Hi I'm Dranzerstorm
You may remember me as a regular contestant on the caption battle contest.
Welcome to Retro Retrospective, my world dedicated to the old guard of the Otaku world; expect some reviews of the old & obscure, and in-depth geeky knowledge with the occasional top ten and I now have a logo.

Little info about me
Well I'm British and I'm in to all things animated and nostalgia.
I've grown up with every cartoon going and have watched hundreds of anime.
Oh and to answer a question I was asked once, no I don't wear glasses in real life, I would wear Loke's sunglasses though.

Battle Girl High School Review

Yet another underwhelming girls anime.

The Irousu are arriving in waves on earth and it's up to the Star Guardians of Shinjugamin to stop them, things are set in play when a hyper competent aloof guardian named Misaki shows up easily defeating most Irousu on arrival, with things gradually escalating and the lives of the class to indulge in, can the Star Guardians stop the creeping force coming.
We live in a post Love Live society when copy cat anime based on service games keep cropping up, at worst they are super bland and at best I can pick a character and ask them to serve a better anime, the cast is too big for a 12 episode run and lacks any bite with a plot twist so predictable I figured it out by episode 2, even the costumes lack impact which you'd think would be a selling point, no dub, but that's a good thing, I'm not in the mood for it.
Final Verdict: Short review but it doesn't deserve a long one, it's painfully generic with elements done so much better in better anime.

Alya Sometimes Hides Her Feelings in Russian Review

Sometimes I remember that I should post here.

Alya is a student of Russian descent who is a member of the student council, she develops a crush on Masachika who has his own history with a mysterious Russian girl, with Masachika ending up the student council and in the running against his sister, he decides to support Alya in this endeavor, Alya does indeed confess her feelings in Russian but Masachika can understand it.
Start with the good, Alya herself is perfect because both sub and dub voices are done by fluent Russian speakers so her routine is believable, and there's a lot of charm for it to be a solid rom com.
But maybe it's because the dub has a bad habit of inserting it's own jokes and memes that have no bearing on the original script, I feel that there is too much winking at the camera and the whole routine with Yuki Suou just makes it harder to watch, but I think it's biggest weakness is that I felt that the anime was over so quickly that I didn't really remember half of what I watched.
The dub is well cast but not well scripted, way too much self aware humour.
Final Verdict: It seems to have more respect for the Russian language than it does it's audience, that you'll forget what it was even about.

Classroom For Heroes Review

With all the talk of AI, especially when this site has been ravaged by AI bots, I think this anime will be a warning.

Blade is a former hero given a second chance at the prestigious Hero Academy with the intention of making as many friends as possible, starting with class Queen Earnest Flaming, he gradually wins over all the students especially the female ones by being the most broken invincible character possible.
You can immediately see better versions of each character in other anime, it's been a pet peeve of mine for a while now but whenever it comes up it bears repeating, if you are doing an expy of a famous character, don't make it so bloody obvious!
Sophie is a clone who is an expy of another clone who copies the abilities of the hero and like AI, can't quite do it, and she's the main subplot of the anime, the rest is stupid antics with no stakes, just someone's poorly drawn male fantasy, it's cheap, it's boring, it's not even funny and it's exactly the type of shit AI would create, the only real shocking thing about this anime is that it wasn't created by AI.
No dub, but I can immediately see who would voice which character.
Final Verdict: It looks, feels and plays like an AI slop anime but it was made with human hands, these titles worry me as this sort of generic anime is becoming too normal.

Footnotes - If we ever see an actual fully made AI anime, then that means I have to praise every shit anime I've ever reviewed for being made by human hands.
I never want to give them that kind of credit, so keep that AI machine away from anime, otherwise this is the type of thing it will create.

Yohane the Parhelion Review

It's been so long.

Yohane having failed an audition to become a great idol, reluctantly returns home to the quiet town of Numazu; reunited with her doggo guardian Lailaps, Yohane attempts to rediscover herself and discover a side of Numazu she didn't expect to see as she makes friends with other local girls all the while a dark miasma attempts to disrupt Yohane's new life.
If you think this sounds like Love Live or even looks like Love Live, you'd be correct as it's part of the same universe, however just like Love Live it lacks uniqueness in it's cast with some designs being recycled, the supernatural elements do little to change the fact that this story really doesn't work, Yohane herself barely saves her character as she starts off quite selfish.
The anime just suffers from an identity crisis, not enough idol to be idol, not really fantasy enough to be a fantasy, not enough slice of life to slice up, the anime is stuck in this unhealthy balance.
At least it was wholesome.
No dub to speak of.
Final Verdict: A hodge podge of genres that are all fighting to control the series

Vandread Review

These gender wars are getting out of hand.

Hibiki is a mechanic from the all male planet of Tarak, while preparing his mecha with his new part, an attack by pirates from Mejere causes an incident that fuses the pirates and Tarak's ships together, Hibiki along with two others get captured by the all female pirates, thrown into an unusual situation and faced with a new threat, the all female led crew must work with their male prisoners to survive.
A fascinating look at the ever opposing forces of men and women produces some interesting insight into the way the two worlds are run.
The following exerts are taken from TV Tropes.

Tarak: The world of the men that's based on totalitarian and militaristic societies. Due to being on a desert planet, they have little resources and focus on efficient use of resources. They focus on mobility, practicality, and one's inner strength in order to survive... to a fault, as everyone is essentially conscripted, there is no social mobility and there is zero tolerance for self-expression, only service and all-encompassing conformity to the Tarak ideal.

Mejere: The world of women, coming from a lush world full of Crystal Spires and Togas. They are very technologically advanced with a culture the polar opposite of the men. However, due to excessive waste of resources and hyper-competitiveness, they are plagued by internal conflicts amongst themselves which has generated a hub for Space Pirates that attack both sides.

In short, Tarak is basically Russia while Mejere is basically United States
But we don't see Tarak or nearly another men to really give a solid argument as the cast is mostly female and you can bet that there is a lot of straw feminist moments that derail alot of the character development in the story, it's not as egregious as Ben-To and Love Hina's Ume and Naru who pretty much hit men for breathing wrong but considering that near the end of season one, the crew suddenly turn on the male characters for a mere accident and misunderstanding which nearly gets the crew killed, Duelo had the right attitude, wait for it to blow over.
Not all the cast are like this, the older cast along with half the pilots are much better representations of women and when only two out of the four men shows any kind of maturity, there's very little to play off.
It's complex story notes can make this a chore to watch but has some fun and heartwarming moments.
Dub is pretty good a high standard of the era.
Final Verdict: it's decent and compares favourable to Nadesico and Captain Tylor but be prepared to deal with frustrating moments.