Do you know anyone with the name Sam? - a classmate
I am Sam, by the way. What's your name? Naru Maru
What's more appealing to you: Exotic-unique names, or normal names? - unique names are sexy! :D
Do you use spoons or forks for ice cream? - Spoons... .___.
When was the last time you ate a Yoplait yogurt? - never? i think
When you were younger, did you ask your parent(s) for a pony/horse? - No.....
Ever had a freaky school project? - ....i was a british mart sells person XD
Has something ever traumatized you? - yes....
You ever had a word that you said in practically every sentence? -like like like
Are you one of the people who can't stand 'American Idol'? - i just dunt watch it AMERICAS BEST DANCE CREWS WHERE ITS AT!
Have you ever met a celebrity? Who? (if no then write some random thing) - no..
What did you have for dinner 2 weeks ago, on Thursday? - umm i dunno fish?
Are you, or know someone who is an atheist? -i know
Aren't Converse All-Stars awesome? - YEAH I KNOW RIGHT! IM WEARIN A PAIR NOW!! XD
Does TV deteriorate the mind? - ...only stupid shows
How old are you, sir (or ma'am)? - 16.5 :D
Ever been to IHOP? - .______. they're pancake are like crack YOU CANT STOP EATING THEM!!!
Do you know the reason that the sky is blue, or don't you? - ....no and why do i care
Ever dreamt of becoming an astronaut? - no cant stand space
Is space scary to you because we are unaware of how wide or long it is? - no..
Which gender is more superior? - males have natural muscle but FEMALE CAN GET BETTER AND WE HAVE BRAINS!! BWAHAHAH!
Be honest, are you more about looks or personality in a partner? - personality...look alone is just eye candy with umm benefits >.>
Do you, or know someone who paints their toenails? - i do:D they're blackish purple or blue now :D
Why is it that you get so bored? Life not exciting enough? - im a boring person? XD idk
Ever been told you were absolutely nuts? - too many to count
What is your favorite Airline? -.... it dunt matter to me
?Puede hablar usted espa?ol? - Si, Yo hablo en espanol. yo es en el clase de espanol
If you didn't understand that then answer No above (:
Are you hungry? - sorta
Do you like the color purple? - yeah its cool
Do you like new or classic music better?- ..either :D
How about in terms of cars? (new or classic) - im an idiot with cars
Have you ever seen your love/crush kissing someone else? - yeah but thats always....i have a crush and i dunt do much then they get a girlfriend... thats just life for me
Ever seen a crush/love kissing your friend? - .......that'd be odd but no
Laptop or Regular computer? - laptop would be nice but regular computer
What is your favorite type of weather? - nice sunny with alittle breeze
Do you live in Los Angeles or New York? - neither
Ever seen the movie, 'The Wizard of Oz'? - Yes! i wanna go to OZ!!
Which is better Jack in the Box mini sirloin burgers or BK'S mini burgers? - BK's mini burgers
Have you ever eaten at Western Sizzlin' or the Sizzler? - wut?
Do birds chirp a lot near your home? - yeah alot!
Do you have a pet or pets? - no just in my imagination
Have you ever won a goldfish at a fair/carnival? - that'd be cool but naw
Isn't littering wrong? - yeah D: t kills animals!
Do you have a crush? or a boyfriend/girlfriend? - neither
Would/Have you ever cheat(ed) on someone? - i'd hate if someone cheated on me im not gonna be that person someone puts their heart into and crush them... ._______. im not a cunt
Has love been good to you? - ...i wish but no
Do you like Ford Mustangs? - wuts that?
Is 'hot' a compliment, or a temperature? - hmmm both! :D
Would you rather be an ant, or a whale? (tiny or huge)- so beached or crushed neither
Do you know your IQ? - i dunno
Do you know what IQ stands for? - Intelligence Quotient (didnt even bother changing the last answer)
Did you know there is a 2 year old with an iQ of 156? That's crazy! - hmm my future child XD
What cell phone do you have/or want? - i have Verizon, its pretty okay
Yahoo or Google? For Email. - neither aim! and yahoo XD
Yahoo or Google? As a Search Engine.- Google
Do you ever think that maybe one day pigs WILL fly? - ....... they flew i mean if a pig had to get from Pennsylvania to Utah, r u gonna drive it?
