Jrocker "facts" "laws"

1 Kyo will always be the most adorable jrocker in the world, and we will never stop calling him cute ^w^
2 There will always be fans who will tease Jrockers ceaselessly yet lovingly.>3
3 Mixing of different prints is perfectly acceptable.
4 The more facial piercings a Jrocker has, the sweeter he really is.
5 The creepier and darker jrockers are, the cuter and more adorable they will be.
(Hitsugi applies here and for #4)
6 Jrockers will always be prettier than you. You can't out do them.
7 Yomi must do something highly vulgar/suggestive during every single off-stage video clip.
8 No one looks as good in a midriff shirt as Sakito. (agreed)
9 an cafe will always be kawaii no matter what!
10 the best things happen backstage (yeah >D)
11 a bored Jrocker comes up with awesome things to do (truth)
12 there is often at least one member that is teased/harassed/etc
13 Jrockers have always been younger in looks than their real age
14 Jrocker fanservice is always enjoyed (you can't deny that)
15 hair color and/or hairstyle always changes
16 99.98% of anything Jrockers can pull off (not sure about speedos)