Chiyo’s pigtails fly, but Sakaki......
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Osaka looked out the window. Chiyo-chan’s pigtails fly…….But what about everyone else? She thought, lost in a daydream of some sort. An OSAKA DREAM! Hurrah. Time for the Osaka dream…..
Osaka turned to Yomi. Well, she thought, Yomi dyed her hair orange! No true Japanese person would have orange hair…..Yeah……She dyes it every day…….
Osaka’s head turned to Kagura. Kagura-san’s got a lot of spikes in her hair…..Maybe she uses gel……..? Yeah…..Kagura’s into sports, so she must use hair gel!
She then gazed towards Tomo. I know Tomo-chan has real hair, though, cuz she cut it…..
Osaka’s gaze finally turned to Sakaki. And Sakaki-san……Her hair is way too long. She thought. No one in the world has hair like that. Only in anime. Maybe she wears a wig……..!
Osaka’s gaze remained on Sakaki. Suddenly, Sakaki put her hands into her hair and took it off! It really was a wig!!!!!!!!!!
Osaka gasp-thed. So Tomo-chan and I really are the only normal ones…..! She thought panickly. I’m normal, right…….?
Osaka scratched her head. It wasn’t a wig. She knew she didn’t dye it, because she was a true Japanese person. And she knew her hair didn’t fly like Chiyo-chan’s did.
Osaka gave a tug to her hair. It suddenly started flashing green and red!
Oh no! She thought. I’ve got Christmas Hair! Soon that ol’ mean guy Santa’ll be comin’ to get me! Aaaaaaaah!!!!!!
“EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!!!!” Osaka yelled, waving her arms around like an idiot…Oh, wait. Never mind.
Chiyo, who was sitting next to Osaka, gently shook her. “Osaka-san.” She said, trying to wake the girl. “Osaka-san, Sensei’s going to get mad…..!”
WHACK.
Yukari twitched. “Osaka.” She said kindly. “I’d appreciate it if you DIDN’T SLEEP THROUGH MY CLASS!”
Osaka looked up. “Oh, hiya Yukari-sensei.” She said Osaka-ly. “It’s just you an’ Tomo now……”
“What?”