Would you be courageous enough to be a bull fighter? - heck no
Which do you say more often, 'Yikes!' or 'Whoa!'? - WHOA!
This is a break for you. No question. Just type any random thing.- TALKIN ANTEATER!!
Back to business. Do you like the band paramore? - i LOVE PARAMORE!! HALEY WILLAMS FTW!
Are you one of those Twilight freaks? - used too.. sadly but it got stupid
Are you a book worm, or the opposite? - bookworm :D
Does music make you more intelligent or decrease your knowledge? - increases....except with songs that are really studpid
Act like a genius, and sound extraordinarily intelligent right now! - BLUE BOOBS IN THREE-DEE!!!
What is your honest opinion on abortion? Would you do it? - abortion is murder but idunno theres good reasons and bad reasons to do it
Do you or do you not wear a purity ring? - i dunt wear one .___.
Regular bacon or Turkey Bacon? - regular.. >>
Do you cuss/swear? - MOTHER*BLEEP* *bleep* this *bleep!!!*
Do you own a watch? - used to but i dunt
Do you think that sun block truly protects you from harmful UV rays? -.. i dunno
Do you know what UV rays stand for?- Ultra violent
Is Perez Hilton really the 'Queen of Media'? - Perez is the guy paris can do what she did in south park for all i care
Do you know what causes a headache? - to many bothersome things
Can people's brains actually hurt from thinking TOO hard? - yeah .__.
Own a Wii or other video game console? -....yeah .__.
Have a pair of Vans shoes lying around somewhere? - i wish they are sexy shoes
How often do you pray? If you ever pray at all... - Sometimes
At your school, is/was it called Homeroom or Advisory? - homeroom .__.
Do you like Coldplay? - i dunt like and dunt hate coldplay i dunt listen to them is all
Do you spell love: LUV or LOVE? - lovr but luv over text
Can you see the hairs on your face? (not including mustache, or beard) - umm yeah sorta
Do you like Universal Studios? - ehh yeah its fun
Are you tired or full of energy currently? - tired .__.
Are you introverted or extroverted or don't know what either means? - introverted till u get to know me
Are you REALLY going to post this somewhere? - Yes i typed this long thing so far i'd might as well
Are you embarrassed easily? - i try and act like i dont but i do XD
Isn't photography amazing? - Yeah! its so great especially when its nature
Do you like muffins? - cupcakes FTW!! MUFFINS ARE UGLY CUPCAKES!!
Be honest, do you still, every once in a while, watch Spongebob? - SpongeBob will never die i watch it still!
Who came up with the phrase 'Come out of the closet'? - some person i dunno
When was the last time you met someone named Nick? - my friend nick at school
Ever had a crazy dream about your crush? What happened? - yeah we kissed but this was a long time ago
Are you in Pacific or Eastern Timing? Or neither? - eastern
Do you like meat, or are you a vegetarian? - meaat, but im actually thing of becoming a semi-vegetarian
What was the coolest dinosaur ever? - MIKASAROUS
Congratulations, 100 QUESTIONS COMPLETED! Round of applause. - .____. i feel umm accomplished?
When did you last get a cramp in your calf? - this winter when i stretched while i was in bed,
Did you know a calf is another word for a baby cow? - .. .__. VEAL!!!
Ever had growing pains? - sadly
Which is worse
Love of being sick or Sick of being loved - love of sick
Chocolate Moose (the animal) or a Penguin in a Tuxedo (a real one)? -choclate moose penguins rock!
Humans walking on hands or Animals floating upside down? - .......animals floating....one may drop a Hershey chocolate
That was a bit boring, huh? Not long enough, either. - ..i have time
Do you use WiFi or A device that gives you internet access? - a device
Who's the first person near you within a 10 feet radius? - my ds? XD
Ever worn a garlic necklace to protect yourself from vampires? - no, i'd love it if a vampire bit me XD
Isn't that silly? - ..this tag is odd
Are you superstitious on Friday the 13th? - lucky day!
Are you a male or a female? - ......isnt that the first question you usually ask, girl
Live in a house, apartment, condo, or other? -a house
Do you drive a car yet? - i wish
Do you think that this generation of youth is spoiled and ungrateful? - some....
