Welcome to Random Ramblings aka RR
here i post fic chapters pics and stuff
meanwhile Influx of Insanity is a world dedicated to getting out negative thoughts or goings on in my life so beware when visiting that one
Mood: amused
Song: Summer Nights
Pic: 
fanfic omake #6
~rfg18 is estatic~
~she's heading to the airport to pick-up five little fuzzballs~
~her parakeets have be flown over and have been cleared to leave quarentine~
~however she gave the quarentine place a warning~
[if they're not given good care i'll KNOW]
rfg18: "ah here you are!♥" "hmm?" ('_')?
~the cage desperately needed cleaning~
rfg18: "whaa what happened to you?!" (Oo||)
Blueberry: >chirp< >chirpchirp<
rfg18: "NO! really?!"
Snowball: ">CHIRPCHIRPCHIRP<
rfg18: "that's all i need to know...." -seething fury- ( `__´)╬
rfg18: "oh Sirrrrr......" (`ω´)╬
Quarentine employee: "yes?" (. .)?
rfg18: "a little birdie tells me that my pets were not properly taken care of, you recieved my warning yes?"
Quarentine employee: "um yes?" (00)'
rfg18: "hmm it's too bright in here....." "LIGHTS OUT!" (`O´)╬
>>KAPOW<<
Quarentine employee: -KO'd- (@0@)~○
~end~
NEW SERIES!!
∞Trippy Misadventures with the Boys∞
[i'm going to mix fanfic with all kinds of scenarios.]
[these will vary in length from little to big ]
credit for half this idea is to tainted wings arigato m(_ _)m
[check out her mini adventures world today!]
TMB episode #1
Cat up a Tree
{Kuu-chan is missing so Hitsugi-san goes outside to look for her}
Hitsugi-san: where are you? -searches-
Hitsugi-san: hmm.... -looks up a tree- ahh there you are!
{Hitsugi-san goes to get a ladder and stands it up against the tree}
{Hitsugi-san climbs up over to Kuu-chan but...}
Kuu-chan: -jumps down-
Hitsugi-san: oh! well i guess i'll get down too then.... -climbs over to ladder- huh?
{the ladder slid off the tree and was on the ground, completely useless}
Hitsugi-san: -silent-
{his cellphone was in the house also completely useless now}
{it's lunchtime but well.....}
{his cellphone rings in the house but obviously....}
{someone comes over. rfg18!}
rfg18: he didn't answer his cell....
Kuu-chan: meow.
rfg18: so you know where he is? really?
Kuu-chan: meow.
rfg18: well lead me on then.
{towards the backdoor}
rfg18: through here? -opens door-
{Kuu-chan walks over to the tree}
Kuu-chan: meOOw.
Hitsugi-san: huh? thank god!
rfg18: -notices the ladder on the ground-
rfg18: -picks ladder up and sets it against the tree-
{Hitsugi-san climbs down}
rfg18: cat stuck up a tree? -smirk-
rfg18: well if i hadn't come here you'd still be stuck up the tree. i came to see if you wanted to go eat lunch somewhere.
Hitsugi-san: -gurrrgle- -blushes-
rfg18: -!!!- hmm.... couldn't have said it better myself -smiles & laughs-
-grrrwl gurggle-
rfg18: -sweatdrop-
Hitsugi-san: -laughs- i don't think you could've said it better either!
~end~
ah ha ha ha ha ha
everyone is fair game; noone will be spared
the next one will involve
someone from the G------ a rail and crazy glue
28 YEARS OLD
and still as cute and sweet as ever 
XXOO
~rfg18 & Friends
tommorow we have a birthday
for a Naitomea Member
*drumrollz*
Hitsugi-san♥
so i'm gonna go send a fanmail tommorow
if anyone has anything to say
spit it out and i'll put it in 'kay?
ok.
these are bumpa stickas xB
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
All that glitters has a high refractive index.
Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them used to reality.
You have the right to remain silent....Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
"I'm out of bed and dressed, What more do you want?"
BAD COP! - NO DONUT!!!
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
Life is too complicated in the morning.
I brake for... wait... AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!!
wow my backroom is empty!
>>wow my backroom is empty<<
]>>>is empty<<<
where da hell is everyone?!
nrrr....
well i'll amuse my self with this:
What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged me (and I'm sure it has most of you, too) is to sit down to dinner only to be interrupted by a phone call from a telemarketer. I decided, on one such occasion, to try to be as irritating to them as they were to me. The call was from AT&T, and it went something like this:
Me: Hello
AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T....
