"Why do the twins want to see me?" I asked Haruhi.
"I don't know. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that you locked them in a rat infested warehouse." she answered.
"Oh come on. That was over a week ago." I reasoned as we walked to the third music room.
"Well you've locked them in a whole bunch of other places since then."
I smiled to myself thinking of all the fun I've had messing with the host club. It was just yesterday that I trapped them all in their own music room.
"Yeah. That was fun." I mumbled.
"Well I'd be careful because one of these days they might just break." she warned opening the door to the third music room.
As the door was pulled open there was a flurry of rose petals. What was up with that seriously?
"Haruhi it's nice to-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tamaki screamed when he saw me and hid behind the couch he was at. "STAY AWAY ME!!!!!"
"Nice to see you too Tamaki." I said.
"Genji over here!" Hikaru called.
I walked over to the table he was at with his brother. They were alone. That was surprising I thought they would have customers like everyone else.
"So why did you want to talk to me?" I asked them.
"Please sit." said Kaoru pulling out a chair for me.
"Um...thanks..." I said hesitantly sitting down.
"Here, have a piece of cake." Hikaru said serving me a piece of cake.
"And have some tea." Kaoru then poured me some tea.
I sat there stunned. What was going on?
"Go on. Eat it." Kaoru whispered into my ear.
"Drink it, Princess." Hikaru whispered into my other ear.
Princess!?! What had gotten into these idiots?
"Will you eat it if I feed it to you Princess?" Hikaru asked lifting a fork full to my mouth.
"Hiiikaruuu..." Kaoru whined.
"Don't worry I'll save some for you Kaoru." Hikaru said leaning towards is twin. "Later we can play your favorite game."
Kaoru leaned closer as well so that I was squished between the two twins. I heard some girls squealing across the room. It was embarrassing. The worst part was that there was a part of me that actually enjoyed having the twins so close. So close that I could feel their muscles under their uniforms, that I could feel their warm breath rush over my skin, so close that I could just...WHAT THE HELL AM I THINKING!?!?!
"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU IDIOTS!!!" I shouted pushing them away and standing up knocking them to the floor.
"You're kidding me that didn't work." complained Hikaru.
"What!?!" I demanded.
"Well she's blushing so we must have done something right." Kaoru said.
"What are you two talking about?" I exclaimed.
"We were trying to charm your secret out of you." explained Kaoru.
"Why you..." I trailed off furiously.
Instead of straggling them like I wanted I took a deep breath, picked up my bag, and turned to leave.
"Where are you going?" Hikaru asked.
"HOME!"I shouted as I slammed the door.
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"Nice going." commented Haruhi.
"It's not our fault she overreacted." said Kaoru and Hikaru.
"Actually it kind of is." Honey replied.
"Haruhi, what's this?" Tamaki asked pulling a flier out of Haruhi's bag.
"Oh, it's just a flier for the local festival tomorrow." she answered.
"A commoner festival?" Kaoru questioned.
"I wonder what its like." said Hikaru.
"Haruhi! I insist you take us to this commoner's festival!" demanded Tamaki.
"Fine. It starts tomorrow morning at ten." sighed Haruhi.
"Alright!" exclaimed Tamaki, Kaoru, and Hikaru.
"Look Mori, it says that there's going to be lots of sweet shops." said Honey.
"Tomorrow we'll come by your house to pick you up." Kyouya told Haruhi.
"Do you think you could come in a less conspicuous car?" asked Haruhi.
"Don't count on it." Kyouya answered.
"Thought not." Haruhi sighed.
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The next day at 10:28
"This place is quite delightful! Where should we go next Haruhi?" Tamaki asked excitedly.
"There's a performance being played in two minutes. It's supposed to be an acrobatic play." said Haruhi.
"Let's by the ice cream cone stand first!" cried Honey.
"Honey that would be your thirteenth ice cream cone." said Mori.
"Not if we get the ice cream cake instead!" Honey answered excitedly.
"Well if you want to see this performance then we'll have to leave now otherwise we'll miss it." said Kyouya.
"Off we go then! Lead the way Haruhi!" exclaimed Tamaki.
"Sure." groaned Haruhi.
"I wonder what it'll be like." Kaoru asked his brother.
"Probably low budget no doubt." Hikaru answered.
"Yeah. No doubt." Kaoru replied.