Do you think that this generation of youth has terrible taste in music? - no i like our music
Ever been complimented on your intelligence? -XD yeah but im an idiot XD
Have you been insulted because of your intelligence level? - ...sadly yes
Are you an expert at finding grammatical errors in web documents? - nope not at all
Are/were you good in your English classes in school? - umm b-
What's your greatest phobia? - being rejected
Do you give into teenage gossip? - ..umm i try not to
Do you have both of your parents still? - .. i dunno i guess if u'd call them together
Ever thought that rap stood for 'Retards Attempting Poetry'? - .__. bad rap only never good rap
Have you ever contemplated writing your own genre of music? - i'd fail epicly
What is one thing you wish you had? I wish I had a better vocabulary. - .....i wish i had allotta things
Ever read a book for FUN and ENTERTAINMENT instead of television? - yeah its fun
Do you need or use glasses or contacts? - glasses but i need contacts
Has your wallet or purse ever been stolen off the streets? - No, and i'm happy it wasnt
Do you wear cologne or perfume daily? - nope, icant remember to do it every morning
When was your last date? - umm if jr prom counts AWESOME!
Do you consider Hollister shoppers to be 'Preps'? - YEAH....
Do you despise or love cheerleaders? - ehh depends on whether they are annoying
What would you name your first child? - boy: Jayden girl: Alica/Kira
Do you plan on marriage one day? - Hopefully yes
Do you keep a diary/journal that you ACTUALLY put entries in? - umm i used to
What did you eat for breakfast last Tuesday? - umm cereal
Ever had breakfast at noon? - only during summer and weekends
Ever bought gigantic sunglasses? - they're unattractive, to me so i dunt even wear them XD
Do you like Sees lollipops? - XD
Do you have any siblings? - bro and sis
Would/Do you annoy them like crazy? - ehh theres an age gap so not really
Do you have a New Hampshire quarter? - yeah?
Name to me types of dogs you know: - chihahaha, poodle and thats all XD
Do you have a photographic memory? - i wish
If you do, try and memorize the next question it will be asked for later. -.___. okay?
If I told you that a dollar bill was near your room, would you believe me?? - no, u dunt know my home!
Don't forget it, now. Anywho, do you like Disney singers? - older ones were better
Do you have a pack of huge tacks anywhere? - ..no?
Do you use fluorescent light bulbs? It's eco-friendly! - i think i dunt buy the light bulbs
Will the polar bears go extinct before you die? - no im betting on penguins
Are you 50% psychic? - hmm i dunno i haven't had any psychic moments lately
Ever bought a turtle? - noo.....
Ever eaten sushi and hated it? - sushi = ♥♥♥♥♥
Is tape really invisible? - no just clear
Do you like Hot Limon Cheetos? - hmm sounds tasty
When did you last eat a Quiznos or Subway sandwich? - last month probably
Ever heard of a Samwich? - yeah :D
Use red or blue pens more? - red more
What's the weather mostly where you live? - nice and sunnyish now
What about temperature? - 70's
Where was your last vacation? -baltimore
Was there a special occasion? - no just a convention
How old were you at your first wedding? - 11-12
What is your dream job? - Artist or something where i do nothing
Met your true love yet? - i dunno
Do you know someone who recently found their true love? - i think i do know someone like that
What is your favorite continent? - Europe and Asia
What is the best flavor in the world? - pomegranate, strawberry and pinapple
Eat barbeque sauce as a snack? -ewww!
Are you too stereotypical? - sometimes
Do you like basketball, football, soccer, or baseball more? - umm soccer cause i enjoy playing it more
Ever been to FreeRice.com? - just now
So, are you more or less bored since you started? - hmm probably the same level
If on a laptop, how much battery do you have left? I have 65% - UNLIMITED ITS A NORMAL COMPUTER!
How tall are you? - 5'6-5'7
Do you think future generations might see this survey on Bzoink in 2999? - who knows maybe
Have you realized that we are in A.D. time? - ....elementary kiddies
Just think, 3013 A.D. they might think of us, too. We'd be ancient to them - .___. them and they confounded flying machine!!!
Are you a compassionate person? - what does that word mean XD
Is the mirror your best friend or your worst enemy? - worst friend -__-
Your opinion on French Fries: - BK AND MICKY D'S ARE THE BEST!!
