Hiei and Raven have been dropped into the Bog of Eternal Stench. What will they do next?
*Chilly Down (with the Wild Gang) can be heard very faintly in the background*
Ludo: SMEEEEELLLLL BAAAADDD!!!
Raven: Yes. We know already. Complaining won’t make the smell go away.
Ludo: Sarah Friend.
Raven: My name is not Sarah it’s Raven.
Ludo: Raven Friend.
Raven: Lucky me.
Hiei: Can we just get out of here?
Sarah’s voice: *in the distance* Oh, what is it?
Hoggle’s voice: *in the distance* The Bog of Eternal Stench!
Ludo: *pointing in the direction of the two newcomers* Sarah!
Hiei: *grabbing Raven’s arm* Quick.
*He runs (at a normal speed since his demon speed doesn’t work here either) with her to a nearby bridge where they are stopped by a small furry Muppet.*
Raven: Oh look, a fox.
Hiei: We found Kurama.
Sir Didymus: Of what speaketh thou?
Hiei: We just need to find the Detective and it will feel just like home >.>
Sir Didymus: HALT! None may pass without my permission.
Raven: We are trying to get out of here.
*From behind Raven and Hiei, enters Baby Piggy, Baby Kermit, and Baby Rowlf in costumes*
Baby Rowlf: Don’t worry, I can handle this. *starts yowling*
*In response to his cries, rocks start emerging from the Bog of Eternal Stench in a straight row. The three baby cartoons start to cross. Raven and Hiei look at each other then decide to follow.*
Baby Gonzo’s voice: Be careful, if you stick just a nostril into the bog, you will stink for life! WOOPIE!!!
*Screaming like Tarzan, Baby Gonzo swoops in by a vine and crashes right into Baby Piggy, causing her to fall into the Bog. The surrounding fade into an animated atmosphere where the rocks change into pillow cushions laid out across the floor of a nursery. Piggy is sitting nearby on the ground very displeased.*
Baby Piggy: OOOO! GONZO! *stands up and starts to chase him* You’re going to pay for that!
Hiei: Out of the frying pan…
Raven: At least it doesn’t smell here.
Hiei: *holds up hand to summon the Dark Fist-but nothing* Our powers are still ineffective.
Baby Fozzy: *walking across with Scooter and Skeeter* “Free” dollars! Get it? Wakka wakka!
IN THE SINISTER ROOM WITH THE SINISTER FIGURE AND A BOUND KURAMA
Sinister Voice: It is a lot of fun isn’t it? Instead of a movie, I sent them to a cartoon that features that movie. Here anything can happen simply by the power of your imagination! Bet you would like to take a date there huh? Oh wait, she already is there! *small sinister laugh* Too bad for them they haven’t figured that secret out. Although they both prefer to fight, perhaps I should send them somewhere where they can fight their way out? *images to character’s mentioned appear on the screen as mentioned* Now let’s see, Skeletor? Dragonis? Shredder? Or…maybe Cell-the Perfect Warrior- would be more in their league? *video game like animation {8bit, not the detailed Wii style} shows Cell beating up and blowing up Hiei and then Raven* I would love to see Hiei’s power compared to a Sayians! *Cell does a victory pose with head shots of Hiei and Raven at the bottom of the screen with X’s for eyes and Red X’s across their faces* *medium sinister laugh*
Kurama: *struggling to break free* What is you’re point in all of this?!
Sinister Voice: My point? Hmmm…Well…It sure makes life more interesting. And don’t worry, there still is a chance they may win against even the strongest fighters that cartoons and anime have to offer. But if they survive, it would only make them stronger-strong enough to face me. You know they can’t beat me as they are! But I can’t have them face me right now because Everyone enjoys a happy ending.
*Kurama stops struggling and watches the screen intently as it shows Raven and Hiei back in the nursery. The Sinister Voice lets out a big sinister laugh.*
BACK IN THE NURSURY
*The background changes to a sci-fi setting and Hiei’s hand lights up while Baby Kermit and Baby Gonzo cross in front of Hiei and Raven clashing Light Sabers.*
Raven: Perhaps like this it would be easier to break out. Azere…
Baby Gonzo: *thrown back into Raven which causes her to fall onto Hiei so both of their attempts are interrupted* You may have defeated me, Luke Skyhopper, but someone stronger will come take my place! Behold! Here comes…NANNY VADER!!!
