Do you know anyone with the name Sam? - a classmate
I am Sam, by the way. What's your name? Naru Maru
What's more appealing to you: Exotic-unique names, or normal names? - unique names are sexy! :D
Do you use spoons or forks for ice cream? - Spoons... .___.
When was the last time you ate a Yoplait yogurt? - never? i think
When you were younger, did you ask your parent(s) for a pony/horse? - No.....
Ever had a freaky school project? - ....i was a british mart sells person XD
Has something ever traumatized you? - yes....
You ever had a word that you said in practically every sentence? -like like like
Are you one of the people who can't stand 'American Idol'? - i just dunt watch it AMERICAS BEST DANCE CREWS WHERE ITS AT!
Have you ever met a celebrity? Who? (if no then write some random thing) - no..
What did you have for dinner 2 weeks ago, on Thursday? - umm i dunno fish?
Are you, or know someone who is an atheist? -i know
Aren't Converse All-Stars awesome? - YEAH I KNOW RIGHT! IM WEARIN A PAIR NOW!! XD
Does TV deteriorate the mind? - ...only stupid shows
How old are you, sir (or ma'am)? - 16.5 :D
Ever been to IHOP? - .______. they're pancake are like crack YOU CANT STOP EATING THEM!!!
Do you know the reason that the sky is blue, or don't you? - ....no and why do i care
Ever dreamt of becoming an astronaut? - no cant stand space
Is space scary to you because we are unaware of how wide or long it is? - no..
Which gender is more superior? - males have natural muscle but FEMALE CAN GET BETTER AND WE HAVE BRAINS!! BWAHAHAH!
Be honest, are you more about looks or personality in a partner? - personality...look alone is just eye candy with umm benefits >.>
Do you, or know someone who paints their toenails? - i do:D they're blackish purple or blue now :D
Why is it that you get so bored? Life not exciting enough? - im a boring person? XD idk
Ever been told you were absolutely nuts? - too many to count
What is your favorite Airline? -.... it dunt matter to me
?Puede hablar usted espa?ol? - Si, Yo hablo en espanol. yo es en el clase de espanol
If you didn't understand that then answer No above (:
Are you hungry? - sorta
Do you like the color purple? - yeah its cool
Do you like new or classic music better?- ..either :D
How about in terms of cars? (new or classic) - im an idiot with cars
Have you ever seen your love/crush kissing someone else? - yeah but thats always....i have a crush and i dunt do much then they get a girlfriend... thats just life for me
Ever seen a crush/love kissing your friend? - .......that'd be odd but no
Laptop or Regular computer? - laptop would be nice but regular computer
What is your favorite type of weather? - nice sunny with alittle breeze
Do you live in Los Angeles or New York? - neither
Ever seen the movie, 'The Wizard of Oz'? - Yes! i wanna go to OZ!!
Which is better Jack in the Box mini sirloin burgers or BK'S mini burgers? - BK's mini burgers
Have you ever eaten at Western Sizzlin' or the Sizzler? - wut?
Do birds chirp a lot near your home? - yeah alot!
Do you have a pet or pets? - no just in my imagination
Have you ever won a goldfish at a fair/carnival? - that'd be cool but naw
Isn't littering wrong? - yeah D: t kills animals!
Do you have a crush? or a boyfriend/girlfriend? - neither
Would/Have you ever cheat(ed) on someone? - i'd hate if someone cheated on me im not gonna be that person someone puts their heart into and crush them... ._______. im not a cunt
Has love been good to you? - ...i wish but no
Do you like Ford Mustangs? - wuts that?
Is 'hot' a compliment, or a temperature? - hmmm both! :D
Would you rather be an ant, or a whale? (tiny or huge)- so beached or crushed neither
Do you know your IQ? - i dunno
Do you know what IQ stands for? - Intelligence Quotient (didnt even bother changing the last answer)
Did you know there is a 2 year old with an iQ of 156? That's crazy! - hmm my future child XD
What cell phone do you have/or want? - i have Verizon, its pretty okay
Yahoo or Google? For Email. - neither aim! and yahoo XD
Yahoo or Google? As a Search Engine.- Google
Do you ever think that maybe one day pigs WILL fly? - ....... they flew i mean if a pig had to get from Pennsylvania to Utah, r u gonna drive it?
