I don't know what's worst, the fact that I had to be reminded of these god awful works or having to re-watch some of them for research.
Anyway this is my Top Ten Worst CGI Cartoons. This will include a lot of films.
Dishonorable Mentions
Final Fantasy Spirits Within: Boring but not compared to the ten on the list.
Barbie Movies: Only missed the list because they are at least well made but still pretty terrible.
Fleabag Monkeyface: Oddly enough these ten are worst than this show.
This film reduced the Nostalgia Critic to insanity
10. Ice Age: Continental Drift
After three good movies Continental Drift was awful, because someone decided that Peaches should speak and make her a snarky teenager while adding some pirate storyline that had no business being in the film, everything just feels forced in. What's worst, I paid money to watch it.
9. CGI Thomas the Tank Engine
The idea of don't fix what isn't broke was clearly lost on the makers of Thomas the Tank Engine when it came to the CGI Era. What they did was remove any relevant terms regarding the Railways and dumb it down to three year old level. Actually no that's insulting, make that two year old level.
8. Space Chimps
A bad idea to begin with which suffers from lousy jokes and is horribly outdated in an era where Wall-E was released. Even worst they made a sequel which must never be spoken of.
7. Bratz
For what it's worth the only thing Bratz have really done wrong is try to promote an outdated stereotype of teenage girls. It doesn't help that the characters look like hookers.
6. Matt Hatter Chronicles
How can you make a show about fighting B-Movie monsters and villains so boring. This has some of the worst fight scenes in CGI cartoon history. A CGI Cartoon about Slugs is better than this. (Yeah one exists look it up)
5. Nuttiest Nutcracker
It has talking nuts...................ummmm yeah this is just plain terrible, you've taken a well respected production of the Nutcracker and insulted it by placing in talking food. It wouldn't surprise me if the same studio did FoodFight.
4. Foodfight
Speaking of which, what do you do with 65 Million Dollars? Answer is blow it on buying licenses for advertisement mascots waste ten years on production and ultimately release a film that's hideous, racist, stupid, fetish fuel and pointless with some horrible writing, poorly written jokes and a huge waste of money. And for all the money they spent on advertisement mascots they don't even do anything remotely useful. At this point being British is an advantage because I don't feel as betrayed by the misuse of advertisement mascots as Americans do and plus I think the next three are worst than Foodfight.
3. Monster High
Released at the height of the Twilight phenomenon, Monster High is the biggest insult ever to the monster genre. Like Bratz it promotes an outdated stereotype of teenage girls but this time they are all Fashionista Monster girls. (I really hate the word Fashionista I feel disgusted saying it)
2. Gormiti Nature Unleashed
Gormiti was actually a good cartoon, it had a certain charm to it. This CGI series is utter crap. Do you remember that arrogant hot headed hero type that made up 90% of laughably bad boys cartoons? Well times that by four and remove every female character from the show and hope it sells toys. Only problem is they forgot to actually animate properly as the show glitches constantly during battle scenes. If you're going to make an action cartoon then actually animate the battle scenes!
1. Anything by Video Brinquedo
Video Brinquedo is a Brazilian Animation company that has no ideas of it's own and pretty much rips-off every CGI movie that sold well, both Pixar & Dreamworks. It's just the sheer shamefulness of their products that makes you wonder why they haven't been sued for every penny and shutdown. To give Foodfight one bit of credit is at the very least when they ripped off something they didn't make it so damn obvious.
Now after all that I can use a few Rums to forget what I just saw.
