To keep up with everything I've ever reviewed since the beginning I've produced a quick guide saying which Anime and Cartoons I've reviewed, a one line synopsis and a one line verdict for each one. It'll be updated in the near future.
What-a-Cartoon
A bunch of pilot cartoon episodes that made up Cartoon Network’s channel in the 90s.
Mixed bag
The Fruitties
An island native has adventures with sentient fruit.
Charming but weird
V-Birds
An animated alien pop band forced to be performers in a DDR Dance Arcade Cabinet.
Commercial failure
Freddie as FRO7
A Prince gets turned into a frog so he becomes a secret agent for France to stop an evil snake woman and fat man.
Commercial failure yet cult classic
Swat Kats
Two disgraced pilots return as vigilantes in an awesome jet fighter.
So Awesome!
Hammerman
MC Hammer becomes a superhero.
As bad as it sounds
Histeria
Animaniacs if it was history class.
I learned more from Animaniacs
Dennis the Menace US
Mischief making kid named Dennis.
Cult classic
Dennis the Menace UK
Mischief making kid named Dennis, UK Edition.
Outdated humour and tropes
Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos
Chuck Norris makes an action cartoon.
It sucks
The Scarecrow
Scarecrow comes to life to help a girl save an orphanage through the power of dance.
Watch it if you can, it’s really rare
Amethyst Princess of Gemworld
Geek girl gets dragged into her handheld console and becomes Princess Amethyst.
Better than other DC properties
Fearless Four
Four animals form a band and use their singing to stop an evil corporate mastermind.
Singing is actually good
Flight of Dragons
A scientist gets dragged into the Fantasy world to save it from the evils of the fire Kingdom.
Shows its Age
An American Tail
A Russian immigrant mouse gets lost in America and spends the whole film searching for his family.
Tearjerker
Lilo & Stitch Anime
Alien befriends girl and helps other aliens find a purpose, instead in this version it’s with Japanese Yokai.
Nice idea
Dreamstone
A fantasy creature gets hired by a wizard to help protect a magical Dreamstone.
Beautifully animated
Kung-Fu Dino Posse
Ninja Turtles rip-off using Kung-Fu Dinosaurs.
Shameless rip-off of a better show
Chop Socky Chooks
Ninja Turtles rip-off using Kung-Fu Chickens.
Slightly less shameless rip-off of a better show
Sharky & George
Crime fighting Shark and Fish fight crime in underwater Chicago.
Cult Classic
Cybersix
Runaway cyborg becomes a vigilante to stop her creator from taking over the world.
Very mature cartoon despite being on a kid’s network
Cubix
Cube shaped robot saves world from evil robots in a robot city.
Lame
Code Lyoko
Group of kids save a girl trapped in a virtual world run by a malevolent computer system.
French animation at its best
Angela Anaconda
Sociopathic girl and her friends go through school life as newspaper cut outs.
Horrible and creepy looking
Angry Beavers
Two brothers try and live together on their own.
Great voice work in an average show
Shoe People
Sentient shoes have adventures, lots of stereotyping.
Nothing special
Oggy and the Cockroaches
Tom & Jerry esque show about Oggy the cat vs a group of cockroaches.
Nowhere near Tom & Jerry’s level
Bananaman
A boy eats bananas and becomes a superhero.
Showing its age badly
Katya & the Nutcracker
The Nutcracker Suite with just the music and no dialogue.
Whimsical but largely unknown
Rubik the Amazing Cube
A frustrating toy puzzle gets its own cartoon.
It’s creepy!
Megaman
A robot boy fights against a large variety of themed enemy robots.
Among its peers it’s one of the better shows
Danny Phantom
Boy becomes a Superhero Ghost after an accident.
Really stylish
Kim Possible
Secret Agent Cheerleader saves the world with her bumbling sidekick and naked mole rat.
Not as bad as the premise makes it sound
Oban Star Racers
Girl joins an intergalactic race to win the ultimate prize.
This is how you make a cartoon
Quick Draw McGraw
Gun slinging horse and his Mexican sidekick fight crime.
Its Hanna Barbara don’t expect much
Raccoons
A crazy raccoon and his friends stop an evil corporate from destroying the forest.
Wonderfully retro
Teen Titans
DC juniors form their own team to fight against evil.
Cult classic with some great humour
X-Men
Group of mutants lead by a professor save the world while learning to deal with prejudice.
Awesome Cult Action Epic
Ferngully
Guy ends up in fairy land accidentally revives an evil pollution demon.
Best remembered for the late Robin Williams
Mighty Ducks
Intergalactic ducks fight evil and play Ice Hockey.
