next:
(ALL clap.)
TERUKI: Oh.
MIKU: Oh, awesome.
TERUKI: This one is relatively recent.
MIKU: It's recent.
TERUKI: That reminds me....
MIKU: But his one is a summer one. It was hot.
TERUKI: It was hot. It was really hot.
KANON: Ah, it was the time when the temperature was a the highest for the first time of
the season.
TERUKI: What degree, what degree?
MIKU: Thirty-six degrees.(C)
TERUKI: Thirty-six degrees.(C)
KANON: Right. It's that feeling.
MIKU: It was intense. Furthermore, there were people in Harajuku, and I was
embarrassed. Really, I was.
TERUKI: (laughs)
MIKU: You guys didn't do anything in the street like I did.
KANON: We didn't.
(MIKU gestures to TERUKI'S alcohol.)
MIKU: What's this?
OFFSTAGE: Someone is...
TERUKI: This is alcohol.
KANON&MIKU: Zanpa?
TERUKI: Awamori (strong Okinawan liquor).
MIKU: Amazing.
TERUKI: Yeah.
MIKU: Yeah. Will you try a little, Teruki?
TERUKI: Oh, yeah, it's totally fine.
MIKU: Ooh. Ah, it's this?
TERUKI: It's good.
MIKU: Isn't it strong? I'm not able to drink alcohol.
BOU: Isn't your face red?
TERUKI: Liar.
MIKU: Ah, you're already drunk, aren't you?
TERUKI: Liar! My face isn't red. It definitely isn't.
(MIKU pokes TERUKI'S arm.)
MIKU: That's red.
TERUKI: Ah, I scratched it, I scratched it. The one who gets red is this person.
(TERUKI pats KANON on the back.)
KANON: No, I don't.
MIKU: Yeah. Are you supposed to drink it just as it is?
TERUKI: As it is now, it's strong. 30 proof.
MIKU: Ah, 30 proof.
TERUKI: That's right.
MIKU: Awesome.
KANON: Yeah...
TERUKI: Bou-kun, you don't drink alcohol, right?
(BOU nods.)
MIKU: That's right. Bou-kun being a drunk is something I haven't seen.
KANON: But...
TERUKI: Miku, try drinking it.
MIKU: Me? Drink it straight?
KANON: Haha.
BOU: Hmm...
TERUKI: Take something, something. Something.
(TERUKI hands MIKU a cup.)
(MIKU pours the alcohol into the cup.)
TERUKI: Ah, ah!
MIKU: I put too much of this. Is it dangerous? This?
TERUKI: Put htis in. Ah.
(MIKU drinks it.)
MIKU: Ugh!
BOU: Is it good?
(MIKU makes a face.)
TERUKI&KANON&BOU: (laugh)
MIKU: Ah. Crap. Crap. Ah, ah, ah, ah!
BOU: What, what?
MIKU: This is awful. It's really awful. Ah, ah, ah!
BOU: What, what?
TERUKI: Ah, then...
MIKU: Drink it, drink it, Kanon.
TERUKI: This.
MIKU: Ah. This thing is awful.
TERUKI: So you say. It's strong, as expected. This is meant to be mixed with something.
(KANON wafts the scent to his nose and then drinks.)
KANON: Ahh.
BOU: Oh.
MIKU: Huh?
TERUKI: No, no, no, no, no.
MIKU: This will definitely get you drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk.
KANON: It's good, it's good.
MIKU: No, impossible, impossible. Well, but this, drink all of it.
KANON: No way.
TERUKI: Isn't it strong? This?
MIKU: Yeah, instead of me, you drink a little. Yeah. It's strong, right?
TERUKI: I won't drink this without mixing it.
MIKU: Yeah.
(A chime rings.)
TERUKI: Right.
KANON: The subject box.
TERUKI: It was a chime.
BOU: The subject box.
TERUKI: Ah, next is me.
MIKU: Oh, Teruki.
TERUKI: Okay, here goes. Congratulations on the sale of Shikisai Moment. To a lot of
people all over the country in various places...
(MIKU coughs and TERUKI falls over from MIKU'S sake breath)
MIKU: What? Hey, hey!
KANON: What? What is it?
MIKU: Hey, hey!
(TERUKI comes around.)
TERUKI: Right. All over the country, it reaches a lot of people, which is a good thing.
KANON: Yeah.
TERUKI: On the tour....
(TERUKI looks at MIKU who is very close to him and reading over his arm. MIKU backs
away.)
TERUKI: On the tour, I think we go to various places, but please tell us the worst three
memories.
MIKU: Oh.
KANON: The worst three, huh?
TERUKI: The worst three tour memories?
KANON: Yeah.
TERUKI: Yeah, but.... The worst memory is, as expected, it's really black (dark), but
someone broke into my car.
MIKU: Black.
TERUKI: Right?
MIKU: Black.
(KANON and BOU get up and take stuff off the table to play with. MIKU plays with a
basketball.)
TERUKI: You guys, listen to my story, you guys!
MIKU: Black.
(BOU puts on a hat. MIKU passes him the basketball much to BOU'S dismay.)
KANON: That's weird.
(Random sounds.)
TERUKI: You guys, you guys, when you do that, I'm going to get angry!
(TERUKI hits BOU on the head. Everyone sits back down. KANON continues reading.)
MIKU: Black.
TERUKI: Right. As for the car, the windows got smashed. Hey, are you drunk already,
Kanon-san?
KANON: I'm not drunk. I'm not drunk at all.
TERUKI: Afterwards, another time, this is a recent story, but on that tour, the time we
went to Nagoya, our manager said that he was returning to Tokyo, and he left without
giving us the key to the room with the equipment in it.
(BOU hides behind his hat.)
MIKU: That happened.
KANON: It did.
TERUKI: Right? This one, it's not me, but at the beach in Fukuoka, there was a guy who
stepped in poop.
MIKU: Me. It was me.
KANON: You stepped in it, huh?
TERUKI: Right?
MIKU: I stepped in poop.
TERUKI: In bare feet.
MIKU: In bare feet, there was poop. I thought something smelled inside the car. It was
me.
TERUKI: Not something else.
MIKU: That's right. It was me.
TERUKI: What else? What else? There's probably a lot of others.
MIKU: Right?
TERUKI: Yeah.
KANON: Um, there are those, but there are more fun memories than bad ones.
MIKU: That's true.
TERUKI: That's true. Yeah.
KANON: Alright.
(A chime rings.)
MIKU: Oh, it rang.
TERUKI: Oh, it rang.
KANON: But what is the next PV?
MIKU: Why is that the case?
BOU: It's the next PV.
TERUKI: Next is the second one of the trilogy.
MIKU: The second one.
TERUKI: It's Escapism.
MIKU: Isn't it?
BOU: Let's try watching it.
MIKU: Let's try watching it.
TERUKI: Here is Escapism.
