- Created By I Remember
Dear Orochimaru.
Dear Orochimaru,
I don't know why you're talking like that. Stop it.
Sincerely, annoyed with your lack of grammar and proper wording,
Sasuke
P.S. I am not holding your damn snakes for you. Hold them yourself.
Dear Photo Album.
Dear Old Photos,
Why do I even still look at you?
Sincerely, stuck only with memories,
Sasuke
Dear Itachi.
Dear Itachi,
I'll accept my payment for giving you a haircut now. I've already taken half of the payment in your pride but I don't feel that it's sufficient to cover your charge.
Sincerely, your friendly neighborhood barber,
Sasuke
Dear Birthday.
Dear Birthday,
I don't know who decided all birthdays have to be celebrated with cake. I don't like sweets and I don't want a fucking cake today. I'll be happy with a basket of tomatoes, even if they have candles stuck in them..
Sincerely, changing the rules of the birthday "cake",
Sasuke
P.S. I'm the birthday boy today. Deal with it.
