Chapter 2
Gai: I have a master strategy that will quickly defeat my eternal rival and strip Kakashi of his dignity. The only person I need is…
Gai: TENTEN!
Tenten: Yes, Sensei?
Gai: Now I want an honest and straight answer. No lying to get the best of me.
Will you be my girlfriend?
Tenten: …EWW! No!
Gai: But… My super good looks… and my sparkling personality… and my youthfulness!
Tenten: Umm…
Gai: PLEASE DATE ME!
Ten ten: Eek!
*SLAP!*
Gai: Owwwww…
Tenten: Sorry sensei, But it’s so WRONG!
Neji: I agree…you’ve hit a whole new level of weird, sensei.
Gai: I Must not give up! My eternal rival cannot humiliate me! I refuse to wear the speedo!
*Tenten and Neji Both faint at the mere thought of Gai in a Speedo.*
Rock Lee: Sensei! I got the books on dating you wanted! You shall not fail, for I ha- Oh no! What happened to Tenten and Neji?
Gai:…
End
