TMB episode #2
Uh-Oh!
{at the Gaze Live where Ruki-san performed the famous Rail Dance}
{rehearsal a few hours beforehand}
Ruki-san: Hey! i have an idea for fanservice later -walks over to rail-
Kai-san: huh?
Uruha-san: really?
Ruki-san: so i straddle it like this and..... -climbs on-
Ruki-san: whaa?! i'm stuck!!
Kai-san: what how?
Ruki-san: it's gotta be glue
Uruha-san: Glue?!
{Reita-san walks in}
Reita-san: oh don't touch the rail it's has crazy glue on it and you'll......
{he notices Ruki-san's predicament}
Reita-san: i see... -chuckle-
Ruki-san: stop laughing and help me off!
Reita-san: i'll go get Aoi.
Reita-san: ok on three we pull!
{everyone pulls as hard as they can}
Ruki-san: whaa! stop my pants....! they're going to rip! they're going to rip!!
Kai-san: now what?
Uruha-san: the live starts soon.
Aoi-san: Ruki will need time to find another outfit.
Reita-san: hmm ah!
{whispers idea}
Ruki-san: what?! no i won't do that!
Reita-san: there's no other way.
Ruki-san: *sigh* -embarassed-
{so Ruki-san unbuttons and unzips his pants}
{and is seen for a moment or two pantsless running to the dressing rooms}
{the other members could be heard roaring with laughter from 30 ft away at least}
~end~
TMB episode #3
Shinya-san laughs?!
{now that rfg18 has her parakeets with her she proudly shows them off}
rfg18: -feeds them a cracker-
Hitsugi-san: they are every bit as cute as you said! -smile-
rfg18: yeah -giggle- be careful they often climb up peoples sleeves....
{all the parakeets perch on peoples' shoulders}
rfg18: where did snowball go?
rfg18: oh dear.....!
{snowball had climbed into Shinya-san's sleeve}
rfg18: can't get her out now get ready Shinya-san!
{snowball climbs into Shinya-san's shirt}
Shinya-san: he he ah.... ah ha ha ha ha ha!! ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!
-fidgeting like crazy-
rfg18: where is she going?
Hitsugi-san: looks like all over....
Shinya-san: -laughs till tears stream down his face-
{snowball climbs up and pops up at his shirt collar}
{she climbs to his shoulder and puffs her feathers looking somehow pleased}
{she has feather fuzz in her eye and rubs her head against Shinya-san's face to get it off}
rfg18 & Hitsugi-san: -speechless-
rfg18: the picture of kawaii: a Jrocker and a little white bird perched on his shoulder -chuckle-
rfg18: alright let's go
{all five parakeets fly to rfg18 and hop into their cage}
Shinya-san: -hides face-
~end~
