attempt to see eyecandy will not be appreciated from us
the fence on your side is electrified so if you try to "people watch" you'll soon regret it [ Ni~ya-san: wow they mean business! ]
however if any and all women present agree to let you in then you shall via the door (on our side with the doorknob on our side as well)
but.... any trouble in here and i rfg18 will personally deal with the problem so make sure you have medical insurance♥ [Ruka-san you
better listen to this warning zozzy ] [Yomi-san: i'll be fine ] [ Hitsugi-san: well it's your funeral... ]
- thank you -
rfg18
anglsu
tw
21emz12
~they enter as well~
~and the mayhem begins♥~
~hostesses are deep in conversation~
so what are you going to do when Ruki-san comes back?
invite him here♥
hehe after a tour he'll need it! i developed a new massage oil using Tiger Balm.
wow!
he'll like it♥
really?
yeah
what's the news?
oh! i have a new massage oil
wow!
i hear that a lot keke!
~their conversation continues~
~meanwhile~
Yomi-san: "i won't believe that this fence is electrified!" -gets out-
-walks over- -touches-
>ZZZZZZZZZZZ<
Yomi-san: "OW!"
rfg18: Σ(0w0) (¬ω¬) "is that a bug zapper i heard? no wait it's the first victim couldn't resist huh Yomi-san? we have a bet on you over
here." "my predictions end up happening and it won't be a good night for you♥"
Yomi-san: -sweatdrop-
Ruka-san Ni~ya-san Sakito-san: -trying to figure out where the fence is electrified- -they touch several places-
>ZZZZZZZZZZ<>ZZZZZZZZZZZ<>ZZZZZZZZZZ<
Sakito-san: "Ouch!" Σ(>__0)
Ruka-san: "-surprised-
Ni~ya-san: what kind of bet did she make?!" (;__; )?
rfg18: "hmm awful noisy over there huh emz?" |D
21emz12: "indeed." |3
Hitsugi-san: "wow." :O
~in that moment they help each other up and~
>ZZZZZ< [ow!] >Z-ZZZZZZ< [ahhh!] >ZZZZZZZZ< [ouch!] >ZZZZZZZZZZ< [OWWW!]
~chain reaction zap~ [EPIC]
Yomi-san Ruka-san Ni~ya-san Sakito-san: ς(XoX)ς -smoldering-
rfg18: "hey does any one smell something burning?" ;Þ
tw 21emz12 anglsu: -burst out laughing-
tw: "their pride?" :3
rfg18 tw 21emz12 anglsu: -burst out laughing again-
anglsu: "oh wait we lost the bet right?"
rfg18: "well i'll forget about that just this time."
Haiku Hints -preview-
now we shall learn
about the other girls
in the business
fanfic 18
[and sanku to tainted wngs for THIS idea orz]
~golden week day 2~
~White Tigress was a hive of activity~
~for months they had been working on a major upgrade~
rfg18: -giggle- "almost done"!♪ :)
anglsu: "this'll be so awesome!" :D
~rfg18 and tw had explored areas of White Tigress previously unknown and discovered geological activity in a outdoor space~
21emz12: -excited- x3
tw: "months of hard work will finally payoff!" xD
~once it was confirmed as geothermal energy the next step was clear~
*rfg18: i see a expansion to White Tigress and a businees oppertunity....*
*tw: yeah me too!*
~and now all the hard work was about to be finished~
rfg18: "i installed a security feature to discourage peep shows" :)
anglsu: really what?" (' ')?
rfg18: the mens' side has a electric fence so if any of them get any ideas...... >ZZZAP< x3
tw: "that would hurt them!" Dx
rfg18: "not to worry the voltage is low, so only one time is needed to get the point across." |3
"however only if all women present agree to let them in on their side will the danger disappear"
tw: "so only if the men are invited in?"
rfg18: "yes." "however they shall behave otherwise.... well may they never find out. -smirk-
rfg18: "ok we're DONE!" "has the sign been laminated?"
21emz12: "yep! here."
-it reads-
~TO ALL MEN ENTERING~
if it's only men on any particular day at any particular time than enjoy yourselves
however your kind hostesses will also be using this onsen at any day at any time
as you see the area is seperated by a fence
i strongly advise you to keep your "curious" eyes on your side
any attempt to see eyecandy will not be appreciated from us
the fence on your side is electrified so if you try to "people watch" you'll soon regret it
however if any and all women present agree to let you in then you shall via the door (on our side with the doorknob on our side as well)
but.... any trouble in here and i rfg18 will personally deal with the problem so make sure you have medical insurance♥
- thank you -
rfg18
anglsu
tw
21emz12
tw: "wow.... good one!" :3
rfg18: "has the other sign been laminated too?"
anglsu: "yes."
rfg18: "i'll say it again you've done a good job drawing our mascot!" x3
anglsu: "hehehe...."