The club sat down in the front row of the stage. The set was decorated to look like a swap and tall poles were placed across the stage.
"It says here that the performance is of the story of a young lord who gets lost in a swamp and runs into the inhabitants." said Haruhi reading the pamphlet.
"Sounds boring." Hikaru commented.
"And stupid." said Kaoru.
Just then a juggler came out onto the stage juggling what looked like human heads. The performer had short black hair, a mossy green outfit that looked like moss, black lipstick, a white mask that covered the upper half of his face, and looked no older than twelve. Then a fog swirled around on the stage.
"Welcome weary travelers. Listen well and learn from this story." he said.
"For if you get lost in a swap you could meet the same fate." said a ten year old girl in a matching costume.
Then she tossed glitter out to the audience and the juggler threw the heads to the audience as well. The children moved away from the severed heads and so did the host club. When the heads hit the floor though they cracked open and a bunch of bouncy balls came out spreading across the audience. Everyone in the audience squealed with glee.
"Look Mori it's a pretty colored ball!" exclaimed Honey.
"Yeah." Mori answered.
"Haruhi I got a bouncy ball." said Tamaki happily.
"Hey look." said Kaoru motioning towards the stage.
They all looked on as the performers came out and preformed the story of the young lord. The audience looked on in awe. Even the Hitachiin twins were mildly interested. Their interest wasn't fully sparked though until the queen of the swamp made her appearance. The Queen Imp was dressed in black spandex from neck to toe, brown-green ribbons were wrapped up her calves and her arms, a white mask that covered half of her face revealing murky green lips, and her hair was neon pink that went to her waist in a messy array. To the twins delight they noticed that she had pointed ears and fangs. She danced atop the tall poles flipping and jumping from one to the next. Each time she landed on one it bent back with her weight and propelled her to the next. Suddenly in the middle of the show she jumped to the pole in back which threw her to the one in front. That pole bent under her weight and lowered her so that she was in arms length of the front row of the audience. In fact she reached out and ran her index fingers up Hikaru's and Kaoru's neck like Tamaki sometimes did with his customers. And like the customers Hikaru and Kaoru turned bright red and forgot how to breathe. Then she leaned in so that they could feel her warm sweet breath. And just when they thought that she would kiss one of them she was propelled back onto stage. As the performer went back to the play the twins took this time to faint.
"Mori I think Hika-chan and Kao-chan have been bewitched." Honey commented to Mori.
It didn't take long for the twins to come back around and they intently watched the play. Or rather the Queen Imp. They didn't know why but they simply had to figure out who she was. They had to figure out who the bright green eyed performer was behind the mask. Eventually the show came to an end with the young lord being dragged into the swap by the Queen Imp. Once the stage was empty the two performers from the beginning came out on stage.
"And no one ever saw him again." the boy said.
"At least no human." the girl said mysteriously and smirking.
"So if you come across a swap and a little bird tells you to leave," began the boy.
"Leave otherwise you might meet the same fate." finished the girl.
"And so concludes our tale." They said in unison.
Then everyone that was featured in the play came out on stage and took a bow.
"If you would like to see more of our performances please come see us at Circus Della Wonders." said the performer that played the young lord. "And if you would like to meet us then please come around back."
With that the performers left the stage.
"Hurry we have to meet them!" cried the Hitachiin twins.
"Don't you mean you have to meet her?" Kyouya questioned.
The twins ignored him and ran to the back of the stage. When the host club arrived they found the Queen Imp signing the autograph books of two five year olds. Once she sent the children off with a smile Tamaki approached her.
"Excuse me Miss Queen Imp but may I-" Tamaki began before the performer cut him off by holding out seven tarot cards. "Oh thank you."
"Wait a minute these already have our names on them." Kyouya observed.
"Oh! Are you psychic?" Honey asked.
The performer simply smiled. Then she took a step back as if to leave but then a group of kids ran into her and she fell forward.
"Whoa! Gottcha." Hikaru and Kaoru said as they caught her.
The twins may have caught the performer but her wig and mask clattered to the ground. She looked up at the two people who caught her and the twins eyes connected with the bright green ones. They saw her pale face and the color of her real hair. It was dark brown and burnt chest nut.
"HOLY CRAP!!!!!! GENJI!?!?!" they exclaimed and the twins dropped Genji onto the ground in surprise.