So, I was thinking, and I was all like, "If I could choose how I died, how would I want to die?"
And then... I started thinking about it... like...
I dunno. I've never been afraid of death or anything, or dying, I don't think I'd mind that much, unless it was interrupting something important or fun, in which case I'd be pretty pissed off with Death, but... whatever.
So... I think... if I could choose how I died, I would want to be shot in the chest. I think it'd be cool to feel a bullet shattering your rib cage or whatever happens when you get shot in the chest. And... call me crazy, but I think that... that if I were shot in the chest, I'd survive. And I'm not just saying that because handgun wounds are rarely life-threatening (according to statistics), I'm saying that because I genuinely believe I could survive a bullet to the chest. I'd actually like to one day try getting shot in the chest, just to see what happens, what it feels like.
Don't get me wrong or anything, I'm not suicidal. I want to get shot so I can feel it, because I think I can survive it, anyway. I don't think a bullet to the chest can kill me, personally.
But if it can, that's how I'd want to die.
If not that, I think I'd like to be diagnosed by an invisible cancer. And by 'invisible', I mean not visible to the public naked eye.
And if not that, I'd like to be pushed off of a building taller than 10 stories in a busy city at night. That way, someone would be technically murdering me (because someone had to push me, I can't push myself), which is a thousand times more dramatic than jumping off a building, and the drama is heightened by the fact that the city is busy and it's nighttime so everything's dark and intimidating. Wouldn't that be a cool way to die?
:D
I get all fluttery just thinking about it.
Oh, and also, I'd like to die young. That way, I die with purpose and pride. I don't want to die when I'm old and wrinkly and senile. What kind of death is that? I want to die when I'm healthy and powerful, so I finish strong. If I live past 50, I think I'll commit suicide.
Does that make any sense?
It makes sense to me.
And I'm not saying I want to die, or anything! I mean, I'd like to, eventually. I'm strongly opposed to achieving immortality. I'd rather die than live forever, but it's not like dying is number one on my list of To-Do's. Not even in the top twenty. Trust me.
But if I had to die, and I could choose how, these would be my top three choices.
