First, a pic!
Me: Sasuke, your emo, and we all know it, so just admit it.
Sasuke: I have nothing to admit
Me: put your left hand on the bible. *holds up bible*
Sasuke: *suspicious* okaaaayyy... *puts left on the bible*
Me: Hold up your right arm
Sasuke: *reluctantly puts up arm*
Me: Repeat after me. "I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth"
Sasuke: "I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth"
Me: *reappears in a judges outfit* Now, are you emo?
Sasuke: um... I plead the 5th?
Me: you do know that only says 'yes', right?
Sasuke:... so what's my sentence?
Me: you are to go to the emo circle with Shadow the Hedgehog, Tamaki Suoh and them for however long you like that is over an hour
Sasuke: YAY! THANK YOU!... I mean... NOOOOOOOOOOO! *goes to emo corner with a new packet of razors*