Hi I'm Dranzerstorm
You may remember me as a regular contestant on the caption battle contest.
Welcome to Retro Retrospective, my world dedicated to the old guard of the Otaku world; expect some reviews of the old & obscure, and in-depth geeky knowledge with the occasional top ten and I now have a logo.

Little info about me
Well I'm British and I'm in to all things animated and nostalgia.
I've grown up with every cartoon going and have watched hundreds of anime.
Oh and to answer a question I was asked once, no I don't wear glasses in real life, I would wear Loke's sunglasses though.

DRAMAtical Murder Review

Three reviews in one day. Hooray!!!

Midorijima Island has been privatized and turned into a resort called Platinum Jail, which resembles a theme park crossed with the cyberspace used to make the Digimon World. The old inhabitants live in peace until a game named Rhyme starts brainwashing people and turning them into what I guess are cyber heads since they are addicted to the game, this draws in Aoba whose unusual dual personality seems to be the key to this mystery as gang leaders and other strange odditities become drawn to Aoba as they work out the mystery behind the brainwashing and it's links to Platinum Jail and why Aoba is such a key player.
My first attempt at trying a more sophisticated anime, as I'm trying to dive into newer territories but this wasn't the best start to this campaign; for all it's flashy color palettes DRAMAtical Murder is a mystery that cannot be solved in 12 episodes and needs to be experienced in game form first.
The bits I like are the Allmates, cute little fluffy pets that act as little computers and having the bad endings in the OVA was an inspired touch.
I'm not keen on the dub voice acting, some scenes are a little flat while others needed a bit more edge to them and the series overall is not something I'd consider watching by choice but I don't regret trying it.
Final Verdict: While very colorful and has great ideas it cannot be done in anime form that easily so I suggest playing the game first.

Top 10 Plots That Are Still Alive

In our second list are the plots that are still going, for better or for worst.

1. Lets Make Everything Fashionable
Concept: Take a concept that needs reinventing and turn it into fashion dolls
Status: Thanks to this plot we've lost Movie Monsters, Fairy Tales, Geeks and even My Little Pony, it's slowly taking over Super Heroes as well.

2. The All Male Hero Team
Concept: Started by Ninja Turtles, a group of male heroes fighting for justice.
Status: Still going by the Ninja Turtles and is still being used by other franchises, even Lego.

3. The Overly Complex Mystery
Concept: Has become a staple of recent cartoons, the overall plot is one giant mystery to be solved.
Status: Looks no sign of stopping if Infinity Train is green lit by Cartoon Network.

4. The Scooby Doo Ghost Plot
Concept: Started by Scooby Doo, copied by clones made by the same creators, solving Groovy Mysteries involving ghosts.
Status: Attempts have been made to make the concept more perilous in nature and even trying the more complex mystery plot but ultimately still the same plot and still done by Scooby Doo.

5. The Man Child Brigade
Concept: An unfortunate addition to the 00s era, young adults acting like ADHD kids when they should have the maturity to hold down a paying job.
Status: Only ever done right by Regular Show, refuses to die and gets worst in quality as more Spongebob clones come out as well as Spongebob himself.

6. The Superhero Plot
Concept: Superheroes, Plain and Simple.
Status: As long as there are major live action superhero films there will be cartoons featuring superheroes.

7. The Spoilt Brat
Concept: A younger child character acting like a spoilt brat.
Status: Started by Caillou, made world famous by Peppa Pig, created a generation of spoilt brats, stop using it before my niece and nephew's generation suffers.

8. The Celebrity Cartoon
Concept: A Celebrity imprinting their image in cartoon form.
Status: You thought it died with MC Hammer didn't you? No it's alive and well thanks to WWE. I look forward to Ice Age 6 featuring John Cena as a wrestling gorilla.

9. The Princess in Training
Concept: A Princess in Training learning how to be a real Princess despite already being one.
Status: Disney have been doing this to death with Sofia the First and Elena of Avalor, it's very tired and often portrays the characters as being too perfect.

10. The Really Insulting Remake
Concept: Take an Old Cartoon and Remake it, in a bad way.
Status: Has been an uncomfortable trend in recent years, anime is equally as guilty at this. Powerpuff Girls, Teen Titans, Scooby Doo, Bugs Bunny the list goes on.

Top 10 Plots That Are Going Extinct

So it's double list time; over the years cartoons have evolved to a level that far exceeds it's most basic plot so lets have a look at those going extinct and others in the second list that are still alive and well. No real order to this and it can apply to cartoons, anime and in some cases video games so lets start with the extinct list. No real order to this.

1. Damsel in Distress
Concept: Typical Fantasy plot focussing on the dashing hero saving the trapped Princess.
Status: Only Mario really still uses it and in very small doses, has become a subject of ridicule in recent years and condemned by feminists the world over.

2. Hunter vs the Hunted
Concept: A hunter going after the hunted only for the hunted to take revenge in hilarious slapstick ways.
Status: After a small revival in the 90s it's not really recaptured it's form and poor writing has left lead cartoons Tom & Jerry and Looney Tunes struggling to reclaim past glory.

