Song: {The Call by: Regina Spektor}
Moods: Pooped, OH YES!, Flattered
TIME WARP SONG:
Jump to the left! And take a step to the right! Put your hands on your hips! And lock your knees in tight! And its the pelvic thra-a-a-ust! It makes you go insa-a-a-ne! Let's do the time warp again!
98% of America's population is bringing sexy back...I'm the 2% whose sexy never left."
Pooped:
My ab muscles are twitching. Seriously. They're like, alive today. Swing was strenuous, but still fun. Haha, so me and my old partner were teaching my new partner how to do the sweetheart hold. So, basically, you know how when you dance, the two of you are facing each other? Well, sweetheart hold has the guy switching the girl around so she's standing next to him and he's holding onto her waist. (It's so cute!) So me and old partner did that. Then he goes all crazy stalker status. So we're in the hold, and he says to new partner "See, nothing to it." Then old partner leans in and sniffs my hair all loud and is all saying in my ear "You smell different today." and everybody starts laughing and then he starts nuzzling my neck and is all "I want to bite you." Ahaha I was trying to escape and he just kept holding and saying "No! You belong to me!" Ahaha it was hilarious. Then Courtney attacked me and started tickling me like crazy. I was on the floor and I was trying to push her off of me. All the guys were standing there, staring. I yelled for help, but all my girlfriends went to the bathroom. So Courtney is literally on top of me tickling me everywhere and I'm trying to fight back. So the guys were like staring and going "Uh...what did you say, sorry." Ahhh what pervs.
OH YES!
Our entertainment portion for Latin is going to be kickass! I'm going to get my fellow jazzers, my fellow swingers, and The BBoys (break dancing group) to perform for our entertainment. Ha, Kevin! We're going to kick your ass! OH YES!
Flattered;
Oh this sweet little Freshie was all...cute? today. Well, what he tried to do was adorable...but the way he did it...oh poor kid was so awkward. So this little Freshman that I didn't know, comes up to me and he's holding a little teddy-bear and a rose. Basic conversation:
Him: H-h-i S-samantha.
Me: Hi there! Did you need anything?
H: Um...no. I just wanted to tell you something.
M: Oh. Okay.
H: *takes out a piece of paper* Your beauty is unsurpassed. The moon, the stars... *keeps going and he's shaking the whole time, then he stops.* Oh here. I got these for you.
M: Oh thank you, you shouldn't have.
H: So um...do you want to be my g-g-g-irlfriend?
M: Oh um, I can't really be in a relationship right now, but maybe you should go find another girl instead of me! ;] A girl who will say yes like THAT.
H: Oh um okay...Keep the bear and flower. I bought them for you.
Then he runs away and I didn't even catch his name.
A Message to My Beautiful Wife: Today, I opened a box of Honey Nut Cheerios and a toy came tumbling out! Guess what it was?! A GIRAFFE! :D Woop! Oh I'm sorry we never got to get riled up yesterday. :[ We're supposed to be on our honeymoon dammit! This isn't right! Maybe, if you catch me later, we can get really riled up. And maybe you can go ahead and gigglesnort like a madwoman again. You know how that turns me on. ;] Ahaha, wuv choo!