Do you say potatoes or potaters? - Potatoes
What is your favorite TV series? - Americas best dance crew
What about favorite webpage? - Theotaku, gaia, and other sites
Do you say webpage or website? Website
Did you know the government was looking at your last sent email?? - I DID NOTY HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT SHOTA *IS SHOT*
Is there a UFO within 2,000 miles of you? - hope its friendly
What would your reaction be if a meteor was falling into Earth? - it was bounded t happen again
What is your greatest accomplishment? - passing a physics test
What is your favorite cellular providing company? - umm duno
What song is the most annoying to you?- -_______- probably some miley cyrus songs
Do you have road rage? - i have Simpson's road rage the game
Ever been to the South? - yeah great place
Ever saw the great ocean? Which Ocean? - i think not
Give yourself another round of applause, 200 questions completed! - ........*dies*
But, we're back to questions. How do you feel? - *twitchs*
Ever told someone 'I feel like a million bucks!'? - no....
How does it feel to feel like money? Papery? - great! like i have power
Are you literal or not so serious? - not serious at all XD
If there was a 100 ft tall, 900 lb. spider, would you be frightened? - run the hell away!!
Ever wondered why you took this LONG survey in the first place - i dunt
It may NEVER end. How would you feel about that? - dammit
Do you use any Instant messaging programs? - yeah aim
Have an email address? - afew
Do you know a homosexual who can't find love? - hmm i guess idunno
Are you staring at a stain on a piece of clothing? - No...why?
Favorite part of the opposite gender: - the personality, and eyes
What word comes to mind when I say monkey? - bubbles
Do you celebrate holidays? - Yes
How many bottles of Windex are at the nearest store?? Find out!! .....20?
Ever wanted to pierce something you weren't allowed to pierce? - my lip would be cool
Please, don't tell me where you wanted it! Instead write something random. JHFKKKDKSKKKDKKDFK
Have you ever experienced heartburn? - i think?
Does it really feel like your heart is burning? -no
When did you last eat popcorn? - two weeks ago
Were you toy crazy as a young child? - yeah sadly XD
Are you mature for your age? - ...im so immature XD its sad
Were you ever interested in psychology? The study of the mind. -yeah i wanted to major in it at one point
You ever been in an earthquake? Where was it? - no
Do you know what the longest survey on Bzoink is? - this stupid thing
Well, do you know how many questions it has? - ......... i dunt wanna count!!
What is your favorite city? - i dunno
Do you prefer the colon: or the semi-colon;? - : ?
Did you realize I wrote that grammatically incorrect? -no
Sandals or sneakers? - both
Do your feet sweat in the heat? - .....i think not
What color is your right pinky's nail? -black and white
Ever wonder why it's called the 'pinky'? It's not PINK? - ........im tired it dunt matter
Did you know our blood cells are actually blue-ish but turn red in oxygen? - yeah .__.
I couldn't say that last question right because of the limited space......- nice
So, what's up? - the sky u?
Who is your best friend? - alotta people
Who is your favorite cousin? - umm lydia and scottisa
Are you bored, STILL?? - YES!
Do you use hand sanitizer? - yeah
How many hours of sleep did you get, last time you slept? - 8 hours
What is the current time? 12:56 am
Are you as bored as I am? - yeah .__.
Well, how would you know how bored I am compared to your boredom? - ..how does a orange eat a watermelon
CAPS or lower case? - either
What color of eyes is the most beautiful to you? - gray
Do you own a camera? - yeah
Have you had lunch today? - fries
How about dinner? - nope
What is the best car ever made? - i dunno
Is facial hair on men revolting? -no goatees are cute
Do you like circular or triangular shaped lips? Look closely at them. - tri?
Do you have hairy arms? - no
Which type of food is best Chinese, Japanese, American, Italian, or Mexican - either is great!
How do you greet someone? - hello
Do you agree that swearing is strongly inappropriate at all times? - No not at all
Have you ever been in love? - i dunno
In love with someone who you can clearly never have as your own? -...no love interest now .__.
What was your childhood comfort item? - Oliver my kitty plushie
What color is your room? - lilac
Have an annoying family member? -who doesnt!
