~Onsen~
Everyone is in a Onsen(Hot Spring) and Kinano and Kadee are talking.
Kinano: So she takes a drink of that stupid stuff she loves so much and I tell a joke, this caused her to gasp for laughing and…um…drown.
Kadee: Really? That doesn’t sound like it would work.
Kinano: Well it did and lets see…its innocent, unable to prove I meant it to happen, looks like and accident, and its an untraceable method.
Kadee: Well then, maybe you shouldn’t talk about it in such a public place.
Kinano: It’s Free Sake Day, no body but you and I are gonna remember anything.
Kadee: Still don’t see why it doesn’t effect us…maybe it has something to do with the whole Demon-thing?
Kinano: No clue, *hears noises and turns around, Orochimaru just walked into the girls area*
Kadee: Uh-oh.
Kinano: *Girls start running and Orochimaru gets into a tub* MY EYEZ!!!!
Kadee: Lets get Sasuke to help.
Kinano: Lets…you go…kinda uncomfortable being in the guys Onsen.
Kadee: And you think I’m more comfortable there? Nuh-uh, You go, he’s your boyfriend.
Kinano: But you dated most of those boys!
Kadee: Rock-Paper-Scissors for it?
Kinano: Fine. *Loses* YOU CHEATED!!!
Kadee: YOU CAN’T CHEAT IN ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS!!!…Just go.
Kinano: Fine…tell anybody who’s left to get dressed.
Kinano is outside the door to the guys area and screaming for Sasuke. No one answers and after a few people stare at her in her towel going in she finally goes in. She walks around, still screaming for Sasuke, and keeping her eyes to the ceiling and trips. Then just settles for keeping her eyes averted.
Jahriah: *Drunkenly* Hey! Why don’t you take off that towel and join me?
Kinano: *Muttering* There’s a reason your sitting there all alone, perv. *looks around and shouts* Sasuke!
Sasuke: *Turns around* Yeah? *sees it’s Kinano* Holy- *grabs towel*
Kinano: *Silent a moment* Okay…First *laughs nervously* I didn’t even know they could get that big without drugs…your not on some weird drug are you?
Sasuke: No.
Kinano: Okay good…and second…Orochimaru is having another “Gender Bender” moment and can you um…put your pants on and help me get him out of the girls area?
Sasuke: Sure *Starts walking towards door*
Kinano: Um Sasuke?
Sasuke: Yeah?
Kinano: Pants.
Sasuke: Oh yeah…be back in a moment *Runs towards changing area*
Kinano: *About to leave but gets splashed* Aw come on! *Looks self over and towel is sticking to skin*
Neji: *Laughing*
Kinano: *Annoyed and sarcastic* Yeah, this is real nice.
Neji: *Staring* I think it’s real nice. It’s a good look for you.
Kinano: You mean Sex Kitten?
Neji: *Licks lips* Mmmm…
Kinano: Did you have crack or something?
Neji: Sounds like Sasuke’s having trouble finding his pants. *Referring to the annoyed muttering and locker bangs coming from the changing room* Come here.
Kinano: *Strides over and sits at edge of pool of water, strokes his cheek and as he leans in for a kiss does a Jutsu and burns him* You really think I’d do that?! Ha! Maybe you should drink a little less Sake! *Begins to walk for door*
Neji: *Calls after* That’s okay, I can still see through your towel anyways, I’m glad it’s thin!
Kinano: *Runs for door*
~Later~
Kinano and Sasuke are walking along a trail.
Kinano: Sorry about being in the guys bathing area and making you so uncomfortable *Grabs hand and holds onto it as they sit on a bench*
Sasuke: I forgive you. *Kiss*
Kinano: *Waiting but nothing happens* Sasuke…
Sasuke: Yeah?
Kinano: *Hits his arm* Now its your turn to apologize!
Sasuke: For what?
Kinano: My uncomfortable-ness-ness…
Sasuke: That’s not even a word and what uncom-uncomfortable….ness?
Kinano: Well…Jahriah tried get me to be a prostitute and Neji was drunk from Sake and splashed me making my towel see through and tried to get me to with him in the Onsen!
Sasuke: Oh…well…I had to get Orochimaru off the towel rack while he was screaming my name and apparently trying to…erm…hump it.
Kinano: *Shudders* Okay…you win…that’s worse…that’s much worse.
Sasuke: Yup.
*Both quiet for a moment*
Sasuke: So…Neji…
Kinano: Don’t worry, I burnt his pretty face.
Sasuke: Ah…so…movie or something?
Kinano: *Nods slowly* Movie sounds good.
Sasuke: Or we can go make out in a shrub.
Kinano: To the shrub!
P.S. I kno pervy-sage's name is spelt horibly wrong...i can never spell his name!
