Well... I've seen SO many rants around theO lately... I'm going to do my OWN rant! ABOUT EVERYONE ON THE CHAT THAT I TALK TO! GOD! YOU PEOPLE ARE SO ANNOYING!
I'm going to start with... the ADMINS AND MODS.
Beth: Well, you come around chat every now and then and all you do is keep chat in order and make sure everyone is obeying the rules. How, dare you. HOW DARE YOU DO YOUR JOB WITH SUCH PERSEVERANCE AND PROMISE. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF! YOU ARE SO GREAT AT WHAT YOU DO. GOSH!
Lyndy: You've recently been appointed, Temporary Mod and you've changed... SO much. You used to be so much fun, and so childlike, like all the people who used to like you. How DARE you be mature and honest, and how DARE you have a more dignified sense of humour and sense of amusement... and it's ALL because you're a temp mod! Not because you've changed! AND HOW DARE YOU HAVE A CLONE IN EVERY ROOM WATCHING AND MODERATING EVERYONE MAKING SURE EVERYTHING IS WITHIN THE CHAT RULES. You're so lovely and fun, you shouldn't even come to chat anymore! GRRRR!
Mikey: To start with you... you come to chat, like everyone else, and then you go around making everyone laugh, and show everyone a good time... You're such a SICK BASTARD! WE DON'T DESERVE LAUGHTER AND JOY! WE DESERVE PAIN AND SUICIDAL ROOMS, LIKE ALL OF THE ROOMS IN THE COMMUNITY CHAT! YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY THINK WE'D ENJOY YOU BEING IN THERE, AND YOU CAN'T HONESTLY BELIEVE THAT BECAUSE EVERYONE LIKES YOU AND ONLY A FEW PEOPLE LIKE DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO STAY. Oh my god... are you a SADIST?!
Manly: You're so annoying! You come into the room with your odd sense of humour and you make everyone notice you because you say such random and inappropriate things... and honestly... I hate you. I. HATE. YOU. YOU MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD I THINK I MIGHT DIE OF ANGER. *points at you* How. Dare. You.
Kakuzu: Honey, I love you... but you're SO goddamn merciless! We're apart of the Akatsuki... and you open these rooms, and kick everyone who's not Akatsuki out... you're just TRYING to keep the privacy of our organization without having to worry about people FROM our organization remembering a password or anything... and honestly, it's the most sincere thing you can do... but... GOSH HOW CAN YOU DO THAT?! IT'S SO MEAN!
AND TO EVERYONE ELSE WHO DOES THEIR JOB AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO IS MORE MATURE THAN MOST OF THE PEOPLE IN CHAT... I SAY YOU CAN ALL BURN IN HELL! BECAUSE YOU'RE SO FUNNY, WHOLE HEARTED, AND DOWN TO EARTH! YOU ALL SHOULD BE ASHAMED!
For people who don't realize this... this is a spoof. So cut out the ranting. It's pointless, and your arguments are filled with errors. I've taken a class on how to argue, so well... I know what I'm talking about.