Me: Is this AT&T?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T....
Me: This is AT&T?
AT&T: Yes. This is AT&T....
Me: Is this AT&T?
AT&T: YES! This is AT&T. May I speak to Mr. Salem please?
Me: May I ask who is calling?
AT&T: This is AT&T.
Me: OK, hold on.
At this point, I put the phone down for a solid 5 minutes thinking that, surely, this person would have hung up the phone. I ate my salad. Much to my surprise, when I picked up the receiver, she was still waiting.
Me: Hello?
AT&T: Is this Mr. Salem?
Me: May I ask who is calling please?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T....
Me: Is this AT&T?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T....
Me: This is AT&T?
AT&T: Yes, is this Mr. Salem?
Me: Yes, is this AT&T?
AT&T: Yes, sir.
Me: The phone company?
AT&T: Yes, sir.
Me: I thought you said this was AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, sir, we are a phone company.
Me: I already have a phone.
AT&T: We aren't selling phones today, Mr. Salem.
Me: Well, whatever it is, I'm really not interested, but thanks for calling.
When you are not interested in something, I don't think you can express yourself any plainer than by saying "I'm really not interested", but this lady was persistent.
AT&T: Mr. Salem, we would like to offer you 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.
Now, I am sure she meant she was offering a "rate" of 10 cents a minute, but she at no time used the word "rate". I could clearly see that it was time to whip out the trusty old calculator and do a little ciphering.
Me: Now, that's 10 cents a minute 24 hours a day? AT&T: (getting a little excited at this point by my interest) Yes, sir, that's right! 24 hours a day!
Me: 7 days a week?
AT&T: That's right.
Me: 365 days a year?
AT&T: Yes, sir.
Me: I am definitely interested in that! Wow!! That's amazing!! AT&T: We think so!
Me: That's quite a sum of money!
AT&T: Yes, sir, it's amazing how it adds up.
Me: OK, so will you send me checks weekly, monthly or just one big one at the end of the year for the full $52,560? If you send an annual heck, can I get a
cash advance?
AT&T: Excuse me?
Me: You know, the 10 cents a minute.
AT&T: What are you talking about?
Me: You said you'd give me 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. That comes to $144 per day, $1,008 per week and $52,560 per year. I'm just interested in knowing how you will be making payment.
AT&T: Oh no, sir, I didn't mean we'd be paying you. You pay us 10 cents a minute.
Me: Wait a minute here! Didn't you say you'd give me 10 cents a minute? Are you sure this is AT&T?
AT&T: Well, yes, this is AT&T, sir, but....
Me: But nothing! How do you figure that by saying that you'll give me 10 cents a minute that I'll give you 10 cents a minute? Is this some kind of suliminal telemarketing scheme? I've read about things like this in the Enquirer, you know. Don't use your alien brainwashing techniques on me.
AT&T: No, sir, we are offering 10 cents a minute for....
Me: THERE YOU GO AGAIN! Can I speak to a supervisor please?!? AT&T: Sir, I don't think that is necessary.
Me: Sure! You say that now! What happens later? AT&T: What?
Me: I insist on speaking to a supervisor! AT&T: Yes, Mr. Salem. Please hold.
So, now AT&T has me on hold, and my supper is getting cold. I begin to eat while I'm waiting for a supervisor. After a wait of a few minutes and while I have a mouth full of food.......
Supervisor: Mr. Salem?
Me: Yeth?
Supervisor: I understand you are not quite understanding our 10 cents a minute program.
Me: Id thish Ath Teeth & Teeth? (Is this AT&T)
Supervisor: Yes, sir, it sure is.
I had to swallow before I choked on my food. It was all I could do to suppress my laughter, and I had to be careful not to produce a snort.
Me: No, actually I was just waiting for someone to get back to me so that I could sign up for the plan.
Supervisor: OK, no problem, I'll transfer you back to the person who was helping you.
Me: Thank you.
I was on hold once again and managed a few more mouthfuls. I needed to end this conversation. Suddenly, there was an aggravated but polite voice at the other end of the phone.
AT&T: Hello, Mr. Salem. I understand that you are interested in signing up for our plan?
Me: Do you have that friends and family thing because you can never have enough friends and I'm an only child and I'd really like to have a little brother.........
AT&T: (click)
Note From Me: When I get a call from a telemarketer I prefer to give them options. I simply tell them Steve is not here right now but would they prefer to speak to Slob Boy, Gutter Boy, BrainDead Man ..... Click............
Or My Other Favorite... Are you single? Click............