3. Perverted Love Struck Wolves/Male Harem Leads in Anime terms
Concept: In Cartoons it's portrayed as a wolf but in anime it's often a male with access to tons of overly sexy women.
Status: The cartoon version is very much exclusive to Tex Avery and Animaniacs, it really hasn't come back, as for the harem it's being criticized heavily for poor story and being sexist so writers have been more clever with the fanservice, see Keijo!!!! review for an example.

4. Million Dollars with a Catch
Concept: Your a millionaire providing you don't harm innocent creatures.
Status: Classic cartoon plot but because it can come across as mean spirited and often runs hand in hand with money makes you a dick it's sort of faded out.

5. The Boy Genius
Concept: As it says the Boy Genius
Status: Became a popular thing during the 90s but died out in the 00s somewhere round the advent of the Big Bang Theory as well as other shows kind of making the character type more jerkish in nature compared to someone like Dexter or in some cases Jimmy Neutron.

6. The Money Making Scheme
Concept: Whether it's a con or not, the idea is simply to make money but often losing it by the end.
Status: Kind of been killed off by Spongebob's Mr Krabs, sort of shows itself to be ugly in nature.

7. Good Ol Fashioned Slapstick
Concept: Anything the old cartoons used to do for entertainment, better known as cartoon violence.
Status: Often labelled too violent and over sophistication or domestication has killed off the effectiveness of this type of humor.

8. Classic Romance
Concept: Good old fashioned romantic fairy tale style love story, made famous by Disney.
Status: Disney have stopped doing it in favour of high octane adventure, even "girl" cartoons and films won't do it.

9. History Lessons
Concept: Cartoons that teaches you history, mostly American History.
Status: Horrible Histories made it redundant here in the UK, as for America I barely see it anymore.

10. Crime Doesn't Pay
Concept: A Good Natured character learning the lesson of Crime doesn't pay when he/she does something wrong.
Status: Overly complex writing in characters makes this redundent, even if the character does learn a lesson in one episode it's immediately lost in the next episode.

Cartoon Vault: The Angry Birds Movie

I'm back and ready to review again but don't get too used to it, this is the first time I've found time to do this in weeks so I'll start off with something easy in the Angry Birds Movie.

Red is an Angry Bird..................Before you switch off, the island of birds is home to all birds in different shapes and sizes and all are happy but Red is naturally angry and has become isolated as a result; tired of this, the judge sends him to anger management where he meets other birds, Bomb and Chuck whom he becomes reluctant friends with. The peace is disturbed when the pigs arrive led by Leonard, the pig's King; initially arriving as friends it soon becomes more and more obvious to Red that the pigs are up to something which he is proven right when all the eggs are stolen. With no help from their Eagle Guardian, the birds bombard the Pig's Island with the catapult they gave them and take back the eggs.
For a narrative and considering it's basically a story of Angry Birds, there's not much to write about and not much to get wrong so it's difficult to mess up, so this movie can be considered a success. Well that's putting it strongly, I didn't dislike it and Red is a very charming character but I seriously don't want to hear Josh Gad's voice anymore in cartoon films, Frozen is enough.
So do I like it? Yeah, it's a silly adventure, it's non offensive and way more watchable than many of it's other video game films so good job Angry Birds for making me care about your little mobile phone franchise again. Pity I still won't play your games.

Cartoon Vault: Sing

Illumination double time as we now do Sing.

In animal world, Buster Moon runs the theatre he always dreamed of running, but many years of poor performances, building falling into disrepair and spiralling debts has led to it's near ruin until a last chance idea of running a singing contest tries to rebuild it's once glorious popularity with a promise of a cash prize for the winner.
The singers Buster plans to use are as follows.
Rosita: Over worked mother who gave up teenage dreams of stardom to become a housewife to 25 piglets.
Mike: An aspiring musician with a jerkish attitude to back up his talent, who often acts bigger than he looks.
Ash: An aspiring rock star in a difficult relationship.
Johnny: A teen caught up in his dad's crimes as a getaway driver.
Meena: The obvious too nervous to sing best singer of the group.
and we can't forget Gunter the overly flamboyant dancer in Rosita's performance.
While trying to setup it becomes more and more obvious that Buster Moon is playing with fire as a series of events leads to the theatre getting more and more ruined and the promise of prize money looking more like a pipe dream, even the singers start getting into trouble as Meena fails the audition, Johnny's dad and gang get thrown in jail, Ash breaks up with her boyfriend, Rosita feels out of her league working with Gunter and Mike gets into trouble with local mobsters which actually leads to the theatre being demolished.
On the verge of giving up and returning to his father's past time as a car washer, Buster Moon receives some inspiration from Meena and decides to have one last crack at it leading to the final concert.
Against Secret Life of Pets this is a much better showing of Illumination's abilities and turned a cheesy concept into a half decent movie, the characters are all likeable and Buster Moon while looking like a character desperately clutching at straws actually offers good advice to his singers which pays off massively when they all perform, there's no mean spirits about what he's trying to do either and he accepts it hard when it all comes crashing down, boundless optimism can kill a movie if done wrong but this is done well enough to use it as it's main strength and the pay off is sooo worth it at the brilliant concert at the end.
More films like Sing and less like Secret Life of Pets please Illumination.