Do you have a psychologist, lawyer, or medical doctor in your family? - nurse?
I have a question for you, what did I ask you to remember? That if there was a dollar bill near my room, would I believe you.
Did you remember it, yes or no? - yeah
Have you eaten at Panda Express? - HOT CHOCOLATE!
What is the current time? - 1:02am
Are you keeping track of the number of questions you've answered? - WHY WOULD I DO THAT!
You have answered each question honestly, right? - Yeah
Are you listening to any music? -yes
Put some AWESOME Lyrics here -"god placed a permanent rain cloud over my head but he was kind enough to lend me a holy umbrella"
Do you draw hearts in your notebook? (if you're a girl, if not then skip) - sometimes
When and where is your next vacation? - july 2010 baltimore
How are you planning on getting to this place?- car
What's your favorite way of transportation? - walking
Can you guess my age? - 9001
How old do you think I am? - 55
What color would the sky be, if the ocean was red? - pink
Do you understand the theory of E=MC (I can't do the squared part) - ysadly yes
Ebay or Craigslist? - either
Ever bought magazine-like paper from Kinkos? -no..
What is your favorite flower? - any
Regular pencils or mechanical pencils? - Mechanical
Has the weather changed since I last asked? No
Are you sweating? No
Name 3 things you would take with you on a deserted island: charged phone,water and a survival how to book
If there was 27 seconds left before the sun exploded, what would you do? - CONFESS!! to everything
Do you ever wish there was no such thing as 'Last Words'? - nope
Are you deep or shallow? - i dunno
Are you a rock-a-holic? (for L.A folks only; write something random if not) - ......
Do you own a printer? - yeh and its outta ink
What kind of internet do you have? High speed or dial up? - High speed
You don't call fat people whales do you? That's wrong! - thats mean!
I find people who have constant moving feet a nuisance. Don't you? - no
Are you lactose intolerant? - nope
If not, when did you last eat pizza? - a week ago
Are you currently bloated? - Nope
CONGRATULATIONS!! 300 QUESTIONS COMPLETED. you deserve a break! -...gh *dead*
what color cell phone is best looking? - silver, black
does it bother you that i am writing all in lower case? - Nope
i'll stop, is that okay? - k
Do you know how to skateboard? -i wish
Snowboard? - No
Surf? - Nope
Do you like to write? - Depends
Do you like to ride bikes? _no
Do you like green eggs and ham? - ..i am not sam
Is curly hair cute or crazy? - depends
Is straight hair awesome or dull? - either
Are bald people jealous of haired people or not? - not really
Ever used an aspirin for something other than a pain? - no
Is lipstick disgusting? - yeah -___-
What do you do when you're bored? - sleep or draw
Have you ever been told that you're too quiet? - A-lot
What would you like for dinner tomorrow? -fish
Don't you hate when an adult annoys you? - YES
Do you smoke? You shouldn't it's a health hazard. - I know it's a health hazard, and I don't
Do you drink? You shouldn't it's a health hazard. - underaged
Are cupcakes delicious or what? - yeah!
Ever had fun with magnets? - yay!
Are you a genius? - i dunnoo
Have you ever been told that you were 'Brilliant'? - Nah, just very smart and a good speller
How was the meteorologist wrong about the weather last time? - He said rain...no rain
Are you engaged? - no
Do you like Yahoo Answers? - no
Do you have a favorite spot to sit in? - no
What is your favorite sport to watch? - None...
What is your favorite sport to play? - I don't play any...x.x
Are you even athletic? - No, I guess not
Do you watch the Olympics when it's on? - Nope
Do you have smiling eyes? - WTF
Do you have a good heart? (Doesn't mean medical conditions) - IDK
Would you want to be in love right now? - I am already
Name one reason why you're bored: - I can't sleep
Are you hungry, now? - No
Ever shopped at Aeropostale, Abercrombie & Fitch, or Hollister? - No
Ever wore a dress? - Yeah for a funeral
What is your race? - Human
Ever been in a race? Did you win? - A few....about 50/50
Are you a sore loser? - Nope
Do you need to bathe (shower or bath)? - Just took one
How many light switches are located in your home? - 30+
Is your cell phone ringing right now? - Nope
Are you glad? - Yeah
Last question... Was this a LONG survey? - yes BYE!