Would you be courageous enough to be a bull fighter? - heck no
Which do you say more often, 'Yikes!' or 'Whoa!'? - WHOA!
This is a break for you. No question. Just type any random thing.- TALKIN ANTEATER!!
Back to business. Do you like the band paramore? - i LOVE PARAMORE!! HALEY WILLAMS FTW!
Are you one of those Twilight freaks? - used too.. sadly but it got stupid
Are you a book worm, or the opposite? - bookworm :D
Does music make you more intelligent or decrease your knowledge? - increases....except with songs that are really studpid
Act like a genius, and sound extraordinarily intelligent right now! - BLUE BOOBS IN THREE-DEE!!!
What is your honest opinion on abortion? Would you do it? - abortion is murder but idunno theres good reasons and bad reasons to do it
Do you or do you not wear a purity ring? - i dunt wear one .___.
Regular bacon or Turkey Bacon? - regular.. >>
Do you cuss/swear? - MOTHER*BLEEP* *bleep* this *bleep!!!*
Do you own a watch? - used to but i dunt
Do you think that sun block truly protects you from harmful UV rays? -.. i dunno
Do you know what UV rays stand for?- Ultra violent
Is Perez Hilton really the 'Queen of Media'? - Perez is the guy paris can do what she did in south park for all i care
Do you know what causes a headache? - to many bothersome things
Can people's brains actually hurt from thinking TOO hard? - yeah .__.
Own a Wii or other video game console? -....yeah .__.
Have a pair of Vans shoes lying around somewhere? - i wish they are sexy shoes
How often do you pray? If you ever pray at all... - Sometimes
At your school, is/was it called Homeroom or Advisory? - homeroom .__.
Do you like Coldplay? - i dunt like and dunt hate coldplay i dunt listen to them is all
Do you spell love: LUV or LOVE? - lovr but luv over text
Can you see the hairs on your face? (not including mustache, or beard) - umm yeah sorta
Do you like Universal Studios? - ehh yeah its fun
Are you tired or full of energy currently? - tired .__.
Are you introverted or extroverted or don't know what either means? - introverted till u get to know me
Are you REALLY going to post this somewhere? - Yes i typed this long thing so far i'd might as well
Are you embarrassed easily? - i try and act like i dont but i do XD
Isn't photography amazing? - Yeah! its so great especially when its nature
Do you like muffins? - cupcakes FTW!! MUFFINS ARE UGLY CUPCAKES!!
Be honest, do you still, every once in a while, watch Spongebob? - SpongeBob will never die i watch it still!
Who came up with the phrase 'Come out of the closet'? - some person i dunno
When was the last time you met someone named Nick? - my friend nick at school
Ever had a crazy dream about your crush? What happened? - yeah we kissed but this was a long time ago
Are you in Pacific or Eastern Timing? Or neither? - eastern
Do you like meat, or are you a vegetarian? - meaat, but im actually thing of becoming a semi-vegetarian
What was the coolest dinosaur ever? - MIKASAROUS
Congratulations, 100 QUESTIONS COMPLETED! Round of applause. - .____. i feel umm accomplished?
When did you last get a cramp in your calf? - this winter when i stretched while i was in bed,
Did you know a calf is another word for a baby cow? - .. .__. VEAL!!!
Ever had growing pains? - sadly
Which is worse
Love of being sick or Sick of being loved - love of sick
Chocolate Moose (the animal) or a Penguin in a Tuxedo (a real one)? -choclate moose penguins rock!
Humans walking on hands or Animals floating upside down? - .......animals floating....one may drop a Hershey chocolate
That was a bit boring, huh? Not long enough, either. - ..i have time
Do you use WiFi or A device that gives you internet access? - a device
Who's the first person near you within a 10 feet radius? - my ds? XD
Ever worn a garlic necklace to protect yourself from vampires? - no, i'd love it if a vampire bit me XD
Isn't that silly? - ..this tag is odd
Are you superstitious on Friday the 13th? - lucky day!
Are you a male or a female? - ......isnt that the first question you usually ask, girl
Live in a house, apartment, condo, or other? -a house
Do you drive a car yet? - i wish
Do you think that this generation of youth is spoiled and ungrateful? - some....
