{yes another recycled post, I found this fun little one while chatting with Kin Inu ^^}
Hiei: Yes, today I will be showing you how to flambé French toast. First you take ze eggs like so and crack them ever so slightly in the palm of your hand. We’ll add just a little bit of milk and now comes the fun part…WE BEAT THEM! Yes in the kitchen a whisk is a cook’s best friend! And we beat the eggs…and beat the eggs…then BEAT them SOME MORE!!! HAHAHA!!! *reaching over to the side* Now we’ll take…wait a minute…what is this camera doing on the counter? *brings face close up to lens, peers in with one eye then backs up so it captures full face* So you thought you’d have a little fun with me did you? Take this as a fair warning: DON’T MESS WITH ME!
*Hiei pulls Dragon of the Darkness Flame on the camera. Flames ensue as picture fuzzles out*
*Meanwhile in the Secret Lair*
Refi: Aw too bad. He is always pretending he’s a famous chef when no one’s watching and I was looking forward to putting his “show” on the air. We didn’t even get to him flambé-ing!
Kurama Clone #2: I think we got flambéd. Let’s just hope the chords went up with the camera so he doesn’t think to follow them to us!
Refi: OH NO! The evidence! How will we dispose of it? We’ll have to eat it!
Kurama Clone #2: What?
Refi: *shoving chords in mouth, mumbling* azheleavesdekitchen ifhetripsondechords heelfollowdemtous!
Kurama Clone #2: ^^; Eh, I believe dumping them in the river would be safer.
Refi: *still mumbling* anwataboutdefishies? *spits out chords* PATOUI We should be concerned about the enviroment you know!
Kurama Clone #2: How about we give them to Gadget from Rescue Rangers, I bet she could use them…
Refi: Great idea until/unless Hiei finds them…
