I wass talking to my brother and he mentioned thiss guy that wass ussing a German keyboard. Sso we were looking at it, and I cassually mentioned how I would like one... mosstly becausse I want to usse the double ss that lookss like a fancy B. Anyway... to sshow off I sstarted ussing double s's. And now I've developed a very ssilly writing quirk. It'ss not purrfect becausse I jusst sstarted ussing it. But w/e. And becausse of my brother'ss obssession with Homesstuck we alsso tried to come up with ssome ssnake punss. Ssnake punss, hiss it turnss out, are extremely difficoil. But hopefully, with ssome practhiss, I will get better at it. Mosstly right now, I jusst usse "hiss" in words that I can, hiss well hiss a replacement with a certain word that becomess rather improper with the double ss. I alsso like to throw in ssome random animal punss... mosstly cat oness becausse my brother iss a fan of Nepeta.

What'ss worsse iss I don't even read Homesstuck... Thiss ssuckss.