Do you think that this generation of youth has terrible taste in music? - no i like our music
Ever been complimented on your intelligence? -XD yeah but im an idiot XD
Have you been insulted because of your intelligence level? - ...sadly yes
Are you an expert at finding grammatical errors in web documents? - nope not at all
Are/were you good in your English classes in school? - umm b-
What's your greatest phobia? - being rejected
Do you give into teenage gossip? - ..umm i try not to
Do you have both of your parents still? - .. i dunno i guess if u'd call them together
Ever thought that rap stood for 'Retards Attempting Poetry'? - .__. bad rap only never good rap
Have you ever contemplated writing your own genre of music? - i'd fail epicly
What is one thing you wish you had? I wish I had a better vocabulary. - .....i wish i had allotta things
Ever read a book for FUN and ENTERTAINMENT instead of television? - yeah its fun
Do you need or use glasses or contacts? - glasses but i need contacts
Has your wallet or purse ever been stolen off the streets? - No, and i'm happy it wasnt
Do you wear cologne or perfume daily? - nope, icant remember to do it every morning
When was your last date? - umm if jr prom counts AWESOME!
Do you consider Hollister shoppers to be 'Preps'? - YEAH....
Do you despise or love cheerleaders? - ehh depends on whether they are annoying
What would you name your first child? - boy: Jayden girl: Alica/Kira
Do you plan on marriage one day? - Hopefully yes
Do you keep a diary/journal that you ACTUALLY put entries in? - umm i used to
What did you eat for breakfast last Tuesday? - umm cereal
Ever had breakfast at noon? - only during summer and weekends
Ever bought gigantic sunglasses? - they're unattractive, to me so i dunt even wear them XD
Do you like Sees lollipops? - XD
Do you have any siblings? - bro and sis
Would/Do you annoy them like crazy? - ehh theres an age gap so not really
Do you have a New Hampshire quarter? - yeah?
Name to me types of dogs you know: - chihahaha, poodle and thats all XD
Do you have a photographic memory? - i wish
If you do, try and memorize the next question it will be asked for later. -.___. okay?
If I told you that a dollar bill was near your room, would you believe me?? - no, u dunt know my home!
Don't forget it, now. Anywho, do you like Disney singers? - older ones were better
Do you have a pack of huge tacks anywhere? - ..no?
Do you use fluorescent light bulbs? It's eco-friendly! - i think i dunt buy the light bulbs
Will the polar bears go extinct before you die? - no im betting on penguins
Are you 50% psychic? - hmm i dunno i haven't had any psychic moments lately
Ever bought a turtle? - noo.....
Ever eaten sushi and hated it? - sushi = ♥♥♥♥♥
Is tape really invisible? - no just clear
Do you like Hot Limon Cheetos? - hmm sounds tasty
When did you last eat a Quiznos or Subway sandwich? - last month probably
Ever heard of a Samwich? - yeah :D
Use red or blue pens more? - red more
What's the weather mostly where you live? - nice and sunnyish now
What about temperature? - 70's
Where was your last vacation? -baltimore
Was there a special occasion? - no just a convention
How old were you at your first wedding? - 11-12
What is your dream job? - Artist or something where i do nothing
Met your true love yet? - i dunno
Do you know someone who recently found their true love? - i think i do know someone like that
What is your favorite continent? - Europe and Asia
What is the best flavor in the world? - pomegranate, strawberry and pinapple
Eat barbeque sauce as a snack? -ewww!
Are you too stereotypical? - sometimes
Do you like basketball, football, soccer, or baseball more? - umm soccer cause i enjoy playing it more
Ever been to FreeRice.com? - just now
So, are you more or less bored since you started? - hmm probably the same level
If on a laptop, how much battery do you have left? I have 65% - UNLIMITED ITS A NORMAL COMPUTER!
How tall are you? - 5'6-5'7
Do you think future generations might see this survey on Bzoink in 2999? - who knows maybe
Have you realized that we are in A.D. time? - ....elementary kiddies
Just think, 3013 A.D. they might think of us, too. We'd be ancient to them - .___. them and they confounded flying machine!!!
Are you a compassionate person? - what does that word mean XD
Is the mirror your best friend or your worst enemy? - worst friend -__-
Your opinion on French Fries: - BK AND MICKY D'S ARE THE BEST!!
