TMB episode #12
If It Sounds Too Good Too Be True
[Yomi-san picks up his mail]
Yomi-san: junk....junk....grocery ad......junk.... hmm?
[an invite to the opening of a new business in Kabuki-cho however the name was blurred]
[the invite said]
Yomi-san you've been invited to the Wonderful opening of ξξξξ at midnight today
we look foward to seeing you♥
[what he didn't know was this place was not full of girls. this was a gay drag queen staffed place]
[what he didn't know was a certain someone cooked up this scheme working with the post office a real business in Kabuki-cho and several volunteers from the area]
tw: you think he'll go for it?
rfg18: doubtless.
21emz12: gonna fall for it hook line sinker!
anglsu:if it sounds too good to be true......
rfg18: then it probably IS.
tw: how will we know if he fell for it? Go there ourselves?
rfg18: we have minors on board we should go. with these 2 way walkie talkies the 2 of you shall still know what's going on
[emz and anglsu head back to rfg18 and tw's house with their walkie talkie]
[tw and ren go to the action]
rfg18: *whispers* we'll keep quiet and just silently observe.
tw: *whispers* gotcha!
[Yomi-san comes in] rfg18 -i knew it!- >turns on walkie talkie so that emz and anglsu can hear too<
21emz12: oh it's starting!
anglsu: YEEAAH!!!
Owner: ahh you got our invite.
Yomi-san: of course!
Owner: please be seated we will be with you shortly.
[several "girls" come out to entertain Yomi-san]
Yomi-san: Nice Nice♥♥
"girl" 1: let's have some good fun tonight♥
"girl" 2: we'll make all your fantasies come true♥
"girl" 3: be gentle♥
Yomi-san: he he he he he he♥♥♥
[so they give Yomi-san a lap dance]
[some love]
"girl" 1: how often do you visit?
Yomi-san: heh everyone knows me by name♥
"girl" 2: oh reallllly?♥
Yomi-san: yeah!
"girl" 3: want our numbers?
Yomi-san: YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!♥♥♥♥
[on a napkin they write something other than phone numbers]
[you are in a place staffed with men no women here]
[we are drag queens]
[we are GAY drag queens]
"girl" 3: here.♥
Yomi-san -reads- WHAT!?!?
GDQ 1: we volunteered for this.
Yomi-san: who did this?!
rfg18: me.
Yomi-san: huh?
rfg18: -smirk-
-5 minutes of silence
rfg18: ah ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
tw: wa ha ha ha you fell for this obvious trick ah ha ha ha ha
[and from the walkie talkie]
walkie talkie: bwa ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha
ren that was awesome hey Yomi-san remember if the bait is obvious, don't take it wah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Yomi-san .............................................. -blush in embarassment-
~end~
TMB episode #13
Cat Carpet Bombing
[tw had a funny idea but she decided to ask rfg18 first]
tw: what do you think?
rfg18: it's not a good idea, it's a wonderful idea!
[tw and rfg18 work togeather to make a catnip satchet] (is this it?)
[they first burn catnip then put it in a drawstring bag]
[next they put in the back pocket of Hitsugi-san]
[NOTHING MORE IS NEEDED it will take care of itself]
[Hitsugi-san walks down the road]
cat: meeow
Hitsugi-san: hello there♥
cat 2: meoow
Hitsugi-san: oh!
cat: -rubs self on his legs- meoooow
cat 2: -purr purr purr-
cat 3 and cat 4: meow, mew
Hitsugi-san: uhhhh -sweatdrop- -starts to walk off-
[cats walk after Hitsugi-san]
Hitsugi-san: -runs-
[cats run after him]
[as Hitsugi-san runs to White Tigress even more cats take notice]
[finally he gets to White Tigress]
[rings doorbell]
doorbell goes as such:
have a cat problem?
they won't leave you alone?
come to White Tigress for all the answers
rfg18: yes ah Hitsugi-san! -struggling to maintain a innocent face-
cats 1-8: -all 8 meow at once-
tw: hmm what a CATastrophe..... -giggle-
[two more cats arrive this time they cat carpet bomb Hitsugi-san]
rfg18: a CATastrophic CATastrophe if you CATch my drift -laughs-
tw: wah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!
anglsu: CATch of the day is CATfish.
[as if it wasn't already obvious]
rfg18: have fun kitties?
cats: meow!
rfg18:good good did he give you a hard time?
cats: meow.
rfg18: meow mew meeeow.
cats: meEEEOOOow! -cats leave-
Hitsugi-san: -thinks he knows who orchastrated the whole thing-
rfg18: this wasn't my idea look at Da-da
Hitsugi-san: huh?
tw: yep. so what did you tell those cats?
rfg18: i asked them to relay a message for me.
[when Hitsugi-san returned home that message was clear]
[suddenly Fuu-chan Kuu-chan and You-chan were quite happy]
~end~
TMB episode #14
Mosh Pit
[at a Diru concert]
[all 4 security personnel suddenly were knocked out cold]
[their uniforms taken off]
[in their place were 4 people]
[the mosh pit is a dangerous place a no holds barred everyone for themself kind of place]
[a kind of place where you look out for your own neck]
[where the generic crazies live breed and thrive]
[now Jrockers love doing fanservice especially from the safety of the stage and with the protection of security but this time]
[these phony security people were hostesses and they asked who the fans wanted in the mosh pit]
[they replied]
fans: all of them♥
rfg18: we'll see what we can do♥
[the guitarists were yanked in due to their close proximity to the stage edge]
Kaoru-san: Wha?!
Die-san: Whoa....!
[bassist disappears]
Toshiya-san: uh what happ--- yikes!
[Shinya-san who wondered where everyone went to head to the stagefront]
Shinya-san: ................................. !!
[and gets yanked in]
[the mosh is going crazy lots of screaming and yelling, from who though is yet to be determined]
[they fight bravely to get back up on stage]
[once back up they were looking worse for wear]
[their clothes were torn or otherwise missing and the mosh pit settled down; they were strangely quiet]
[the security guards were found their clothes nearby]
[that day they gained a deeper understanding of the mosh and began to respect it]
~end~
