fanfic omake #9
~a bowling tornament~
~teams WT Naito Gaze~
~but a freak planatary alignment called the Haruhi Suzumiya alignment caused things to change~
~in a flash of black light rimmed in silver~
~from Naito: (Ruka-san) Yomi-san: "how'd i get this short?"
(Yomi-san) Ruka-san: "YEEEEAAAHHH I'M TALLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!"
~they switched bodies~
~from Gaze: two switched gender so they're women in body only everything else is intact....~
Aoi-san: "................. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -woman's scream-
Reita-san: "hehe-
rfg18: "mind out of the gutter please Reita-san."
~from WT~
~Ai-chan materialized~
Ai-chan: "huh? *gasp* ren! emz! anglsu!" "wow! i must be in japan then! YAY!!"
Ai-chan *GASP!! "GAZE!! but where are Aoi-san and Reita-san?"
Ai-chan: "OMG the lipring! no way!! and OMG OMG!! bandera ohhhhh.......♥♥♥♥
anglsu: "hehehe yep that's them♥"
21emz12: "you would almost never know!"
~and ren was blessed(?) with Haruhi Suzumiya's own ability to bend reality~
rfg18: "ohhhh♥" "ok let's bowl!"
[scoreboard randomly picks the first person]
{REN}
rfg1: "ok... -thinks- let's play with this power!-
~ren picks up the ball~
rfg18: -thinks- so anything i want to happen will eh? this is a red ball so...
-thinks- let's have a dragon fly through a tear in reality wih black orbs in it's grip carry the ball and get a strike!
~and so it happend...~
i saw it....
a tear in the fabric of reality; and from within it's depths a dragon whose scales were gold colored appeared clutching black orbs, it
grabbed the red bowling ball in it's jaws and flew at the pins. STRIKE!! then it disappeared in another tear of reality
~Mr. Yamamoto, regular bowling patron
everyone else: -shocked-
rfg18: "!!" "wow this has potential.."
TBS: "for chaos?" -giggle-
rfg18: "hah?! no...."
anglsu: "for catastrophe?"
rfg18: "ehhh! No..."
~the rest of WT bowls~
TBS - most of the pins
anglsu - STRIKE!
Ai-chan - Strike!
21emz12 - most of the pins
~ Gaze to bowl next randomly chosen member ~
[Reita-san]
~rfg18 isn't in full control of her power so this time.....~
~as Reita-san walks up all the gravity in the area disappears~
~so everyone and everything not anchored to the ground is set adrift in the air~
then i bore witness to another
anomoly of nature: suddenly all of the gravity in here was gone....
~also everythng did the opposite: so you intend to pick something up but you actually put it down etc.~
.... i tried to sit down to comprehend all of this, but i ended up standing UP instead......
~Reita-san: -thinking- okay...... let's try to do this right...
~so Reita-san sat down [got up] ran backwards [walked foward] and threw the ball as slowly with a little effort [threw the ball foward
quickly with effort]~
.......a woman with short brown hair that was spiked up seemed to do her throw all wrong but....
~STRIKE!!!~
.... unbelieveably she managed to knock every pin down. i wish i could be that good.....
~Mr Yamamoto
~the other gaze members had a difficult time with the lack of gravity and opposite results: one couldn't even get to the lane, others had a
hard time understanding the sudden changes: one member threw foward with ball going fast [threw backwards ball moves in slo mo] so it
took an hour for the ball to smash into the back wall. the rest only manged to knock down a few pins~
~so for now ren regained better control of her powers a good thing since Naito was up now~
[Hitsugi-san]
rfg18: -thinking- if i'm back in control then..... hehehehe♥
~suddenly gravity was restored and things were normal again~
-thunk thump konk thud- [the return of people and things to the hard merciless ground]
Hitsugi-san: "ok let's do it!" -thinks- huh did it get cooler in here or did the air turn on?"
TBS: "ren did you do THAT?" (^___^ )σ
Ai-chan: "oh.........♥♥♥♥♥" (♥3♥)
Yomi-san [Ruka-san] : "whoa Hitsugi your clothes changed a lot..."
Hitsugi-san: "huh? oh come on i- - - OMG!!!"
~instead of the typical coverage you would see on Hitsugi-san, there was in it's place a far more revealing outfit:~
{a see through belly shirt with the sides cut to reveal even more}
anglsu: "BOOYEA!!" XD
21emz12: -catcall- ( >3<) -♫
rfg18: "hotdamn!!" d( ≥ Д ≤)b *2 thumbs up*
Hitsugi-san: -furiously blushing- takes his turn- STRIKE!!
Yomi-san [Ruka-san] : "hnnn i figured after that remark he'd miss...."
Yomi-san [Ruka-san] : -bowls but misses some of the pins- "sonuva- - - - -!"
Ruka-san: [Yomi-san] : -struck out- "i can't get used to this..."
Sakito-san: -STRIKE!!-
Ni-ya-san: STRIKE!!-
~well our bowling tournament continued~
~in the end Naito won~
~ren had the opportunity to make something permanent whether or not it would happen is unknown~