~our white tigress now has the typical folded towel on her head and is clearly enjoying her soak~
~calls are made to announce the new addition~
Haiku Hints -preview-
next omake
>ZAP ZAP AHHHH! ZAP< well well well
it works quite well♥
TMB episode #8
Target Practice
{at a festival}
{An Cafe does a few of the games}
{they come to the dunk tank}
Booth Owner: hey wanna play this one? if you can hit the target at least once you'll win a prize! 3 throws 200 yen
[prize is cash and a lot of it too]
Miki-san: Yuukikki go for it! go for it!
[throw 1 MISS]
[throw 2 MISS]
Kanon-san: you're going to lose, you have to take off your sunglasses.
Yuki-san: what? no way!
Teruki-san: they're interfering with your aim take them off.
Yuki-san: but......!
Miku-san Teruki-san Kanon-san Takuya-san: TAKE THEM OFF!
Yuki-san: ok ok! -takes them off-
-at that moment several pigs with wings flew by-
[when Yuki-san takes off those sunglasses pigs will fly]
[throw 3 BULLSEYE!!]
{they collect their prize and hurry off lest people start questioning}
TMB episode #9
Traffic Stopper
{Diru is en route to a venue}
{the roadies and equipment are in another vehicle ahead}
{then the car sputters to a stop the gas guage reads E}
Kaoru-san: huh? -driveing-
Toshiya-san: out of gas?
Die-san: great......
Kyo-san: -sleeping-
Shinya-san: ...........
Kaoru-san: is there any gasoline in the trunk?
Die: no not even a gasoline can.
Toshiya-san: we better call the roadies
Kaoru-san: i'm not getting a signal.....
Toshiya-san: me neither
Die-san: nope
Kyo-san: -sleeping still-
Kaoru-san: Kyo doesn't have a signal either
Shinya-san: none.
{faced with a serious problem what will Diru do?}
Die: ahh! -whispers plan excitedly-
{so it was that Shinya-san would cross dress to catch the attention of a passing driver}
{and it worked like a charm}
{they got to the venue just in time}
TMB episode #10
They Might be Giants
{at White Tigress}
tw: uwah leave me alone!
Yomi-san: ahh why so serious? let's go to Kabuki-cho*
*redlight district in Shinjuku
tw: oh no no!
Yomi-san: oh come on it'll be fuuun♪
tw: no thanks.....
rfg18: tw? something up?
tw: rfg18 he won't leave me alone!
rfg18: really?
{rfg18 grabs Yomi-san and carries him over to the wall}
rfg18: why not hang out a while?
{rfg18 delivers a most painful wedgie to Yomi-san}
tw: ouch... -sweatdrop-
Yomi-san: !!!!!!
{rfg18 is NOT done she then hangs him up on three hooks} [the ones you hang stuff on]
Yomi-san: oooow!
{those hooks make the wedgie even worse}
rfg18: and the coup de grace....
{rfg18 pulls Yomi-san down a bit}
Yomi-san: -writhing in pain- OK OK I'M SORRRY!!!
{rfg18 snaps a pic}
Yomi-san: huh? no please don't send it.
rfg18: oh i won't send it.... YET anymore mischief and i might let this out
Yomi-san: right right i get it now please let me dow...... >snap<
{his boxers then decided to rip a bit so he was off the hook}
{the pic wasn't released however it was seen by the other members and the other hostesses all of which rfg18 made them swear that they'd never say anything}
fanfic 17
[sanku to angelsu for offering the idea domo arigato! orz]
~spring is it the air~
~Golden Week is in full swing~
rfg18: >clap clap< "make your phone calls to the desired date NAO! "
anglsu: (0o0) "really? now?" "but Gaze is on tour now..... who will i call?"
21emz12: "yes! -pumps fist- -texts-
rfg18: "Ruki-san is still on tour, wanna text Kyo-san?" ('__' )?
tw: "no..." -sighs-
rfg18: "you're going dateless?"
tw: "i'm not going at all."
rfg18: Σ(O___o) "huh?!"
tw: "i would rather stay home than go without Ruki-san." :(
rfg18: "i THINK he would rather you find another date and go than stay home alone." 'he'd want you to be happy!"
tw: "to take someone else? that would be like cheating!" Dx
rfg18: ('___')...... (`__´)╬ -pulls out cell and speed dials Ruki-san- -and she sets it on speaker mode-
rfg18: "hello? Ruki-san?
Ruki-san: yeah?
rfg18: "well it's golden week and we're going to Odaiba but, Da-da doesn't want to ask someone else for a date because she says it's cheating with you. -exhale inhale- and i told her that you'd say to find someone else, that you would rather her have fun rather than be miserable." "so what's your two yen on this?"
Ruki-san: " Hey Da-da can you hear me?"
rfg18: you're on speaker mode."