*The scene returns to the nursery setting and Raven gets off of Hiei. At the door stands a pair of tennis shoes with white and green stockings attached under a pink skirt.*
Nanny: Wow kids. You certainly seem to be having fun. Do you have time to take a break for a snack?
Muppet Babies: YAY!!! *gathers around the table where Nanny comes to set down a plate of treats*
Nanny: Oh, I didn’t know there was company, I’m afraid there isn’t enough for you two. I could make some more and be right back with it.
Raven: *stunned that she and Hiei are being acknowledged for the first time* No thank you, we’re not hungry.
Hiei: We were just leaving anyway.
Nanny: Oh. Then I’d be happy to escort you out.
*Raven and Hiei follow the pair of stockings out of the nursery, leaving the Babies to discuss the meaning of escort or “S. Court”*
Baby Animal: Goooooo bye bye! Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah!
Nanny: *opening front door* Thank you for visiting, have a pleasant day.
*It is bright outside but Raven and Hiei oblige to escape the madness. After going ‘outside’ the door closes behind them and their eyes adjust to complete and total…whiteness. Everywhere around, above, and below is completely white except Hiei and Raven themselves.*
Raven: Great. Even the door is gone.
Hiei: *glowing in fire* No matter. At least my powers are back now! *focuses using Jagan*
*Raven crosses her legs to float and meditate. Suddenly they both point in the same direction.*
Hiei and Raven: THAT WAY! *they look at each other and then take off-Hiei zipping and Raven flying-fast as they can go as if it were a race*
Hiei: You prove to be a formidable opponent.
Raven: I haven’t even started yet.
Hiei: Neither have I!
*The two continue to head for their goal with determined smiles on their faces. They go at top speed for what seems like days but it doesn’t faze them. Continuing their speed of light pace, eventually a dark dot in the distance appears in the field of white. For another day or more it stays a dot, just growing bigger ever so slightly at a time. Until finally they can make out to what looks like a mantle clock with a giant hour glass on each side. Running/Flying some more they both finally arrive at the oasis, Raven stopping over the visible ground right before Hiei sets foot on it and she resorts to standing from her hover. Barely daunted, they both take a deep quiet breath.*
Raven: Beat you.
Hiei: Who said it was a race?
Raven: Why were you trying to get ahead of me?
Hiei: Because I didn’t want you to get us lost.
Raven: *coy* I think you enjoyed it.
Hiei: I think we need to get out of this place.
*They walk across the platform which seems to have less gravitational pull on them then when they were racing. They throw the door open and find themselves in an open area with marble columns and flooring and scattered palm trees. They walk out towards a group of cartoons.*
Raven: I wonder where we are this time.
Hiei: It doesn’t matter, as long as I can use my Jagan.
*The group of Z fighters turn to them with bewildered looks on their faces.*
Krillin: Whew! Don’t scare us like that! It sounded like Android 17 came back or something!
Piccolo: How did you get here? No one else has entered the Hyperbolic Time Chamber.
Raven: We’re not exactly sure. But we need to find our way back to the Tower of Terror.
Krillin: Well, we’re on a tower now, and if you were to fall off, that would be a terror ^^ That first step is one doozey of a ride!
Hiei: It’s pointless talking to these fools, from here we can get back to YYH and then back to the tower…and then we’ll make HIM pay *shrouded in a fiery aura*
Trunks: Hey! Can you guys stick around for a while? We have a problem, and maybe you could help us out.
Hiei: You fools should pull your own weight.
Krillin: Wait yeah! With Cell in his perfect form, you two probably have just the help we need to defeat him! *nudgenudge* And hey, it’s quite the challenge he might be in league with the “him” you’re after in that terror tower and all that…
So just before the Cell Games, two new warriors appear. But, they seem to have an agenda of their own. Will they stay and support the Z Force, and are they the key to ridding Cell for good? Find out Next time On CC-Date-Z!!!