This is why you shouldn’t let Disney own a sports team
Clutch Cargo
Adventurous Pilot goes on dangerous missions. Voice work is scary.
Kill it! Kill it with Fire!
Sally Bollywood
Indian Girl fights school level mysteries in multicultural city.
Meh, not much of a cartoon
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Pumpkin King gets sick of Halloween and has a go at Christmas.
Memorable songs and animation
Rugrats
A group of toddlers views of everyday life.
More adult jokes than many realize
Croods
A family of cavemen are forced to seek a new home after a major seismic event.
Bit weak in execution
Frozen
A Queen with Ice Powers freezes the entire Kingdom after running away. Her sister tries to get her to come back.
Deserves its popularity but not its hype
The Snowman
A boy builds a Snowman that comes to life and takes him to see Santa Claus.
You’ll need a tissue box
Super 4
Playmobil attempts to grab a slice of the Lego Movie pie.
Not a bad attempt but needs work
Nerds and Monsters
Three obnoxious nerds and a jock end up on a Monster Island.
Could’ve done so much better
Steven Universe
Boy inherits his mother's Power Gem and gets adopted by other Gem Warriors to fight evil.
Not as good as it should be
Cinderella
Downtrodden girl gets the chance to go to the ball through magic.
Underestimated classic
Reboot
A computer security program protects the internet world from evil.
Part of history
Uncle Grandpa
An Eccentric Old Man with a talking belly bag, a Grumpy Lizard, a sentient Pizza and a Photo Realistic Tiger solve problems in the weirdest way possible.
Can't really hate it
Clarence
Fun loving boy who finds everything fun and does things for the sake of fun......fun woohoo
Can't really hate this one either
Sonic Boom
Alternate universe Sonic the Hedgehog based on a really hated game.
It's actually pretty funny
Shaggy & Scooby Doo Get a Clue
Shaggy & Scooby get rich and become spies to overthrow a hilarious dictator.
It actually works really well
Space Jam
Micheal Jordan gets drafted in to help the Looney Tunes play Basketball against aliens.
Cult Classic
Goober & the Ghost Chasers
Teenagers and their talking dog solve spooky mysteries, it isn't Scooby Doo.
One great big Meh!
Skatoony
A Quiz show for Kids and Cartoon Characters.
I'd prefer this to Live Action shows anyday
Earthworm Jim
An Earthworm in a Power Suit saves the world from Evil. Much Slapstick is used.
Cult Classic
Bugs Bunny
Wise Cracking Rabbit uses his wit to escape being Eaten, Killed or Forcibly Removed.
One of the greatest cartoons of all time
Winx Club
Group of School Fairies run a Social Circle of friends that also saves the World, lots of Sparkly Dresses with copious amounts of Glitter is used.
Doesn't do anything different to other shows of the same genre
My Little Pony the Movie
The Residents of the Pony lands get attacked by Malevolent Purple Sludge.
Surprisingly a Cult Classic
Inspector Gadget
Bumbling Inspector with lots of Gadgets foils a faceless man with a metal claw by dumb luck and a clever niece.
Retro and rather charming
Inspector Gadget (Modern)
Bumbling Inspector with lots of Gadgets foils a faceless man with a metal claw by dumb luck and a clever niece, only this time niece takes up the screen time to focus on her fight with her own evil nemesis.
The creators clearly didn't see the original
Wander Over Yonder
Muppet thing and his dragon horse steed thing spread freedom and harmony throughout the galaxy.
It's okay I guess
Freakzoid
Nerd downloads internet into his brain, becomes a Deadpool like Superhero with all the insanity possible with the PG-13 rating.
Well missed classic
The Pink Panther
A literal Pink Panther in a Looney Tunes style world.
Not as good as Looney Tunes but still good
Quack Pack
Teenage Huey, Dewey and Louie, it's best not to think too hard about it.
Passable
Star Vs the Forces of Evil
Magical Girl does exactly what a teenager should do with magic and have fun with it.
The Best Disney has to offer
Turbo
Snail gains the powers of a Racing Car, thinks he can win Indy 500 now.
Surprisingly okay
Dumbo
Baby Circus Elephant with Big Ears learns how to fly.
Cult Classic
Basil the Great Mouse Detective
Mouse version of Sherlock Holmes.
Could be so much better
Legends of Oz Dorothy's Return
Dorothy comes back to Oz to fight a new villain.
It's pretty terrible
The Rescuers
Two mice try to rescue an orphaned girl from a nefarious pawn broker who wants the girl to get a large diamond inside Bayou caves.
Holds a lot of fond memories but some characters don't hold up as well as they used to
Penn Zero Part-TIme Hero
Heroes for hire enter different worlds in order to solve whatever issue they may have.
