TEAM GAI IN A NUTSHELL
“Nejiiiiiiiiiiii…..” Lee, our spandex wearing, turtle loving, taijutsu master, whined. “Neji, why are you so uptight? Should you not be youthful? You are being an unyouthful jerk!” he pointed at his jonin teammate. “Have fun! Why are you so uptight?”
“Because being a ninja means you have to be aware of your surroundings.” Neji replied simply. “You’re being an idiot again, Lee.”
Lee roared, then kicked Neji in the back of the head, much to Neji’s displeasure. “Ninja read the hidden meanings within the hidden meanings! Was that not our first lesson?”
“It was, but that has nothing to do with this.” Neji replied.
Lee pointed in a random direction. “Look! There’s Hinata getting undressed!”
“WHERE?!” Neji turned his head to the direction Lee was pointing, only to get another kick to the head.
“That is what I mean! You are turning into an old pervert!” Lee shouted. “Soon you will be reading Kakashi-san’s books!”
“Haha…..hell no.” Neji replied. “What do you suggest I do, if you want me to be youthful?”
Lee grinned his big, scary…..grin thing. “Do you feel a song coming on?” he pranced around Neji. “HAKUNA MATATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT A WONDERFUL PHRASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!” he screeched.
“Aah, crap!” Neji sweated. “It’s a song! My ears BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!” he yelled, running away, only to have Lee chase him.
“HAKUNA MATATAAAAAAAAAAA IS NOT A PASSING PHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEEEEE!! IT MEANS NO WORRIES, FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS!!” Lee continued.
“TENTEN!” Neji yelled, running to his useless teammate. “He’s singing! Make is stop!”
“IT IS MY PROBLEM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PHILOSOPHY! HAKUNA MATATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!”
“Um…..Hate to inturupt your squabble (again.)” Tenten sighed. “But Neji hardly seems ‘carefree’.
“That is why I’m trying to change him, my youthful teammate!” Lee said cheerfully. He continued to chase Neji around Tenten. “Round and round Tenten we go, bushybrows and screw, bushybrows thought all was good fun, pop goes the screw!” he sang continueidly.
This is the real Team Gai.
END.
