After over a week of releasing all of my hate, let's return to our regular reviews starting with a quick one.
Clamp in Wonderland is a music video showcasing the history of Clamp works from their early days along with a sequel that brings in the first half of the 00s, as it is a music video I cannot talk about voice acting or actual plot as there is none. The best I can compare this to are the openings to Project X Zone another well known crossover, there really isn't much to criticise but it proves how good Clamp are at design and visuals, both music videos look gorgeous.
Final Verdict: it shows what Clamp are good at without any story to drag it down.
Okay let's bring this home so I can talk about normal anime again.
10. Psychic Force
I was angry at the lack of effort that went into making this, it's not that hard to make a fighting game anime.
9. The Super Milk-Chan Show
Imagine the worst elements of Ren and Stimpy in anime form. That's what this show is, I have actively tried to forget this show existed.
8. Rumbling Hearts
The most bull shit romance plot ever put to anime.
7. Kill Me Baby
Worst comedy ever, you know you screwed up when the dub voices give up caring.
6. Diabolik Lovers
Congratulations, you managed to be worst than Twilight, that's not an achievement, I'm just saying it out of pity.
5. X/1999 and Movie
This is Clamp at it's worst. It's one of the most poorly structured stories I've ever sat through and the bigger insult is that they still haven't finished it!
4. Idol Densetsu Eriko
Someone watched Jem and the Holograms and thought, "this isn't depressing enough" and made this.
3. Skelter Heaven
This is the only anime I've ever watched in which I don't know what's going on. It's also got abysmal animation.
2. De:Vadasy
Someone tried to rip off Evangelion and did it so poorly that Evangelion looks even better.
1. Bludgeoning Angel Dokuro-Chan
This wasn't easy to arrange, the top 3 kept changing places but the deciding factor was effort. No effort went in Skelter Heaven and De:Vadasy was a rip off of a superior anime. Dokuro-Chan had effort put into it and that's very depressing. Why?
An angel goes back in time to kill the inventor of a drug that makes every woman 12 years old, that's right, effort was made in an anime about a guy making the ultimate paedo world and the punchline is that Dokuro is terrible at her job. This is the truest definition of a garbage fire that still needs more gas to burn.
If you haven't heard a title yet then they made the top ten.
20. Idolm@ster
There isn't a single character I remember from this anime. That's not how Idol shows work.
19. Maze the Megaburst Space
Has everything terrible about 90s anime, creepy romance, creepy fan service and horribly incompetent character design.
18. Cutey Honey Universe
The worst reboot ever!
17. Virgin Fleet
I've never seen an anime have so much hatred for both genders.
16. Princess Nine
You had one job! Build a girls team to beat the boys and you failed! Don't care if it's a spoiler I've just saved you from a terrible series.
15. Jungle De Ikou
Wash your hands in alcohol hand gel now light them on fire, it's the only way your hands will be clean after watching this.
14. Spiral Suiri no Kizuna
What I consider the worst anime of the 00s, a very incompetent mystery plot that pulls the most insulting of plot twists.
13. Junk Boy
A series with very poor taste in sex jokes, avoid like the STD you might get watching this.
12. Sister Princess
Patient zero of the creepy sister fetish.
11. Pupa
This didn't come from a normal place, this can only come from a mental asylum from the depths of the darkest corners of hell.
Were now closing in on the Top 20.
30. Violinist of Hameln
Congratulations you won the worst adaption award for having most of your anime be still frames.
29. Garzey's Wing
Oh so hilariously incompetent and terrible that I laugh in amazement.
28. Psychic Wars
Ah but the original terrible title is still a strong contender in the worst anime stakes.
27. Girl's Detective Club
The most generic of the all girls team trope.
26. School Days
Well this is utterly deplorable but at the very least he gets punished in gruesome ways, can't say the same about the girl's lives he ruined.
25. Mawaru Penguindrum
Features one of only five female anime characters I'd actually use the C word to describe.
24. Queen's Blade
So infamous that fan service has never been the same since, it ruined ecchi for everyone.
23. Sekirei
Took everyone for a ride but gave no payoff whatsoever, a slap in the face is an understatement.
22. Green Green
It's dumb, so epically dumb that an ecchi master would rate it worst than Eiken.
21. Mars of Destruction
Frequently considered the worst anime ever. They aren't wrong, just it's so bad I'm just laughing out of pity, everything higher than this pissed me off more.
Coming closer to the end, were almost there.
40. Kampfer
It could've worked but it's poor taste in fetishes not to mention some of the worst characters in anime makes this a shameless title.
39. Sword Art Online
This series abandoned a good idea to continue a power fantasy that got worse and worse as the seasons rolled by.
38. Demon King Daimao
A series that rips off better anime and does it poorly.
37. Love Live
Overrated piece of garbage devoid of any original ideas.
36. Midori no Makibao
An ugly gonk series devoid of dignity with it's unfunny attempts at constant toilet humour.
35. Yume De Aetara
One of the most frustrating romance anime I've ever watched.
34. Vampire Knight
The anime equivalent of Twilight.
33. Blood-C
This title is only going to get worst, it's world is so crappy, Coronavirus looks better in comparison.
32. Twinkle Nora Rock Me
A laughably bad unfinished anime series featuring some hilariously bad animation.
31. Sailor Victory
Any series that makes misogynists have a good point is a serious red flag.