Do you say potatoes or potaters? - Potatoes
What is your favorite TV series? - Americas best dance crew
What about favorite webpage? - Theotaku, gaia, and other sites
Do you say webpage or website? Website
Did you know the government was looking at your last sent email?? - I DID NOTY HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT SHOTA *IS SHOT*
Is there a UFO within 2,000 miles of you? - hope its friendly
What would your reaction be if a meteor was falling into Earth? - it was bounded t happen again
What is your greatest accomplishment? - passing a physics test
What is your favorite cellular providing company? - umm duno
What song is the most annoying to you?- -_______- probably some miley cyrus songs
Do you have road rage? - i have Simpson's road rage the game
Ever been to the South? - yeah great place
Ever saw the great ocean? Which Ocean? - i think not
Give yourself another round of applause, 200 questions completed! - ........*dies*
But, we're back to questions. How do you feel? - *twitchs*
Ever told someone 'I feel like a million bucks!'? - no....
How does it feel to feel like money? Papery? - great! like i have power
Are you literal or not so serious? - not serious at all XD
If there was a 100 ft tall, 900 lb. spider, would you be frightened? - run the hell away!!
Ever wondered why you took this LONG survey in the first place - i dunt
It may NEVER end. How would you feel about that? - dammit
Do you use any Instant messaging programs? - yeah aim
Have an email address? - afew
Do you know a homosexual who can't find love? - hmm i guess idunno
Are you staring at a stain on a piece of clothing? - No...why?
Favorite part of the opposite gender: - the personality, and eyes
What word comes to mind when I say monkey? - bubbles
Do you celebrate holidays? - Yes
How many bottles of Windex are at the nearest store?? Find out!! .....20?
Ever wanted to pierce something you weren't allowed to pierce? - my lip would be cool
Please, don't tell me where you wanted it! Instead write something random. JHFKKKDKSKKKDKKDFK
Have you ever experienced heartburn? - i think?
Does it really feel like your heart is burning? -no
When did you last eat popcorn? - two weeks ago
Were you toy crazy as a young child? - yeah sadly XD
Are you mature for your age? - ...im so immature XD its sad
Were you ever interested in psychology? The study of the mind. -yeah i wanted to major in it at one point
You ever been in an earthquake? Where was it? - no
Do you know what the longest survey on Bzoink is? - this stupid thing
Well, do you know how many questions it has? - ......... i dunt wanna count!!
What is your favorite city? - i dunno
Do you prefer the colon: or the semi-colon;? - : ?
Did you realize I wrote that grammatically incorrect? -no
Sandals or sneakers? - both
Do your feet sweat in the heat? - .....i think not
What color is your right pinky's nail? -black and white
Ever wonder why it's called the 'pinky'? It's not PINK? - ........im tired it dunt matter
Did you know our blood cells are actually blue-ish but turn red in oxygen? - yeah .__.
I couldn't say that last question right because of the limited space......- nice
So, what's up? - the sky u?
Who is your best friend? - alotta people
Who is your favorite cousin? - umm lydia and scottisa
Are you bored, STILL?? - YES!
Do you use hand sanitizer? - yeah
How many hours of sleep did you get, last time you slept? - 8 hours
What is the current time? 12:56 am
Are you as bored as I am? - yeah .__.
Well, how would you know how bored I am compared to your boredom? - ..how does a orange eat a watermelon
CAPS or lower case? - either
What color of eyes is the most beautiful to you? - gray
Do you own a camera? - yeah
Have you had lunch today? - fries
How about dinner? - nope
What is the best car ever made? - i dunno
Is facial hair on men revolting? -no goatees are cute
Do you like circular or triangular shaped lips? Look closely at them. - tri?
Do you have hairy arms? - no
Which type of food is best Chinese, Japanese, American, Italian, or Mexican - either is great!
How do you greet someone? - hello
Do you agree that swearing is strongly inappropriate at all times? - No not at all
Have you ever been in love? - i dunno
In love with someone who you can clearly never have as your own? -...no love interest now .__.
What was your childhood comfort item? - Oliver my kitty plushie
What color is your room? - lilac
Have an annoying family member? -who doesnt!
