I was gazing up to the stars, giving each star a reason why I love you... I was doing fine until I ran out of stars <3
It's not "luv u", "luv you", "love u", "love you", "I luv u", "I love u", or "I luv you"; it is "I love you". A shortcut to a text makes me think you want a shortcut to my heart.
Some kids were dropped as a baby ... you were clearly thrown in the air, smacked by a ceiling fan, hitting the wall, and tossed out the window..
boy : hello will you go out with me
girl : ew no
boy : you dnt even know what i said
girl : yes i did
boy : what then
girl : will you go out with me
boy : yeh sure
girl : *blush*
Dear algebra, stop making me find your X! She's not coming back...
"Girls do not dress for boys. They dress for themselves and, of course, each other. If girls dressed for boys they'd just walk around naked at all times."
"It's impossible." said pride. "It's risky." said experience. "It's
pointless." said reason. "Give it a try." whispered the heart.
Boy: Why haven't you had a boyfriend yet?
Girl: I'm not allowed, why don't you have a girlfriend?
Boy: Cos you're not allowed to have a boyfriend yet :)
Every girl has three guys in her life.
The one she loves.
The one she hates.
and the one she can't live without.
And in the end,
They're all the same guy.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing
Age 3 -- Boy kisses girl. Parents: "Awwww. That's so cute" *Takes picture*
Age 16 -- Boy kisses girl. Dad: "Get the hell away from my daughter!!!!!" *Loads shotgun*
What starts with F and ends with UCK? THATS RIGHT! FIRETRUCK. Well what starts with P and ends with ORN? Thats Right Popcorn!
Boy: I have 2 words to tell u.
Girl: whats that?
Boy: I Love YOU
Girl: Isn't that 3?
Boy: No. Because, 'You' & 'I' count as one. :D
Edward isn't a vampire, he lives in the forest, he doesn't eat people, and he sparkles. He's obviously a fairy.
Look at the keyboard, it has U and I together. Look underneath that, it says JK. Next to that spells LOL, and ends with a :P
"I LOVE Eminem!" "I like skittles better..." "No, the rapper, idiot..." "Your the idiot, what's so good about M&M wrappers?!"
Okay, so there are 10 fish. 2 die, 5 drown, 1 gets trapped in the filter, how many left? stop counting you idiot. fish cant drown.
Girl: "Describe a hot girl."
Boy: "Blonde hair, huge boobs,brown eyes."
Girl: "Then i guess I'm not a hot girl."
Boy: "You never said to describe a perfect girl."
