fanfic 20
[YEAH!!! another 10 done! hehe ^w^ Wow! i never thought i'd get this far... all that's been done... now we look back at all those events
since fanfic 11] [Ren -March 19th 2:28 pm-]
~hostesses are watching movies~
~they watched Shrek, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective and were watching Home Alone 2~
tw: "oh no don't...." :O
[inset quotes here]
tw: "LOL he got punched!"
rfg18: "here come the hotel staff hehehe....." :)
*Johnny: Hold it right there!
Mr. Hector: This is the Concierge, sir.
Johnny: I knew it was you. I could smell ya getting off the elevator! You was here last night too, wasn't ya?
Mr. Hector: Yes, sir. I was.
Johnny: You was here...and you was smoochin' with my brother.
Mr. Hector: But...I'm afraid you're mistaken, sir.
Johnny: Don't gimme that. You been smoochin' with everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff...
(The security guard, who's name tag reads "Cliff," gasps with a shocked look on his face and the rest of the staff stares shockingly at
him)
Cliff: No. It's a lie!
Johnny: I could go on forever, baby.
Mr. Hector: I'm terribly sorry, sir, but I'm afraid you're mistaken. We're looking for a young man.
Johnny: All right. I believe you. (extracts his gun) But my Tommy gun don't!
(Mr. Hector gives a confused look)
Johnny: Get down on your knees and tell me you love me.
Mr. Hector: On your knees.
(the entire staff gets down on their knees)
Mr. Hector: I love you!
(Kevin snickers quietly and unmutes the T.V.)
Johnny: Ya gotta do better than that!
Mr. Hector, Cedric, Mrs. Stone, and Cliff: I love you!
Johnny: Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe ya. That's why I'm gonna let ya go. I'm gonna give ya 'til the count of 3 to get your lousy,
lyin', low-down, 4-flushin' carcass out my door! 1... 2...!
(Johnny shoots as the staff ducks from the room, and several hotel guests notice)
Johnny: 3! (while Kevin mouths him) Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal! (shoots again) And a Happy New Year. (shoots once more)
Mr. Hector (as the staff crawls out): Stay in your rooms! This is an emergency! There's an insane guest with a gun! *
21emz12 rfg18 tw anglsu: "ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!" X'D
21emz12: "oh and here's.... yeah!"
[Kevin hooks up the generator to the sink]
[Marv grabs sink handles]
>ZZZZZ ZZZZZZ ZZZ ZZZZZ<
[Marv yells in shock]
>ZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZ<
[Marv falls over]
rfg18: "ah ha ha ha ha!!!" X''D
21emz12: "bwa ah ha ha ha!!" ( )o -pounds fist on table-
anglsu: "ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!" xD
tw: "wah ha ha ha ha!" x'D
~the movie finishes~
rfg18: "mmmm it's been a good while since White Tigress started, let's recap all the recent happenings~
tw: hmm well anglsu came to join us! :D
rfg18: yeah! we needed more help cause TBS decided to go home for an unknown amount of time.
tw: and before she left there was that crazy challenge you got so drunk Ren! xD
anglsu: Ren you got Drunk?! :O how drunk?!
tw: she was talking like: "uhehehe eh ke ke ke ke "egghs qjecvdg! ©£♀qwcx♠§‼‼¿?" "¼¡!¡!µfςhæŊ!"
anglsu: WOW!
21emz12: yeah and that no laughing thing was so funny >whack<>whack< XD
rfg18: ah ha ha i liked the April Fools day x3
tw: heh i bet you did |D
21emz12: oh and When Kyo-san wore that sweet Loli dress 8D
rfg18: ah ha ha ha yeah! xD
anglsu: then i came in! and we wnet to the onsen
tw rfg18 21emz12: YEAH!
tw: ah ha ha and Hitsugi-san wore leopard print yukata ♥
rfg18: yes♥ and what we did in his room ♥♥
tw: our trip to FL!
rfg18: mmm other than those jerkwads it was awesome! hmm do you think their face reconstruction surgeries are done?
anglsu: who knows.
tw: i liked getting revenge on you ren! ah ha ha
rfg18: ............... i liked leaving Da-da with Kamijo-san♥
tw: !!
21emz12 anglsu: PUMPKINS!!!!!! 8D
tw: and when me and Hitsugi-san broke your habits Wooo Victory!
tw: oh and when he kisssed you♥♥♥♥
rfg18: -blush-
anglsu: our trip to Odaiba!
tw: yeah you sure liked that ferris wheel
rfg18: and our...!
tw 21emz12 anglsu: ONSEN!!!!! xD
rfg18: and the......!
tw: fence? >ZZZ< >ZZZZZZZZ< LOL
tw: and when you went to Hitsugi-san's house and......!
rfg18: ah you saw? hehe any ideas for Ruki-san? -smirk-
tw: maybe♥ wait you knew i was there?
rfg18: uh yeah. i heard you.
tw: but i was so quiet......
Haiku Hints -preview-
ah ha ha ha ha!!
ticklish Shinya-san♥
AH ha ha ha ha!!