57 girl confessions
1. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?
yeah but i've never really been kissed on the forehead by a guy outside my family XD
2. A big poofy dress or a short party dress?
awesome knee lengthen party dress
3. What would you do if you received a long love letter?
umm panic and be like "OMG WHO WAS IT!!! IM SI SCARED!!"
4. Group dates or single dates?
Never been on a date .___. i think?
5. Do you hate it when guys act different around their friends?
YES!! IM UR FRIEND ACT THE SAME AROUND ME!!!
6. Are diamonds a girl’s best friend?
Not really, i like rubies or more
7. Is your hair up or down today?
Down :D
8. Do you straighten your hair?
no ... .___.
9. Favorite mascara?
hm i dunt wear them alot
10. Do you get your nails done?
sometimes not alot
11. Small or large purses?
medium/big or wat eva works
12. In your purse, what are your must haves?
Cell phone, MP3, money, book, ds, games, lipbalm, and otherstuff whoknows
13. Jeans or sweats?
Jeans or black sweats XD
14. Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry that’s uncomfortable?
No, but sometimes i do to break them in
15. Do you text message a lot?
...hmm more then a parent less then the average teen
16. What would you do if you got pregnant?
.........scream and panic
17. What’s your favorite color?
black/red
18. Heels or flats?
Flats life is easier with flats
19. Did you ever cry during a romantic movie?
Nhmm no sad movies
20. Would you ever leave the house without make-up on?
i wouldnt care unless its a formal thing
21. Walmart or Target?
Walmart YOU CAN GET ANYTHING THERE!!
22. Do you wear collared shirts?
yeah :D
23. Do you like preppy boys?
yeah but if he's a jerk, IMMA KNOCK HIS BLOCK OFF!! XD
24. Do you think lip gloss is the best!?
only if its strawberry or something good smelling :D
25. Do you own any big sunglasses?
no thats lame
26. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
30 minutes
27. Do you like to wear band-aids?
only if i have a cut
28. Do you like skater boys?
:D they cute but ........THEY'RE JERKS!! (only a few are okay)
29. Do you often wish there was something you could change?
doesnt everyone wish they could
30. Gold or silver?
Silver >> Lugia FTW XD
31. Do you like to receive flowers?
yes what girl doesnt
32. Do you like surfer boys?
umm i only met one so yea i guess
33. Do you dress up for the holidays?
.....sweaters and dress pants
34. Do you like to wear dresseses?
only nice ones
35. On a scale of 1-10 how much do guys confuse you?
15 they all do
36. In the last 48 hours have you hung out with a guy?
yeah i was in school
37. Would you date a guy shorter than you?
.___. sure if he had personality and he didnt confuse me like most guys
38. Do you like to hold hands?
it feels nice, to fee---- NOTHING!!! >////>
39. What is the youngest you would date?
2 year younger now but when im in my twenties 5 years younger the limit
40. What is the oldest you would date?
4-5 .__. im willing to date college people
41. What do you notice when you first meet a guy?
Eyes, smile, hair >>
42. Is it hott when guys sweat?
the looks yeah the smell, sweaty smell, EWWWWWW!!
43. What is the best feature in a guy?
Eyes, hair, and personality (athletic body type)
44. Do you like making eye contact?
...i get nervous and look down
46. Would you kill for chocolate?
no i have a mnot so high sweet tooth
47. Did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty for a guy?
.______. not really.....
48. On a scale from 1-10 how fun is shopping?
OVER 9000 BEETCH
49. Do you freak out if you miss your favorite show?
yeah!
50. Do you yell a lot?
i should yell alittle more
51. Do you wear sweatpants/pajamas to school/work?
not at all
52. Have you ever dressed unlike yourself to impress a guy?
never! if i wanna impress a guy, im gonna impress him with my own style
53. Do you write a lot of mushy love poems?
no
54. What makeup could you not live w/ out?
umm lip balm/lip gloss ...chap lips not fun
55. Do you fall in love easily?
sorta but i fall outta it easily, except if its worth it
56. Do you have cramps?
.....what lucky girl doesnt! i wanna know *holds bat*
57. Do you think you have the bestest friend ever?
yeah!! more then 1!!
a tag everyone!! xD