Do you have a psychologist, lawyer, or medical doctor in your family? - nurse?
I have a question for you, what did I ask you to remember? That if there was a dollar bill near my room, would I believe you.
Did you remember it, yes or no? - yeah
Have you eaten at Panda Express? - HOT CHOCOLATE!
What is the current time? - 1:02am
Are you keeping track of the number of questions you've answered? - WHY WOULD I DO THAT!
You have answered each question honestly, right? - Yeah
Are you listening to any music? -yes
Put some AWESOME Lyrics here -"god placed a permanent rain cloud over my head but he was kind enough to lend me a holy umbrella"
Do you draw hearts in your notebook? (if you're a girl, if not then skip) - sometimes
When and where is your next vacation? - july 2010 baltimore
How are you planning on getting to this place?- car
What's your favorite way of transportation? - walking
Can you guess my age? - 9001
How old do you think I am? - 55
What color would the sky be, if the ocean was red? - pink
Do you understand the theory of E=MC (I can't do the squared part) - ysadly yes
Ebay or Craigslist? - either
Ever bought magazine-like paper from Kinkos? -no..
What is your favorite flower? - any
Regular pencils or mechanical pencils? - Mechanical
Has the weather changed since I last asked? No
Are you sweating? No
Name 3 things you would take with you on a deserted island: charged phone,water and a survival how to book
If there was 27 seconds left before the sun exploded, what would you do? - CONFESS!! to everything
Do you ever wish there was no such thing as 'Last Words'? - nope
Are you deep or shallow? - i dunno
Are you a rock-a-holic? (for L.A folks only; write something random if not) - ......
Do you own a printer? - yeh and its outta ink
What kind of internet do you have? High speed or dial up? - High speed
You don't call fat people whales do you? That's wrong! - thats mean!
I find people who have constant moving feet a nuisance. Don't you? - no
Are you lactose intolerant? - nope
If not, when did you last eat pizza? - a week ago
Are you currently bloated? - Nope
CONGRATULATIONS!! 300 QUESTIONS COMPLETED. you deserve a break! -...gh *dead*
what color cell phone is best looking? - silver, black
does it bother you that i am writing all in lower case? - Nope
i'll stop, is that okay? - k
Do you know how to skateboard? -i wish
Snowboard? - No
Surf? - Nope
Do you like to write? - Depends
Do you like to ride bikes? _no
Do you like green eggs and ham? - ..i am not sam
Is curly hair cute or crazy? - depends
Is straight hair awesome or dull? - either
Are bald people jealous of haired people or not? - not really
Ever used an aspirin for something other than a pain? - no
Is lipstick disgusting? - yeah -___-
What do you do when you're bored? - sleep or draw
Have you ever been told that you're too quiet? - A-lot
What would you like for dinner tomorrow? -fish
Don't you hate when an adult annoys you? - YES
Do you smoke? You shouldn't it's a health hazard. - I know it's a health hazard, and I don't
Do you drink? You shouldn't it's a health hazard. - underaged
Are cupcakes delicious or what? - yeah!
Ever had fun with magnets? - yay!
Are you a genius? - i dunnoo
Have you ever been told that you were 'Brilliant'? - Nah, just very smart and a good speller
How was the meteorologist wrong about the weather last time? - He said rain...no rain
Are you engaged? - no
Do you like Yahoo Answers? - no
Do you have a favorite spot to sit in? - no
What is your favorite sport to watch? - None...
What is your favorite sport to play? - I don't play any...x.x
Are you even athletic? - No, I guess not
Do you watch the Olympics when it's on? - Nope
Do you have smiling eyes? - WTF
Do you have a good heart? (Doesn't mean medical conditions) - IDK
Would you want to be in love right now? - I am already
Name one reason why you're bored: - I can't sleep
Are you hungry, now? - No
Ever shopped at Aeropostale, Abercrombie & Fitch, or Hollister? - No
Ever wore a dress? - Yeah for a funeral
What is your race? - Human
Ever been in a race? Did you win? - A few....about 50/50
Are you a sore loser? - Nope
Do you need to bathe (shower or bath)? - Just took one
How many light switches are located in your home? - 30+
Is your cell phone ringing right now? - Nope
Are you glad? - Yeah
Last question... Was this a LONG survey? - yes BYE!