Extremely well written but a little undervalued as a cartoon.
Wacky Races
Group of Wacky Racers take part in Wacky Races, seriously you don't need anymore than that.
Cult Classic
Nascar Racers
Nascar racing to the EXTREME!!!!
Not very well remembered and feels like a cheap cash in
The Book of Life
Two Death Gods wager their realms on the result of who can fall in love with a girl only for things to get complicated.
Beautifully made yet a little silly
Rated "A" For Awesome
Group of kids make everything awesome.
Yet this cartoon isn't awesome at all
Extreme Ghostbusters
Group of teens become the next Ghostbusters formed by original team member Egon.
Why didn't they use this instead of the painfully bad reboot film
Teen Titans Go
Chibi Version of the popular Teen Titans show.
Undeserved hatred for quite a funny show
Randy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja
A ninja gets chosen every three years, Randy Cunningham is that ninja. SMOKE BOMB!
Not actually that bad
Megamind
Villain grows bored of his victory so tries to create a new hero to fight only for it to backfire when his crush on a reporter gets turned against him.
Actually very good
Wabbit
Bugs Bunny back to what he does best.
Not that bad considering the character's history
Balto
A Wolf Hybrid makes a daring mission to deliver anti-toxin in the blizzards of North America to an Alaskan village to cure sick children. Based on an actual historical event.
Has the right tone for the plot
Minions
Yellow Minions origin story where they help a villainess steal the crown jewels in 60s Britain
Harmless fun
Rocket Power
Late 90s skater teens being late 90s skater teens in a California style town
Very dated now
Mighty Magiswords
Questing siblings with a variety of different Magical swords
Reminds me of a cartoon style Slayers
Barbie and the Three Musketeers
Barbie's take on the Three Musketeers
I'll save you the torture of explaining the review and just say it's crap
Defenders of Dynatron City
A city where mutants thrive get protected by super powered mutants
Not terrible but not good either
Elena of Avalor
Princess must learn how to rule a kingdom after being trapped in a book for a number of years
Think Sofia the First
Tom & Jerry the Movie
Everyone's favorite cat and mouse but there's an orphan girl that needs saving first
It's not even about Tom & Jerry
Pole Position
Crime fighting siblings in Knight Rider cars
Okay but soooooo 80s
Wallace & Gromit
Misadventures of an eccentric inventor and his expressive mute dog
British cult classic
Aaagh! It's The Mr Hell Show
Clip show of adult cartoons including a devil host, a soul always reincarnating, a seal of death and a Victorian Detective among other cartoons
Hidden British cult classic
Regular Show
Two Groundskeepers get into impossible mishaps from some of the most mundane of tasks
Product of 25-35 generation
Lego Batman
Lego version of Batman, doesn't want to admit he needs anyone until hell breaks loose
Obvious it's a product placement ad
Kubo and the Two Strings
A boy, monkey and bettle Samurai find magical armor to protect against the Moon Kingdom
Beautifully made piece of art
Zootopia
Rabbit tries to make it as a cop while solving the mystery of disappearing mammals
Nothing bad to say, it's brilliant
Beauty and the Beast
Peasant girl ends up imprisoned by beast only she falls in love with him.
Classic for the ages
The Swan Princess
Princess gets cursed that transforms her into a swan.
Ridiculous story that's so bad it's good
The Secret Life of Pets
Dog gets upstaged by bigger dog only to end up lost in the city.
Better film when no one talked
Sing
American Idol with animals
Actually really good
Angry Birds Movie
Disgruntled birds retrieve eggs from green pigs.
For what it is it's enjoyable
Steven Universe
Intergalactic gem warriors babysit their friend's kid.
Hearts in the right place the plot isn't
Ok Ko Let's Be Heroes
Misadventures of plaza dwelling heroes
Pretty good, may have unintentionally made a cartoon network TV universe
Apple & Onion
Two friends meet in a city and become friends.
It's very meh
Rick & Morty
Boy and his drunk Grandfather travel the Multiverse.
It's okay, doesn't make me any less or more intelligent
Goldie Gold and Action Jack
Rich girl and reporter partner go on adventures.
It's dumb and so is it's cast
Thumbelina
Tiny girl attempts to find the Fairy Kingdom.
Bit of a guilty pleasure but corny
Felidae
Cat attempts to solve the mystery behind a suicide cult.
You're sick Germany
Bratz
Rival fashion magazines.
So bad I can't even write a proper quick synopsis.
El Arca De Noe (Noah's Ark)
Noah's Ark mostly from the animals point of view.
I'm curious how this even got made
