fanfic omake #17
plot: hostesses have a live show now!
Nitty Gritty details: nothing is off limits
『Live Broadcast of White Tigeress': Ramblings of a Tigeress』send in your questions, comments dares and love! phone us! nothing is offlimits♥
after that announcement things came in en mass and everything on paper was put into a box
ren: alright our first live broadcats!
ai-chan: whaa? -laugh- broadCATS??
emz: garfield? -laughs-
anglsu: -laughs-
Bonez: already this is fun from the first sentence!
at: and from here on!
ren: ok ok.... our first live broadcaSt..... ah! we didn't even introduce ourselves..
hey ren here! age 24 status: taken....top banana & co founder of WT!
Bonez: hi i'm Bonez 3rd hostess
ai-chan: hello ai-chan here newest hostess
at: ambertears here 2nd hostess co founder
emz: hey hey hey emmz here livin the dreeeam! 4th hostess!
anglsu: angel's my name jrockers are a bang! 5th hostess
ren: um ok! on this show we have people come in for the party and they'll end up in the thick of it
and today's guest totally biased..... Hitsugiiiiiii-kun
Hitsugi-kun: yeah!
ren: ok when the chime rings we can pull out a card and then we do what's on it or discuss it.
[card drawn]
ren: ok! 'discuss cute things' well those who own pets....
ai-chan: yes...
ren: they make our life whole
ai-chan: of course!
ren: and many are rather small kii kiii keeeets!
-parakeets that ren owns fly over and land on her arm-
ren: heh i could fit way more than 4 on my arm!
Hitsugi-kun: how many?
ren: about 20!
boo: -chirp-
ren: it is?
Hitsugi-kun: huh.... well i guess they'd be asleep now are you tired?
keets: -chirpchirp-
Hitsugi-kun: well that says it all.
ren: yes. -moves cage and opens door- hey watch this people! time to sleep!
-they hop off ren's shoulder and jump onto everyones back
hopping from person to person then on Hitsugi-kun's shoulder they climb down and fly into their cage-
ai-chan: wow!
anglsu: -laughs- their feet tickle!
at: yeah!
Bonez: people can do cute things too.
emz: yep.
at: the biggest source of natural cute is in this room....
anglsu: -laugh- yeah...
ren: yeah yeah yeah their feathers are ridiculously soft like uwahh!
Bonez: we're not refering to the fuzzballs....
Hitsugi-kun: something else cute....
ren: eh?...................... oh... jeez and we're live....
Hitsugi-kun: -burst of laughter-
ai-chan: awww♥
Hitsugi-kun: see see you ARE cute especially now!
at: she's still hiding behind the pillow...
Bonez: -laughs- ok ok let's leave her alone it's ok now you can come back out now.
ren:............ um...... 'kay.
emz: ren you have your hoodie hood over your head..... and sunglasses on too?
Hitsugi-kun: well we did praise her in a live broadcast.... so might as well finish!
at: you're terrible! -laughs-
Ai-chan: seriously mean! -laugh-
Hitsugi-kun: are there any stories of cute?
anglsu: we were out shopping and there was a mother who looked so tired and worn out and her child was crying.
it was getting on the nerves of people around them, she could tell they were on the verge of snapping. so ren decided to try and calm the child so she made weird noises and funny faces and the child stopped crying. the tension disappeared and the mother thanked ren.
at: that IS cute!
Ai-chan: ren was thoughtful enough to help in such a important way
Hitsugi-kun: ahh there are other times right?
emz: right!
Bonez: there are many of those and that
anglsu: -nods-
Hitsugi-kun: if she's tickled...... a cute reaction
Ai-chan: very much so!
Hitsugi-kun: or if she is hungry.... also very cute
ren: ahh~ -embarassed- -lays down on couch
at: heh.....
ren: huh wait ------ -hysterics-
Hitsugi-kun: Uhehehehe☼
ren: -still in hysterics-
at: hey that was you ren!
Hitsugi-kun: it was? you heard?
at: yeah...
Hitsugi-kun: well she's leaving the room so i guess so♥ well i guess we can end this first episode.
at: due to our hostess having an empty tummy -giggle-
Ai-chan: this is Ramblings of a Tigress we'll see you next time..... which is when?
at: we'll announce it.
All: bye
