Number 8 is... 8-Tails. That makes sense. He looks kinda like Naruto does in one-tail mode. Sasuke noticed too. Good for him. He activates his shenanigans and does this weird flippy thing over the guy. Apparently only Sasuke and Killer 'Bi's brother can dodge him in this mode. He's still bustin' lame rhymes, by the way.
Oh, Suigetsu just remembered he can turn into water. So he can dodge, too. Sasuke tells Karin to keep an eye on 8-Tails, who's too fast and strong to keep up with without Sharingan, anyway. Sasuke nearly gets owned, but he activates his super newclear mango shenanigans. Which turns out to be...
Oh, yippy skip. More genjutsu. It temporarily paralyzes 8-Tails and Sasuke approaches to throw the Master Ball and make the catch. Suddenly...
SASUKE GET OWNED!
Oh, wow. This kid bleeds. Is that supposed to bend that way?
Anyway, it's Juugo to the rescue. He catches Sasuke, who is seriously bleeding on everything, not that I mind. Karin rushes in, no doubt to get another masochist fix.
Problem, though. Sasuke's neck and chest are missing. COOL! Maybe he'll actually die. Juugo thinks of Kimimaro for a second. I have no idea what "he's like my reincarnation" means, but I do recall that Kimimaro died. Good sign.
Oh, but Juugo also has a ridiculous Deus Ex Machina healing power. He's gong to fuse some of his skin and chakra where Sasuke's used to be. Damn, looks like he's gonna live again. Sidenote: close your shirt, Karin. Those bite marks do the impossible by making you less attractive. Anyway, 8-Tails explains that since he can control his beast they can snap each other out of Genjutsu spells. Not gonna work, Sasuke. Finally, we shall meet his true form.
It's a... giant Ox. With octopus tentacles for tails. Kishi, share with me the drug which you partake in.
The End.
