Vietnam Owns Yo' Face

Dang I love my country. ^_^ By my country, I mean, Vietnam. I didn't know we were so funnay. See, to understand the joke I will show you, I must prep you. I'm talking about VIETNAMESE MUSIC! It's normally depressing and is often compared to somebody whining. The songs often talk about heartbreak and how the person wants their ex to come back to them because they love them so much. I like it though, I grew up with it. Other people though....not so much. Here's Cam Ly singing Vong Kim Lam. Feel free to stop the video anytime, I won't hate you. ^_^ I understand. Play close attention to HOW she is singing it. It's vital. Pay close attention at the last ONE MINUTE of the video. Listen to the style and get used to it.

Okay now HERE is the joke. This guy below is in fact, Vietnamese. He's singing in ENGLISH. ^_^ Pay attention and try to figure out what he's singing.

Got the lyrics? No? Think some more. I REALLY want you to figure it out. It's much more self satisfying that way.

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No? Fine, I'll help you.

Lyrics:
Honey. Do you know I love you and miss you so much? Night after night I cannot sleep so well. You leavin me because of money. I do who know I have nothing. I just love you with my heart, my soul. I don't know what to do. No car, no job, no money, no home. I will die very soon. Honey, come back you can save my life.

I laughed my ass off for about a nameless amount of time. Hope this made you laugh!

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