Hey there! Kinano here and at some point in time I just may have had some problems with SofyUchiha9 and I just may still have some problems with her…
Sasuke: She’s not the only one with problems with her. Sofy is really annoying as seen by this last conversation last week.

*Sasuke is sitting down on a bench and reading when Sofy runs up all excited*
Sofy: Sasuke! Sasuke! Guess what!
Sasuke: Ummm…who are you again?
Sofy: I’m Sofy! Your Wife! Remember?
Sasuke: *Looks at hands and then waves middle finger in Sofy’s face* NO RING!!!
Sofy: *tears up* Sasuke-kun! That’s so mean! I came to tell you good news! *sob*
Sasuke: *sigh* what is it this time?
Sofy: *suddenly happy again* I’ve got your 27th child!
Sasuke: *looks around* where’s this one?
Sofy: *Points to stomach*
Sasuke: Didn’t you tell me last week that you had my 26th kid?
Sofy: Um…yeah.
Sasuke: So where’s 26?
Sofy: *Runs away, grabs kid off picnic blanket and runs back* Here he is! Isn’t he so adorable?!
Sasuke: Where’d the green hair come from?
Kid: MAMA!!! HELP!!! MAMAAAAA!!!
*Random lady walks up, smacks Sofy and takes kid with her*
Sasuke: Child abductor much.
Sofy: Aren’t you proud and happy! 27! The Uchiha Clan will survive!
Sasuke: Ummm…I’m pretty sure none of those are mine…
RABID NINJA CAPYBARAS ATTACK!!!
Sofy: *Runs from green and orange ninja capybaras with purple foaming mouths*
Sasuke: …Thanks…where’d the capybaras come from?
Kinano: I found them in your closet playing poker.
Sasuke: So that’s what happened to the playing cards…