fanfic 37
~you can't escape your past~
~even a decade later people can still be haunted~
ren: hmmmm horoscope predicts misfortune this week.
[incident 1]
assassin 1: that her?
assassin 2: yeah.
assassin 1: RENJIFANGIRL18!!!!!!!!!
assassin 2: WE'RE HER FO' YOU!!!!!
ren: you two?
assassin 1: -hah hah- heeeeh we're here to get some payback!
assassin 2: we lost our cred cuz of you!
assassin 1: noone hires us anymore!!
assassin 2: we kill you an' we'll get some resp'ct!
ren: aspirin someone give me aspirin....... gahhh my IQ is dropping!
~so these idiots try tagteaming ren to no avail so when a grandmotherly lady walked slowly by they decided to do things their way~
ren: so you can't beat me fair so you'll fight dirty? Ma'm i'll get you out of here now.
~from a safe distance the grandmotherly lady watches~
~so this fight rolls on when one hit a wall the first domino was knocked over~
~the wall shook from impact causing a bolt to come out that held up a billboard causing that billboard to fall to the ground~
~that landed on ren!~
assassin 1: we did it?
assassin 2: let's go see...
~ren was not dead not by a long shot but she was injured~
assassin 2: hey what if they dun't believe us?
assassin 1: our word against theirs...
grandmotherly lady: oh you died to protect me....
ren: -koff- ma'm i'm not dead yet but do me a favor and stand as witness that i still live ok? -koff-
ren -@ WT- -having an impossible time working-
Bonez: ren are you ok?
ren -won't answer-
Bonez: everytime you move you wince as if in pain...
ren: a billboard fell on me.........
Bonez emz anglsu Ai-chan: that's something you need to tell us crazy!!
~@ the hospital~
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[ren's phone]
Hitsugi-san: ren?!
Bonez: Hitsugi-san? ren's here at the hospital
~once he got there everyone went in to find out what happened~
Doctor: whoa!
~huge bruises up and down her sides~
Doctor: there may be broken ribs..... -presses ren's sides-
ren: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! -koff -koff-
~ren puts her hand down and in her palm is blood~
Doctor: her side that was hit directly should have more serious damage......
~doctor tests theory feeling her sides also~
~sure enough her ribs on the right had more broken~
~while those on the left had fewer~
~so the Doctor sets the broken bones back in place and bounds ren's sides tight, a procedure that ren's yells of agony caused glass to shatter and people to experiance temporary deafness~
Doctor: her ribs will start healing next week till then be careful.
ren: -waves a hand in understanding-
~but this was supposed to be a bad week and the ride don't end here........~
assassin 3: huh? well well looks like they failed to getcha rfg18.
ren: so you sent them
assassin 3: -on phone- hey you two she ain't dead yet! pay cut!
ren: -denoter- night night.
~assassins 1 and 2 were just KO'd with no memory of anything~
assassin 3: hnn as expected... you killed my baby bro years ago and now i'm back for you!
ren: yeah yeah your baby bro killed an elderly couple to get to me so that evens things out nicely.
assassin 3: shut your mouth! bring it!
~now if ren was in top condition she would have no problem reuniting him with his baby bro but not today....~
~ren can dodge well still but well you don't get to be a assassin always by 'playing' fair~
ren: ok enough of this.... i'm through here!
assassin 3: i couldn't agree more... -pulls gun-
~in those seconds before..............~
Hitsugi-san: Enough! ren get back!
ren: sorry for dragging you guys into this
Hitsugi-san i will NOT let you get hurt on my behalf so lecture me later about my stupidity..... -smiles-
~ren takes the bullet~
~but before she hits her knees she manages to reunite her assassin with his baby bro~
~ren collapses~
Hitsugi-san: NO!
Bonez: REN!
emz: REN!!
anglsu: NO!
Ai-chan: REN! REN!! -calls hospital-
ren: -koff koff- seems his aim was pretty bad.......... -koff-
he missed all my vital organs but i might bleed to death still...
Doctor: ..................... i just saw you hours ago and already....
~.........................~
Doctor: well the x-ray shows the bullet's gone but you almost bleed to death
ren: yeah......
~doctor leaves~
~hostessess leave sensing a need for alone time between them~
Hitsugi-san: why did you do that?
ren: .............
Hitsugi-san: i was scared you'd die......
ren: i was worried for everyone's safety, Hitsugi-san i love you i didn't even want you to get hurt. so almost dying would be fine so long as you're unharmed.
~the obvious love she demonstrated and the closeness of her death made Hitsugi-san realise two things: she deeply loved him and he deeply loved her~
~and this realization manifested itself as tears~
~Hitsugi-san was crying~
ren: huh? ah....
~ren slowly walked over wincing in pain~
~and she hugged Hitsugi-san first~
ren: gomen nasai.......
~suddenly he kissed her with such unbridled passion~
~and she returned with an equally passionate warm kiss~
[btw the grandmotherly lady tipped off news stations that the asassins wee taken care of]
