First a rant at my sleep cycle. HEY SLEEP CYCLE! I LET YOU SLEEP AS LONG AS YOU WANT AND WAKE UP WHEN YOU TELL ME TO! THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS HAVE THE DECENCY TO NOT WAKE ME UP UNTIL LIKE 6AM OR SOMETHING! I'M SRSLY GETTING IRRITATED WITH THIS 3'0-clock IN THE THE MORNING CARP! -endrant-
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PART2: Weird Dreams! Srsly I had the weirdest dream ever. Well I guess itcould've been weirder but it was weird to me. And I have weird dreams alot, but they are always like awesome-weird, this was just weird. And I'm totally blaming that half-a-can-of-DP I glupped down during one of my many wakings. So basically in the dream I was pregnant. Yeah and if that wasn't bad enough, I was giving birth! And I was like "Shouldn't I be at a hospital?!" But nope! I was giving birth athome. Specifically in my parents room. I was on my parents bed talking with my mom about something (I don't remember now), and she was all like "It's time!" And I was like "Really how can you tell?" And she just grabbed my arm and pulled me over to the couch which also had something in front of it so I could lay down. Then my mom was like "Okay ready push!" and she started pushing on my stomach. And I was like okay, and pretended to push. After a while of pretending to push I was exhausted/bored and Stopped trying and my mom who was shoouting out encouragement was like "Good Job! Just a little more and you'll be done!" So I pretend pushed for a second thinking this was going to take all night because I hear the first labor takes FOREVER. But then my mom was like "YAY We're done Congrats!" and I was like "O-CEAN! Really? And I looked under the sheet and sure enough there was a baby. I was like "Wow I wasn't even trying and it didn't even really hurt." But then I noticed the baby was moving or making any noise and I started freaking out! But then I figured it was because it was still attached by the embilical cord. So I tried to tell my mom to like cut it or something but she was blabbing on about something, and then my dad was there, so I tried to tell him but he was only like "Does it hurt?" and my mom was like "Why would it hurt?" and he's like "I meant is she ready for like breast-feeding and stuff." And I was like "srsly guys baby is still attached!" but they just kept ignoring me. I skipped ahead a little. I forgot that right after I looked at the baby I started thinking about how no one knew I was pregnant. Expect maybe my best friend. And then I thought about how the boy I had a crush on didn't even know. And then I was like "Wait who is the baby's daddy?" And I couldn't remember. And then I was like "I have to give this baby up for adoption. It's not that I don't love you baby, it's just I can't take care of you. I have college and stuff, I'm not ready for a baby. And I want what's best for you. But I can't have anymore children because I would be filled with a terrible guilt, so I'll adopt like crazy, just to make it up to you." Anyway yeah so after the thing with my dad the dream switched this fair-ground or something. And I was in the pjs I was in when I was giving birth, but baby was no where to be seen. And I kept trying to ask my mom where baby was but she was just trying to explain about the game thing in front of me. It was like this big jungle gym where you place papers or something on different levels and each level was worth different points, and you had to get the most points. After climbing on it for a while I realized you should just put all your points on the top, so I did. And then music started playing and everyone else was like "That's the end music". and they were all really sad, but I was like "Fine I don't have any more papers anyway", and climbed down. And when I got to the bottom the music ended. And I woke up right when they were going to announce the winner.
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My dream is such a rip-off. No one paid attention to me. And I don't even know if I won! Not to mention that the part with the baby didn't make anysense. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?! If you asked my brothers they'd say it means nothing. But I like pretending it means something. Well that's it.