Ruki-san: "ok." "Da-da i really do want you to be happy. so find someone ok?"
tw: "........... ok....." ( ;3;)
Ruki-san: "and please stop pouting♥"
tw: "!!!" "I WAS NOT POUTING!!" (>3<)
rfg18: "yes you were!♥" "and you still are!" |3
tw: "shut up...." (`0´)╬
Ruki-san: "ha ha ha ha ha i can still hear you Da-da♥"
tw: ( O////o) "ok. Have a safe tour, have fun, come home soon Hun bye."
Ruki-san: "bye."
rfg18: "now please text someone." -leaves room-
~rfg18 texts~
-golden week is here!! (^o^)/ you up for a trip to Odaiba? (oωo) -
-yes that sounds nice (^_^) when are we leaving?
-before traffic becomes a concern. (=ω=) -
-that'd be....? ('__')? -
-early tommorow-
-ok! (^^)-
-see you then*(^-^)* -
{golden week starts on April 29th and runs till May 5th}
rfg18: Σ( ' ') "anglsu can you see the ferris wheel?" (^ω^)σ
anglsu: "...." *GASP* "I SEE IT I SEE IT!!" XD " I WANNA RIDE IT NOW I WANNA RIDE IT NOW!!" XD
rfg18: "alright!" (^w^)
anglsu: "oooooooooooh it's huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge!" (O0O) -awestruck-
anglsu: "let's get on let's get on!!" :D
~even though it's four people to a carriage everyone rides in pairs~
[1st carriage angelsu and Maya-san]
anglsu: "wooooooooow we're really high up!" :D
Maya-san: "over there is Rainbow Bridge." ('w')σ
anglsu: "looks cool!" :O
Maya-san: that down there is a waterbus." (.ω.)ρ
anglsu: "like a watertaxi?" (..)?
Maya-san: "exactly!"
[2nd carriage 21emz12 and Futoshi-san]
21emz12: "this is so cool!" xD
Futoshi-san: "and the weather is perfect. (^ω^)
[3rd carriage rfg18 and Hitsugi-san]
rfg18: "mmm the area must look nice in the evening..." (0o0)
Hitsugi-san: "it does!" (^^)b
rfg18: "hmm i see the amusement park from here shall we all go?" -smile-
Hitsugi-san: "well once the ferris wheel stops..." (^__^);
rfg18: "right!"
[4th carriage tw and Kyo-san]
tw: "............"
Kyo-san: "........." "something wrong?"
tw: "i..." 'i can't see anything the window is too high!" Dx
Kyo-san: "well sit on my lap and you'll see." -slight smile-
tw: "alright..."
~tw climbs up~
tw: "whoa the view is amazing!!" :D
~next everyone heads to the amusement park~
rfg18: "i think it best to ride stuff first then eat later." "alright enough with the technical stuff...LET'S GOOOOO!!!!!" >D
~the group scatters like leaves in the wind~
tw: "oh let's do that one!" ( ^^)σ
-points to the one where you go up and down a lot-
Kyo-san: "ok." -munching on food-
tw: "um rfg18 recommended we eat after we finish with rides...."
Kyo-san: -swallows- "i'll be fine." (. .)
tw: "if you say so." ('__')'
~they get on and ride~
~despite his confidence Kyo-san is NOT so fine~
~they get off~
tw: -calls rfg18-
tw: "he didn't listen to you..."
[rfg18: where are you? in front of a bathroom?]
tw: "yeah."
[rfg18: when he comes out put your phone on speaker mode.]
~Kyo-san comes out~
>>well well Kyo-san.... Mother knows best, i did tell everyone. those who don't listen will probably end up quite sorry indeed...<<
>>may the taste of vomit remind you of this lesson learned next time<<
anglsu: "here?"
Maya-san: "yeah!"
~they enter a haunted house~
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!< [muhahahaha!!]
>EEEK< [wooooooooooooooooooo.....]
[boo!] anglsu: "MAYA-SAN!!" Dx
Maya-san: "ah ha ha ha!" XD
[21emz12 and Futoshi-san snack]
21emz12: -om nom nom nom-
Futoshi-san: -om mom nom-
[rfg18 and Hitsugi-san get on a roller coaster]
rfg18: "here we go!" :D
~the car goes up~
~at the top you can see the miles of track spread out and the car goesssss DOWN~
~spiral invert loop upside down loop~
~done at last~
Hitsugi-san "that was fun ha ha ha ha!" "so now what do you....? "huh?"
Hitsugi-san: "bwa ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!! x'D
~rfg18's hair was a complete mess~
rfg18 >muss muss muss< Hitsugi-san: "wait what are you?!"
rfg18: "now we're even♥"
~Hitsugi-san now had bedhead~
rfg18: -roar of laughter-
~after a few more hours it's time to head home~
Haiku Hints -preview-
only 1 day done
3 more Golden Days
more fun days ahead