oh yeah i typed this up i've been delving deeper into Alice Nine lately getting all kinds of info and pics
fanfic 44
~a few weeks after hearing about WT Onsen Alice Nine decided as a group to visit~
Shou-san: -hesitates on ringing doorbell-
Hiroto-san: something wrong?
Shou-san: don't you remember? the doorbell ring was straight out of a porno!
Nao-san: it can't still be the same one...
Saga-san: -rings bell-
>ohhh...♥... ah...ahhh......♥ remember japan's birthrate has flatlined do the right thing
Miyavi-san and Melody-san will be having another child...... GOOD JOB!!<
Shou-san: am i the only one scared to press the doorbell again?
-rings bell-
>men having problems with your ■■■■■? then try putting it in ■■■■■■■■■!<
Saga-san: i gotta hear the last one!
-rings bell-
>women having a hard time keeping his interest? well try touching his ■■■■■■■■■■ and then his ■■■■■ and finally his ■■■■■■■■ and he'll be putty in your hands!<
Alice Nine: -shocked-
ren: so get any good advice? there is a discount i'm implementing now.
5 for the price of 2 so the five of you can get as long of an onsen soak as you want for the price of 2 and all we want is a show.
Hiroto-san: we didn't bring anything....
ren: ah you won't need them for THIS kind of show♥
Nao-san:.......that kind of show.
ren: hai. i'll tell you now no trying to get yourself a little peepshow although i can arrange for the electric fence to be turned off for an additional ¥5000 for a shot at me♥
Alice Nine: ..................
ren: well i think Shinya-san liked it
Alice Nine: hai!!
ren: -whispers- not to worry you guys won't have to.
~first a meal!~
ren: heh fanmails!
Bonez: we got fanmails?
ren: fanmails.
laying down on the couch head against a pillow ren reads the fanmail with boo and no-no on her shoulder~
ren: so boo what do you think?
boo: -climbs down-
ren: h-hey boo i'm wearing a belly shirt don't walk over---
~boo walked across the exposed area to read the fanmail~~and ren squirmed and fidgeted trying to keep herself composed~
boo: -nibbled on the corner of the letter- -chirpchirp-
ren: that was not cool. ok so i'll tell them your answer.....
Saga-san: ticklish?
ren: very much so.
Tora-san: is that the kanji for life over your left side?
ren: oh! yes. i just finished getting these tattoos! -turns so that the image is fully visible-
the ones on my sides were painful to do but i'm happy it's done.
ren: enjoy!
~after a while ren opens the door seperating the areas~
ren: SECRET TECHNIQUE: HAPPY FUN TIME 2ND GEAR!!
~pulls off towel and does a suggestive pose~
~five people fall back in the water~
~ren always hits her mark!~
Bonez: ok then your turn!♥ you can keep the towels on.
hostesses: rawr!
ren: oh ho so that's what those tattoos of yours look like Tora-san? i like that stomach one♥
Tora-san: -blush-
