fanfic 18 omake

fanfic 18 omake

~rfg18 created an ad~
~it was put in with the regular ad for White Tigress and announced the new expansion~

~so how many men will disregard the stern warning?~

~currently most bands were busy~
~Nightmare was (convienently) not~

~hostesses had a meeting~

rfg18: so they'll be coming? ( '__')
tw: yes~! (^ω^)
rfg18: everyone? -slight blush- ( '//')
tw: Σ(0.0 ) yes!♥ (⌐ω⌐ )
rfg18: (.///.) WELL I GUESS THERE'S NO CHOICE! WE HAVE TO TEST OUT THE ONSEN TOO!! AH HA HA!! -said very loudly- (owo)
tw 21emz12 anglsu: YAY! :D

~Nightmare arrives~

~everyone winds their way far back into White Tigress~

tw: "here we are as you see it's seperated: Men through the left door Women through the right." "once inside you'll find everything you'll

need in the room. then head down to the door labeled Onsen and enjoy yourselves!" :)
rfg18: "alright boys you'll also see a sign in that room please read it and bear what it says in mind."

~the groups seperate~

~in the womens' side room~

~as they get ready~

rfg18: "so anyone think we'll have a sucessful test of the fence?" :3
tw: "doubtless♥" |3
rfg18: "ok.... how about repeat sucessful tests?" -smirk-
tw: 'ha! better than 50/50 chance!" xD
rfg18: "yeah. trouble and misadventure often sprout from the seeds of bad ideas and judgement kekeke!!" x3

anglsu: "let's take bets on who'll be first!" :D "1000 on Yomi-san!"
21emz12: "same here."
tw: "and here!"

tw: "Ren?" :O

rfg18: -pondering-

rfg18: "3000 on Yomi-san starting it and assuming the fence is only electrified on one side and Ruka-san Sakito-san and Ni~ya-san all

finding out that the entire thing is electrified. and Hitsugi-san won't participate. AND since water conducts electricity a chain reaction will

happen." (. .)b

tw 21emz12 anglsu: "......................................................." "YEAH RIGHT!!!" >D
rfg18: Σ(0__0) "well my bets tend to end up happening." (¬ω¬)

~they head out and get in the water~

~meanwhile Naito was reading the sign~

~TO ALL MEN ENTERING~
if it's only men on any particular day at any particular time than enjoy yourselves

however your kind hostesses will also be using this onsen at any day at any time [ Yomi-san: oh really?♥ ]

as you see the area is seperated by a fence

i strongly advise you to keep your "curious" eyes on your side

any attempt to see eyecandy will not be appreciated from us

the fence on your side is electrified so if you try to "people watch" you'll soon regret it [ Ni~ya-san: wow they mean business! ]

however if any and all women present agree to let you in then you shall via the door (on our side with the doorknob on our side as well)

but.... any trouble in here and i rfg18 will personally deal with the problem so make sure you have medical insurance♥ [Ruka-san you

better listen to this warning zozzy ] [Yomi-san: i'll be fine ] [ Hitsugi-san: well it's your funeral... ]

- thank you -
rfg18
anglsu
tw
21emz12

~they enter as well~
~and the mayhem begins♥~

~hostesses are deep in conversation~
so what are you going to do when Ruki-san comes back?
invite him here♥
hehe after a tour he'll need it! i developed a new massage oil using Tiger Balm.
wow!
he'll like it♥
really?
yeah
what's the news?
oh! i have a new massage oil
wow!
i hear that a lot keke!

~their conversation continues~

~meanwhile~
Yomi-san: "i won't believe that this fence is electrified!" -gets out-
-walks over- -touches-
>ZZZZZZZZZZZ<
Yomi-san: "OW!"

rfg18: Σ(0w0) (¬ω¬) "is that a bug zapper i heard? no wait it's the first victim couldn't resist huh Yomi-san? we have a bet on you over

here." "my predictions end up happening and it won't be a good night for you♥"

Yomi-san: -sweatdrop-

Ruka-san Ni~ya-san Sakito-san: -trying to figure out where the fence is electrified- -they touch several places-

>ZZZZZZZZZZ<>ZZZZZZZZZZZ<>ZZZZZZZZZZ<

Sakito-san: "Ouch!" Σ(>__0)
Ruka-san: "-surprised-
Ni~ya-san: what kind of bet did she make?!" (;__; )?

rfg18: "hmm awful noisy over there huh emz?" |D
21emz12: "indeed." |3

Hitsugi-san: "wow." :O

~in that moment they help each other up and~

>ZZZZZ< [ow!] >Z-ZZZZZZ< [ahhh!] >ZZZZZZZZ< [ouch!] >ZZZZZZZZZZ< [OWWW!]

~chain reaction zap~ [EPIC]

Yomi-san Ruka-san Ni~ya-san Sakito-san: ς(XoX)ς -smoldering-

rfg18: "hey does any one smell something burning?" ;Þ
tw 21emz12 anglsu: -burst out laughing-
tw: "their pride?" :3
rfg18 tw 21emz12 anglsu: -burst out laughing again-

anglsu: "oh wait we lost the bet right?"
rfg18: "well i'll forget about that just this time."

Haiku Hints -preview-
now we shall learn
about the other girls
in the business

End