OK, OK, random ninja persona here with a random story to tell. It involves DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMishness.
So I am a random ninja person with random ninja outbursts. I was sitting in my secret ninja chair next to my secret not-ninja brother when I screamed 'DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!'
My non-ninja brother was all 'WTH?! BOOB?!' and I, the random ninja person, yelled, 'NO! DOOM!'
So my non-ninja brother went 'BOOB BOY!'
And I, the random ninja, yelled 'DOOOOOM!!!!'
'BOOB BOY TO THE RESCUE!!!!'
'....honestly, with a name like that, I'd rather not be rescued.....'
Eh-heh....random ninja-ness rules! FEAR ME!